The Linkdown: Two Natural Disasters Down.

1. Awesome Zombie themed engagement.

2. You have not seen anything, until you have seen the promo for the most Manly Christian Conference ever. Thou Shalt...beat Your Brother to a Bloody Pulp in the ring.

3. Guy Richie loves slow motion.

4. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.....secret messages hidden in your money.

5. I want to own this clock.

6. A child abuse ad that will surely make you feel uncomfortable.

7. Abercrombie is taking action to stop Jersey Shore promotion. That's the situation.

8. On the candidate Rick Perry.

9. Someone finally put Naomi Cambell in her place.

The Linkdown.

1. Astro-icides. Art? Or just sad portrayals of reality. "Someone should've had a double major."

2. idisembodied hand.

3. Tom Ford....if we are talking social issues...I like skinny asian.

4. How to get in trouble for putting cloths on a woman- against their will.

5. $35 for the Nike Swoosh design? Talk about getting played.

6. You can change the outside, but the inside is still not even good enough for beer pong.

7. Bad Idea.

8. Black women....you can't find find a good man? Solution.

9. The highest tennis court in the world, is obviously in Dubai. Useless.

10. The last stripper.

That was Awkward.

It was almost like....they lied to us.

rapture is coming-Get your last humpings in!

hi all, in addition to shaun's lovely music video playlist below, I came up with one of my own.

ENJOY. i hear this thing is all happening at 6pm EST? WTF? OMG? or should i say OMJ- oh my jesus (did i really have to write that out?) WWJT? what was jesus thinking.

SO get your last humpings in.

Why i picked these songs

1-3. Rapture in the title. (3 is a personal fave)

4. we were out of time then and i guess we are now.

5. says it all

6-10. Alive in title (+ 6 is off THE END album)

11. Noone Ever Really Dies (sidenote-i didnt know noone was one word) hahahha

The End of the World.

You guys may not have heard (unless you live in NY where the crazies remind you every day). But the world is gonna end tomorrow. Which is kinda inconvenient because I am gonna be out of town. But enough about me. It's so selfish. I put some thought into somethings that could help us through this rough time. Three thoughts...to be exact.

1. First some music, to get us in the mood:

In the End. Linkin Park.

I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor. In this case...you'll hope you don't survive.

R.E.M. It's the End of the World as we know it.

Till the World Ends. Britney Spears. If we all have to go underground....lets hope it's more exciting than this video.

The Doors. The End, No comment....

Busta Rhymes. Gimme Some More. But...we also want to keep it positive. Also, this song was on an album called...Extintion Level Event. Coincidence? No.

2. Zombie Preparadness 101:

They say...the dead will come back to life. That means (drum roll please), Zombies. You know I love me some Zombies. But everyone...may not know how to handle them

as well as I do.

Everything you need to know...(if you didnt read the Zombie Survival book---me).

3. The Apocalypse could simply be refering to....

And if it is....This would be the simple solution.

5. But on the flip side....maybe the end of the world wouldn't be s

o bad.

6. And if all else fails.

Here's a tumblr site that racks the Victoria Secret Angels. You have several hours to get your fill.

Ok, that's all I got for now. You should at-least be feeling....a little bit better. If not....get to praying. See you later (maybe).

The Linkdown.

1. C is for Condoms.

2. Ohhhhhh...damn. The worst/best anti-abortion ad placement imaginable.

3. Chocolate ZOMBIE bunny.

4. Surprise...the French are lazy.

5. The Last Supper(s).

6. Hilfiger makes the gayest fashion ad ever.

7. Who said the baby boomers were falling behind?

8. "I'm sorry, I was masturbating. What was the product being advertised...?"

9. If FOX got started a little bit earlier.

"Thank GOD I have a Bluetooth."

Thank you Italy. For giving me the gold I needed to jump off my Easter weekend. And you knew I was gonna post it right here. Jesuse + BBDM Dominatrix = ?????

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Pentagram Buns:Sacrelicious!

So read this on copyranter, and I didn't get it at first. I kid you not. But I walked away from my computer, came back red it again, and then laughed for like 5 minutes straight. I mean, it's an utterly ridiculous connection to make. Buns and Jesus Christ.

But the limited time Joke....come on, that's pretty good. You have to admit.

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The Last Breakfast.

By Brian Stucky. Poor Count Chocula, portrayed as Judas.

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O'Reilly tells us about Jesus.

Ewwww, just intime for the holidays (in response to this). The scriptures apparently tell us to give tax cuts to the rich. Well ofcourse they do....


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On Religion.

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The Linkdown: 9/11

And

1. Then someone desecrated a Quran at Ground Zero on Sept 11th. Surprise.

2. The raindbow office is brilliant.

3. Wowzers, 50 cents is really trying hard not to have gay fans.

4. Why is it that Tyler Perry's posters are always better than his movies? Always.

5. Penises....yeah I guess that's one way to promote eye wear.

6. Is anyone else upset that Lady Gaga wasted all that meat?

7. So let me get this straight....you want me to trade my cleanliness for the life of a fish. OCD is this gold fish's death wish.

8. "Jesus Christ Cartman."

9. Now that, is a rat tail.

America...you scare me.

.....bad idea. Really bad idea. If it's not illegal. Make it illegal.

Cause this is some backwards and dangerous shit.

Islamic Guerilla Tactics.

The Trustocorp collective has decided to show their support for the hotly debated Islamic cultural center in lower Manhattan and installed these “Islam is Welcome Here” signs on Park Place outside of the proposed Cordoba House and another about 40 feet from the WTC site. Not surprisingly, with hysteria reaching medieval levels, one of them has already been removed.

Ballsy.

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Freedom of Religion...as long as we tell you where and when.

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Stewart once again...through the means of humor, lays down the facts.

1. Just as Freedom of Speech allows people to say lunatic shit, anywhere and anytime (and hey, if you add on some state laws...they get to have guns too), Freedom of Religion, does the same. No?

2. Murder Caps. Catholic Parishes built by the playgrounds. And Nazi's building signs next to Holocaust museums.

"Oh Hell No," says Jesus.

Yet another case of religion meeting art. By Peter Fuss.

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Covering July.

Booooooo Booooo.

Now this....is how you shut down a magazine.

I dont remember Bristol looking like this.

And who cares?

Love.

V Mag steps it up with scratch off covers. Next it will be scratch and sniff covers. Heyyooo!!!!

So....this is not about Madmen? Why is John Hamm on the cover then?

Is this the best photo Esquire could produce?

Desposible under water camera....check.

This was suppose to be some three cover collect them all type of thing. Look what I did. Internet- 394949, Print-0.

Jesus of Beez-areth.

Dutch designer Tomáš Gabzdil Libertiny made a sculpture of Jesus that was completed by 40,000 bees. He erected a sealed glass container with his mold inside. Libertiny then released 40,000 bees who worked on the honeycombed surface of the mold

Ok, so I'm really proud of the title of this post. But I can't help but to feel a little bad about it as well. I was raised (like much of America) in a very religious household. Does that inhibit me ability to think rationally and logically? No. And it certainly does not inhibit my ability to be creative and realize art objectivly. But what is this art installation really?

This man simply to a major religous icon and set bees upon it. This is just a bee farm in the shape of Jesus Christ. My parents would be appalled. Literally. But in the long run I'm left wondering what the point is. Interesting? Yes. Creative? Sure. Art???? I'm not convinced. Blasphemy aside, I can do random provocative things too. You dont see me going around calling it art. But eh???? What ever, I'm still really amped about my post title. Haha....

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The Linkdown: Hold over until the LOST finale review....

1. Is making the IPAD technology causing people to kill themselves? (Steve is currently putting his slave whip away, "Boy your name is Tobe.").

2. Speaking of the devil: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates.

3. You Muslims and your "Monkey God". Yikes.

4. And THIS is why you don't steal purses from women.

5. "If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president...'": Hypothetical Obama assassination used to teach kids.

6. Marc Jacobs poses in his birthday suit in a new ad. Why pay someone else to be naked when you could do it yourself.

7. Bad Ass Way to Get Dressed.

8. Huggie Denim. Babies first skinny jeans.

9. The Fürer, in pink.

Ummm, DJ Jesus is Genius.

Why did it take so long for someone to do this? It's sooooo obvious.

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