Covering Feb 2.

French Playboy has done a "All Black" issue. Proving again, that as long as your naked and sexy, they dont care about skin color. And heed my warnings, it is NOT suitable for work (I tried).


Kinda over this chic.

Nice shot....but the actual outcome at the Oscars was far from stunning. And James Franco was high as hell. There, I said it.

This happended again. And the word was grateful.

Who is this muther f*cker? Didn't we just meet a new Super Man last time?

Love Thandie. Love her.

The Linkdown.

3. Keeping up with Charlie Sheen. The series.

4. Wear your intimates on the outside. Get it all out their in the beginning, so there are no disappointments.

5. The Oscars are copper plated? Wow, I thought this suppose to be like a big deal.

7. You know that offensive billboard in Soho, here's a thought to it's replacement.


The Dangerous Womb of the Black Woman.

This lovely billboard went up in Soho earlier this week. The line: “The Most Dangerous Place For An African-American Child Is In The Womb.”

Sigh...where do I start? Let's take ones personal opinion of abortion out of this for a second. The advocates for this poster as saying "facts, are facts...black women have more abortions." So since facts are facts (cause you know all of life is that simple), what exactly are you hoping to accomplish with this poster? Are you trying to stop black women from having abortions? Or are you trying to let every other race know how f*cked up the black woman is?

Point blank...everyone has the right to have an opinion about abortion, but slandering and entire population for the hell of it (with absolutely no regard to the issues behind the scene) is appalling. I personally feel that woman's right on the matter are a little bit more indepth than a statistic. And when you are going to call one out, why would you pick the one about race...and put it up in New York city...the mecca of ethnicity?


Black and Gold. Wale.

You know you want to download it. It's hottness.

Long Ass Condom Ads.

Here's the insight I have that makes this ad execution a little too hyperbolic for me. Real men, know how much condoms cost. And there for we don't go around wasting them. That sh*t is expensive. Most men (ones that are not rich) dont even bother to crack the seal unless a "We are about to use this expensive ass condom to have sex" contract is signed. Fact.



Kobe in "The Black Momba."

I knew about this for awhile. Figured I wouldn't cover the previews, and just wait for it to drop. Sponsored ofcoarse by Nike. Celeb filled. Not, un-entertaining. Crazy Kanye is at the end. Overall....7 out of 10.

The real news of course, is Carmelo coming to the Knicks. Zing!

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Amanda Seyfried for Interview.

So you already know I have thing thing for Amanda Seyfried. And this is why.


Right Brain vs. Left Brain.

Gorgeous stuff. I'm not sure what these has to do with Mercede Benz...but in Tel Aviv....
See the other executions here.

Agency: Y&R Interactive Tel Aviv, Israel


Bacon Roses.

If I knew about this on Valentines day....


THERE is a wolf in me … fangs pointed for tearing gashes … a red tongue for raw meat … and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me … a silver-gray fox … I sniff and guess … I pick things out of the wind and air … I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers … I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me … a snout and a belly … a machinery for eating and grunting … a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me … I know I came from saltblue water-gates … I scurried with shoals of herring … I blew waterspouts with porpoises … before land was … before the water went down … before Noah … before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me … clambering-clawed … dog-faced … yawping a galoot’s hunger … hairy under the armpits … here are the hawk-eyed hankering men … here are the blond and blue-eyed women … here they hide curled asleep waiting … ready to snarl and kill … ready to sing and give milk … waiting—I keep the baboon
because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird … and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want … and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in
the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.


It's about time...

...and obvious execution from the anti-fur people. It would be the Germans who did it first. Even though in my mind, I would think the Germans love fur....wouldn't you? Hmmmm....call me confused. Lol.

Side Note: Doesnt that fox look like he is ready to teach some Mutant Turtles how to do Martial Arts?



The Linkdown.

1. Now you know what Walgreens....

2. 30 Days with a sex doll.

3. Watson won. Should we all just give up to our new overlords now?

5. “Baby… baby. Baby! Baby– Shh, baby. It’s cool. You can’t get pregnant in space.” – Teenage Space Boyfriend.

6. Addidas Teddy Trainers are adorable.

7. Giant Nest Bed. I want to sleep in it.

I Want It: Cigarette Socks.

I mean...I need these.

Love Love vs Hate Love.

I've decided that I am going to officially support Dirty Money. They are like Danity Kane's step sister (the one that Dad prefers). So...above is a link to their (and Diddy's) V-Day mix-tape. Not all the songs are good, but at least they are actually making music. And it's free. You're not too good for free music.

B*tch can paint.

Model fall: If at first you don't Succeed...fall, fall...fall again.

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Attacked by Candy Ads.

Aquafresh reminds us why candy is bad for us (as I sit a work chomping down on gummibears). See the other executions here.

Agency: ACW Grey, Israel


Spousal abuse, I can smell.

So Rihanna has a fragrance called Reb'l Fleur. The good...her spot is creative as all hell. The very beginning is stunning. Produced by Droga 5...(you you already now it's gonna be what's up) the clip has been designed to be played forwards and backwards which represents the duality and both Rhianna and the idea of good and bad. Check out the micro site. Pretty cool.

The bad , for a second there...all those feathers made me think about Big Bird.
Am I lying?

The ugly...the bottle this fragrance comes in...is atrocious looking.

You already know this chic is gonna cash in on this fragrance. But thinking about next steps, wouldn't it be interesting if Chris Brown made a cologne? He could call it Breezy (cough::beater Breezy::). Alliteration.


Now back to your regular scheduled humping.

Hysterical: Umbrella by Shatner.

I love Conan.

Now this, is love.

When I grow up, I hope to need someone as much....

Bodies. Cee-lo Green.

Sick album. Sick song. Sick video.
"New Rule...if you kiddnap a race of people from Africa and force them to live in Detroit...don't give then thier history month in Febryary. You're just rubbing it in."

-Bill Mahr


Just incase...

...we didnt show you enough vday love yesterday. Lima Valentine.


Happy Humpentines Day!

"He Loves you more than Unicorns Love Cupcakes."

The Cee-Lo Green Valentine’s Video Card: Ceelo is trying to get you laid this V-day. Go ahead, use your celeb cloat and let your girl know how you feel. Dont' be an idiot though. If you know your girl, you know which one to send.

Lovey Dovey:

Freaky Deaky:

Too much.

Lady Gaga walked the red carpet at the Grammys this year in an egg. And then performed as the yoke of that egg.

::blank stare::


X-Men: The First Class

You know what is weirder than watching a preview about a fictional group of people that you know all about? Watching a preview about a fictional group of people you know all about, in the past. I'm not even sure that made sense but yea....

One thing is for sure, it's the 60's (which means Wolverine wont be showing up to ruin the movie with his CGI claws). Cause CGI didn't exist back then(::arms folded, gotcha bitch)::.

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ODG (Original Design Gangsta).

I dont use photoshop filters. I'm just saying....

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Just in time for black history month.

Watermelon Designs. See more here.
I dont know what has come over me, but I just want to eat the screen right now.

The Linkdown.

2. Who said romance is dead? Porn cookie treats, proves you wrong.

3. This is either a clever way to trick little kids into giving blood, or a pedophile doctor's dream.

4. The clap off bra, will save the future.

6. Nazi White Space.

7. For the lazy parent. Read yourself a bedtime story, you needy midget.

8. "How come we have a moon and Venus doesn't?" Bill O'Reilly...you are an idiot.

9. The confession iPhone app. Some apps are just ordained.


Pianos at 10am. Come on now....

Once upon a time, I was unemployed...and I couldn't even sleep past 10am, cause there was this damn cat that kept yelling at that exact time, everyday. I wish I could write it a letter (or kill it). Day sleepers need love too...New York.

Gone Baby, Don’t be Long. Erykah Badu.

Erykah Badu - Gone Baby, Don't be Long from beeple on Vimeo.


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Hot Chics. Chanel Iman.

I know half og you are like..."no duhhh Shaun." But we at Pros Thought like to keep it classy. She needed to be of age to make this list. Listen, this girl is gorgous. She justgot her wings from Victoria Secret (she's a big girl model now)...and she is 20 yrs old. You'll probably see alot of her from now on here. In the mean time...bam, and bam, and bam.
If you didn't know...now you know.

Barbie, the serial killer.

After decades of being under societies shoe. The b*tch has finally lost it. She the only woman in America who hasnt prospered from woman's rights after all. Let's also throw a little bondage ontop, cause that's what feminism is all about, isn't it? See more here.

Winter continues to send out it's evil henchman.

Diesel BJ Knee Pads.

Aha...so Diesel thought it would be funny to offer buyers BJ kneepads with $150 purchase over in India. The good part, is that it isn't that hard to spend $150 in Diesel. The bad part, women don't find BJ jokes all the funny.

But I guess if you are dating someone who spends $30 on a pair of underwear, you proabbaly want to keep him right?

WWF - We Are All Connected (by twine).

WWF - We Are All Connected from Troublemakers.tv on Vimeo.

Ogilvy in Mexico. Nice spot.



Life Lesson: Man Tears Prt 4

Another one bit the dust. Listen...I am waging a personal war against what I consider should be considered a hate crime in this country. MAN TEARS. I have posted about this before, but last week (or two nights ago depending on when I decide to watch it on my dvr) Ronny from Jersey Shore just got added to my list of perpetrators. He and "Reality star" Sammi had a not-to-inspiring break-up/ throw-down on national tv for us to wittness, and this dude responded with tears (like a child, all sniffling on tv and what not).

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Men. Crying is normal. Crying infront of people...is unacceptable. Crying on camera..is a sin. Don't get caught up in this trap. It is NEVER a good look. Society does not respect a crying dude.

The only exceptions are:

-A Death (and at the funeral...no where else)
-The birth of your child

And even from that list...you can only do one in public (I'm not gonna tell you which one). I guess it's a fact of life, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Watch this clip. It's despicable. And I cant even find the after math of the fight...where he is laying in bed while boring as hell Sammi is asking him if she should stay. And he nods at her, like a three year old who just got in trouble. Oooooorrrrr, an Animal Hoarder that just got all 55 of their African Finch Back Parrots taken away from them (shout out to Animal Planets: Animal Hoarders, Friday nights at 10pm on Animal Planet) lol.

There needs to be a revolution. This use to be a small issue. I use to be able to overlook these. But it's starting to get out of control. And I think I know what the tipping point was. I blame John (teary-mcgee) Bahner.

P.S. I love reality tv (most of the time).