Halo, the cock blocker.

OK, ok, ok...what do you get when you have a thirteen year old, a hotel room and a $100,000 a night hooker?

Well, nothing....if the video game Halo is involved.

Ralph Hardy, a 13-year old, from Texas (Kellen please control your people) ordered another credit card from his dad's existing account. Then he and his friends went on a $30,000 shopping spree and ordered some hookers to a hotel room where they were playing Halo on Xbox.

When the hookers arrived...they peeped the situation and questioned the kids, they responded by telling the hookers, "they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

Hysterical.

The girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services. They actually told the police that the kids "would rather play video games than get down to business, and that was suspicious." Not the fact that they had no facial hair and their voices cracked...but the fact that they weren't begging for a screw got the hooker all up in arms.

In the end...the Police arrived to the hotel, arrested the hooker, but then let them go. The kid covered for himself by saying, "that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. He was suppose to take him to Disney Land" But alas, it did not work. He was charged with fraud and convicted to three months of community service.

This could've all been avoided if they would paused the damn game, and got dirty with the pricey hookers. Kids these days have no priorities.