Mark Dice is a renowned author. And by renowned, I mean leader of a cult called "the Resistance." He recently put out a press release...presumably by carrier pigeon, denouncing the Starbucks mermaid...you know, the logo, on the cup.
Calling for a boycott, he refers to the logo as , "a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute."
I too, did not know about the actual origin of the logo. Nor did I notice it. Here's the thing, if you think that Starbucks coffee drinkers give a f*ck about the slutty mermaid on their cups, you...Mr Dice, sure don't understand the effect that coffee has on people. Im pretty sure there could be vagina lips in a checker patterns all over the cup and no one would care. If drinkers had to wear a penis racing strip for the holidays to get a cup of coffee, it still wouldn't influence sales in the bigger cities.
There is however a little something else special going on here....the emergence of a new group of crazies. They believe that mock human sacrifices are done every year in the Bohemian Grove in California by our political and corporate elite. Anthrax was being sent around the US after 9/11 by our own government to enforce the Patriot Act. The United States military has built enormous Underground cities for the political elite. Mechanical hybrid Terminators are being manufactured by the Department of Defense.
Emhmmm. Sometimes I wish that reality TV would jump on this bandwagon. Say...an ABC special where the "Resistance" had a MTV Gaunlet challenge against "Scientlogists". My money would always be on the scientologists....but I would def root for the underdog.
Anyway...yeah, mermaid logos......who cares.
Calling for a boycott, he refers to the logo as , "a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute."
I too, did not know about the actual origin of the logo. Nor did I notice it. Here's the thing, if you think that Starbucks coffee drinkers give a f*ck about the slutty mermaid on their cups, you...Mr Dice, sure don't understand the effect that coffee has on people. Im pretty sure there could be vagina lips in a checker patterns all over the cup and no one would care. If drinkers had to wear a penis racing strip for the holidays to get a cup of coffee, it still wouldn't influence sales in the bigger cities.
There is however a little something else special going on here....the emergence of a new group of crazies. They believe that mock human sacrifices are done every year in the Bohemian Grove in California by our political and corporate elite. Anthrax was being sent around the US after 9/11 by our own government to enforce the Patriot Act. The United States military has built enormous Underground cities for the political elite. Mechanical hybrid Terminators are being manufactured by the Department of Defense.
Emhmmm. Sometimes I wish that reality TV would jump on this bandwagon. Say...an ABC special where the "Resistance" had a MTV Gaunlet challenge against "Scientlogists". My money would always be on the scientologists....but I would def root for the underdog.
Anyway...yeah, mermaid logos......who cares.
P.S. Kudos to me for not working a Disney Little mermaid reference in. I tried really hard. And suceeded. Atleast until I added this P.S.
1 comment:
LOLOL @ prostitute with legs spread! It takes a true perv to notice that! LOL!
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