5.09.2008

getting freaky...religously.


I feel like everyone should know about this. Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have spawned 18 children. 7 girls and 10 boys. There are two sets of twins (2x creepy). And the family lives in a 7,000 square foot home in Arkansas and they have a reality series for Discovery Health.
Ive officialy witnessed the show. The family is ubber religious and doesn't believe in birth control. Its basically a f*ckfest in the most literal sense of the term. Baby factory Duggar has been pregnant 135 months of her life. Months. All of the kids are home taught (which means they are all freaks). Every Duggar child learns to play both violin and piano. The Duggar family also lives a completely debt-free lifestyle (how is this possible?...I reached my credit limit about 2 yrs ago, only on one person). And Momma Duggar has a horrible mullet.
The kid's names all start with the letter "J"....ahem....Josh, 20; Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; Johannah, 2; and Jennifer, 9-months.


This....should be illegal.

4 comments:

L said...

FOR REALS!!!

thi is like the whole texas poligamy thing. but 1 one wife.

they prob dont use any form of birth control. she probably doesnt give head or its not good. and he dont want to make a mess so he opts to come inside.

and i bet when she is good and ready to have a kid, they have a kid.

man i could keep going. but see, i know when to stop.


oh yea. did you see (you prob didnt) the episode where they build a house.--umm CHILD LABOR!!!

oh and they dress like those mormon cult ladies too.

shaun. said...

yes. yes. and yes.

i think you have something with the head hypothesis.

Writing Horses said...

I read this, too. sick. sick. sick. I am so happy I don't own a television, nor do I ever plan on making an attempt at watching something as gross as that.

socialedisturbed. said...

WTH @ the first reply! my gawsh! but LOL @ THIS STORY!