sinlge white female.

::female between the ages of 23 and 43, an outdoor type with a sense of humor, and looking for love?could you use $5,000?::

Charles Haeberle of Maine (this lovely looking gentleman to the right) is looking for these qualifications in his next wife. And if you meet them you could get paid $5000. Well, not all at once. In installments. Actually, the exact breakdown is as follows... he will pay $400 after the fourth successful date, $1,100 at the engagement and $3,500 at the wedding.

"Everybody needs money and I have money, so I figured what the heck," said Haeberle. "I know it sounds silly. But really, it costs no more than it costs for an online dating service. And I haven't had much luck with them. So I figured why not cut out the middle man?"

He literally placed an ad in hopes that it would work. A few years earlier (apparently, when he was at the height of dementia) he wrote a poem about his perfect girl and set it adrift in the ocean...

So, I mean, acts like that(this is not a Disney Movie), and the fact that he doesn't drink...probably isnt helping the situation. He has tried all the dating sites, his local church (cause that always works out) and even craigslist. One can only hope he posted in the missed connections section. Charles now is looking for love. Which he will pay for, literally.

"I dated a few girls here and there. They were very nice, but they weren't the girl. I'm just searching for what every one's searching for — a girl I can spend the rest of my life with."

Or at least until they cash that $5000 check. Sh*t Id go on a date with him just to get the $400. But im a prude. So non of that touchy feely stuff.