Barbie, the serial killer.

After decades of being under societies shoe. The b*tch has finally lost it. She the only woman in America who hasnt prospered from woman's rights after all. Let's also throw a little bondage ontop, cause that's what feminism is all about, isn't it? See more here.

VIA cakeheadlovesevil

Diesel's Fresh and Bright Super Heros (with bottomless wallets).

When in doubt....porn them out. I could care less about this. What I want to complain about is why Diesel thinks they can sell underwear for $26. For one damn pair???

If I ever purchases one pair of undies for over $20, you all better watch the f*ck out. Cause I will be wearing them for atleast 2 weeks straight (that's 3 packs od Hanes-including weekend wear...inwhich changing is negotiable). Starch stench...I'll be.

VIA deisel

Braveheart BJs come BEFORE jacuzzi runs.

So not only is he racsist, but he is insane. And says things like:

“I deserve to be blown first! Before the fucking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you?”

Mr. Mel Gibson eveyrone.

VIA dlisted

HaaaahahhahaUMPDAY!

hahahhahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!


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are you laughing?

"The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith...He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. My message to Tiger would, 'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world."

-Brit Hume, a FOX political analyst.

...Cause Christianity let's you fuck up ALL THE TIME, and then you say a Hail Mary or two. 

It's 2010, and FOX continues to let the crazies hold the microphone. This goes up there with the ex-vice president saying that the current administration is ignoring the war.

VIA huffingtonpost

Signs brought to Obama town halls.

So, all I did was type the the post title into google images. Let's get some perspective here. This, my friends....is out of hand. Have we completely lost our ability to think?

The Linkdown.

1. I once had a girl call me 18 times in the span of 2 hours. That's approximately 9 times, every 30 minutes. Who said girls aren't crazy?


2. Wait....have I shown you this? I think I have...but if not....it's ridiculous.

3. Heath Ledger's last movie. Allegedly.


4. Nia Long goes naked for PETA. In repayment, PETA photoshops a pole in between her legs. Pro fur indeed.


5. NY population, day vs night. F*ckin commuters.


6. Buy this jacket and pair it with these gloves, and you are ready to go into battle. Oh Fashion...how art though.


7.Oprah and Gayle loss their lesbianism over Jay Z.


8. The real buns of steel. "That Shit's Tight, Literally."

Whaaaa Ads.

Dear Creative(s),

What the hell is going on in your heads? This is utterly ridiculous.

Can I be your friend?

Sincerely, Shaun

VIA broccolicity

I'd never fight an army of Radioactive Spiders for any girl...

Bad acting aside Mrs. Cellania asks, "Does every guy have one of these women in his past?"

Answere....YES.

A cat in a hat with a bat. Oh wait...

Today is Dr. Suess' BDay. Theodor Seuss was born 105 years ago today in Springfield, MA (Springfield = Unfortunate). Happy Bday you crazy mofo. I wish upon my future seed that they have half the ridiculous imagination that you had. I spent a little time in suesville today...and so should you.

VIA geekdad

Diesel is getting weird.

Remember when Diesel made that funny porno spot a few months ago? I gave them props. I wasn't too sure what the purpose of it was...that was half the fun. Unfortunately, Diesel has continued making strange spots. They aren't funny. They have no information. They are called "viral." What do you think?

The Meat Puppet

Hair Bath


Dance Party (dancing style: tiger, lioness, labador retriever and Racoon.)

Sh*t is getting real weird, real quick.

Agency: Farfar, Stockholm

VIA changethought

sniftag: doggie facebook

forget facebook, myspace and friendster. there is a new social networking tool out there for you...I mean your dog. You buy this device to the right, you attach it to yourself....I mean your dog. And then he/she does all the work. 

The company describes it:

Sniftag monitors your dog's activities while you're away. Keep in touch with his friends and yours. Share helpful information and pet tips online. And get connected to your community. It's hi-tech, it's hi-style, easy to use, and completely customizable.

Um, still not sure what's going on?...more:

Still not sure what's going on? Join the club. We now have laminated membership cards that read "I think I just pimped out my dog."

P.S. Wouldn't it be a damn shame if your dog ends up having more friends than  you? It's all quantifiable these days.

VIA oneplusinfinity

What in kitten hell?

I experienced a range of emotions within this spot. The first was fear. Then I went on to utter glee when they began to battle. Then there was confusion.  According to the agency this campaign, "tells the story of a kitten headed hero who battles a gang of feral baddies." 

OK....I did see that. But what do these fighting kittens have to do with a car? In particular, what does it have to do with a Toyota Corolla? Oh, but don't you worry, there is a micro site. On the site you can see some print stuff with the same treatment as Sin City and a tag that says Corolla, Packed with a lil' action. 

I mean....I just don't know what's going on here. I enjoy a good fight scene. Kittens are ok (when they are not cats). But what the hell is going on here? And why is this a car commercial again?

Agency: Publicis Mojo, Sydney Australia

VIA adfreak

trippy ads.

in an age where milk just isnt getting the play it use to, DDB Canada made some seriously trippy spots to remind us that "milk, does the body good" and so does a true acid trip. 






Now, while I dont necessarily dislike any of them, I do like this last one the best. But I am struggling with the reasoning behind making the spots so weird. Did it add anything? Or were they just trying to keep interest? How good is the idea if you have to make people a little bit creeped out, just to keep watching until the end? Or maybe its a Canadian thing. I don't know....

But I do however have this funny urge to watch Nickelodeon's Real Monsters. Man...I loved that show as a kid (and now). 

VIA thedenveregoist

the return of spaghetti kitty.

you perhaps may remember spaghetti kitty who was used as a censor on the morning show with Mike a Juliet (?????). If not, please see back story here. Well, I find spaghetti kitty hysterical, and so does the rest of the world. So, as internet users do when they are amused....they make parodies. 

This one is the best that I have seen sofar. 

Spaghetti Kitty in, Star Trek: Return of the Spaghetti Kitty.

If you didn't laugh....you are a socialist.

VIA dlisted

im sorry, did she just turn into a piece of chalk?

oh man....remember when I said the folks in Amsterdam where smoking something (as if they ever aren't). Well, scratch that....it's the Japanese that got the real ish.....

I want the freedom to make crazy sh*t like this. And the drugs.

VIA animalny

"we accept you, we accept you...one of us, one of us."

on acceptance.


yeeessss. yeeessssss.
i've been holding onto this gem of a video for awhile. I have not yet been able to smoothly insert into a post. So here it is...no cushion, no back story....for your enjoyment. Or just to freak you out.

spaghetti kitty censor.

Recently on the Morning Show with Mike and Juliet (?????), Spaghetti Kitty was randomly used as a place holder. Like out of nowhere random. And lets just say that spaghetti kitty is not the most sensible picture in the world....so imagine it popping in on an unsuspecting slightly tired morning viewer. Mayhem in the morning. 

I would think that I had schizophrenia. 

But no...it was used to sensor the word retarded.

The Soup sums it up best....and it gets better and better...every time I watch it. 



VIA dlisted

the wierdest clip ever made.

or so Nokia claims. 

I guess this is suppose to be viral. Maybe Im a retard...but I didn't know what to do on the site. So I opted to look it up on youtube.

I feel like i was duped into subliminal messaging. And Im pretty sure Ive seen weirder. 30 seconds of anything from The Science of Sleep, completely blows this out of the water.

But...I do still feel as if someone now owns my mind. 

political opinions that would cause you to back away slowly.

John Voight, the estranged father of Angelina Jolie, star (and i use that term loosely) of National Treasure 1 & 2 has some opinions on Obama. Socialism. And...Vietnam.

Prepare yourself.

"Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Louis Farrakhan, William Ayers and Rev. Michael Pfleger...We know too well that we become like them, and Mr. Obama will run this country in their mindset...

...The Democratic Party, in its quest for power, has managed a propaganda campaign with subliminal messages, creating a God-like figure in a man who falls short in every way. It seems to me that if Mr. Obama wins the presidential election, then Messrs. Farrakhan, Wright, Ayers and Pfleger will gain power for their need to demoralize this country and help create a socialist America...

...The Democrats have targeted young people, knowing how easy it is to bring forth whatever is needed to program their minds. I know this process well. I was caught up in the hysteria during the Vietnam era, which was brought about through Marxist propaganda underlying the so-called peace movement. The radicals of that era were successful in giving the communists power to bring forth the killing fields and slaughter 2.5 million people in Cambodia and South Vietnam...

...This is a perilous time, and more than ever, the world needs a united and strong America. If, God forbid, we live to see Mr. Obama president, we will live through a socialist era that America has not seen before, and our country will be weakened in every way."

Who let this man out of his facility? He clearly got loose.

Whole article here.