names.

You may or may not have heard, but the government recently release the top secret American baby name list of 2008. Its causing women without kids around the country to freak out and narrow their mental name lists and simultaneously thicken their plots to have "mistakes" with the men they love. Top 5 is as follows:

1.Jacob
Emily
2. Michael
Emma
3. Joshua
Madison
4. Matthew
Abigail
5. Ethan
Olivia

::YAWN:: I must admit...Ethan does have some character to it, but for the most part these names are not only boring, but also ugly. Abigail? Isn't that the birth name of the ugly duckling . And Maddy...she'll never have the potential to make it into the cool girl slut crowd in highschool. And thats a shame. Emma....dork me up scotty.

A little bit more on the interesting side....nameyourwang.com gives you an Authentic Name Certificate for your private or not so private member...with a leather case and everything. Have fun. And FYI, Mr. Scknicker Long Doodle, is no longer available for the taking.

Sorry.

P.S. I didnt feel like putting a picture of babies up on my blog...so, introducung or reintroducing, ABBA.