still watching TV, with no cable.

so there is a comcast situation in our house, and basically...the sh*t doesn't work right. And I dont know about you, but i never experienced more problems with cable than when I moved out her to Chicago. Even in the hoods of NY the cable always worked properly. Infact...I cant remember the last time I tampered with the cable box behind my TV in NY. Oh, yes I do...never. But no worries. I still caught all the good stuff and relate it to you in the high points that will ultimately define my future.

American Idol. Not that I care...but if you dont know...David Cook (i think his name ie) won by like 12 million online voted. Not the other meek Mormon, David Achucchhhchchletta. Which is kind of sad. Obviously home schooled and hording some type of social disorder...I think it would've been fun to have him win, thrusted into a world of fame, thus starting the dark spiral of fame go wrong (Im talking cocaine, DUIs etc) and eventually ending up on Dr Drews VH1 show all tatted up and with a nose ring chain that connects to his earlobe. Yep. That would've been fun. Now, we are stuck with another Clay Aiken. And another alternative singer...as if we need either in 08'. Ill leave you with these lovely images. Let it sink in. David and David. One of the 2 is considered child pornography in some countries.

Til Tequila (sp?). I dont watch the show....but I would be a horrible blogger if I didn't get you up on what happened last night. Two contestants got in a fight. And, its like one of those fights that make you say, "Oh sh*t, dude got rocked...someone call the ambulance."



Lesson of the Day: Men "in general" should make a rule NO to try and ruin other peoples lives with a fight. No head butting....we are not in a cage fight in Thailand with Vandam. This si america. Fisticuffs only.

Real World. Its official. This is one of the best seasons since the 90s. My boy Greg is literally against the entire house. No one likes him-not even the albino stripper. He is very childish and it is coming down to everyone doin stuff to him just to get him back for being a douchebag weirdo. And lets face it, thats funny. Kimberly, the blond southerner is really starting to bug me. She is really two faced and holds herself on a pedestal. She is one of those girls that will smile in your face a belittle you if you have problems, but is a crazy back stabbing hypocrit when it comes to her own sh*t. Its college antics really. And whats an episode without a Sarah call home to her parents who basically tell her to go read the bible when she has any problems. She's like, "Im going home" and her moms response, "Jesus wonldnt go home."

Thanks mom...you always know what to say to get things in perspective.

Hell's Kitchen. Same crap different week. Except a cook cut the tip of his finger off. And I almost puked on myself..literally. I could never be a doctor. Id be like...."that's gross, call a diferent doctor." On a side note...did you know that Doctors cant write thier own perscriptions. I would be such a druggy doctor if it wasnt for that. Whap whap!

LOST. Season Finale is next week. Word on the street is that they promis to wrap this show up some time next year. I think Ill stay on board.

I think thats it. I was in bed by 9om on Monday. Last night was really the first time I watched more than an hour of TV. Im telling you comcast is ruining my life.

Chow.