The Linkdown: My Gift yo You on Xmas.

1. Yep, that throwback just happened.

2. And you thought you had a good time at your holiday party.

3. Why fix the saggy pants craze when you can make money off of it. Introducing the man garter belt suspenders.

4. I would like to that Santa for Megan Fox. That's it.

5. Ok...I hate posting baby crap. But this some cute shit.

6. Should guys groom their pubic hair? A winter discussion indeed.

7. Playstation kinect gets kinky. It was only a matter of time.

8. A NY Christmas.

9. Top Google searched of 2010! Next year Im gonna be on this ish.

10. Rudolph just cant take the stress anymore.

11. The UAE doesn't quiet understand Christmas....but they spent alot of monay anyway.

Asains (Chinese I think) play Pacman.

With cars. I tell you.....when I see a bunch of Chinese people driving, the first thing that comes to my mind isnt...Chevy (it's Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift). I'm not racist, I know the difference.....I just choose to ignore it in this case.

VIA oneplusinfinity

8-BIT TWILIGHT – INTERACTIVE GAME.

DoctorOctoroc designs an interactive choose your own adventure style youtube game based on the emo vampire series. pretty sick concept, it may be more emotional than the movie with the Zelda score playing in the back.

Forget that it's in 8-bit...cause that's awesome. But the fact that after you watch a video, you can choose which link to click and continue the story is mind blowing. Blow this shit out. It is so much better that the movies.

VIA levitaste

Dodgeball World Record.

1,200 students, staff and faculty at the University of Alberta unofficially smash the Guinness World Record for most players in a single dodge ball game.

The real question? How did they pick teams? And...who was picked last?

VIA oneplusinfinity

Real life Tetris.

Berlin Block Tetris from Sergej Hein on Vimeo.

VIA loudscreams

Ummmm, the best (easiest) way to beat an Olympic Champion.

Ever wanted to be an Olympian? But putting down that pack of cigs, glass of whiskey, and the burden of paying bills (and let's not forget your pride) seemed far too great of a risk? Well now you can challenge and compete with the greats, and still keep your cushy day job.

Enter The Best of Us Challenge where you go head to head with Olympic greats. Not in that particular skill they are known for. But you really do have a valid chance of beating....say Rafael Nadal....without breaking a sweat. 

"Welcome to the International Olympic Committee's The Best of Us Challenge, where Olympic athletes are challenging YOU to compete against them in some truly unique events. You can even win a trip to the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games or the Youth Olympic Games."


You have to love this.

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Smarter than the average (wo)man.

The Trivial Pursuit experiment site lets males and females face off for ultimate brain power supremacy. Or at least ultimate trivia knowledge supremacy....

If you want to waste at least an hour of your life...be it good or bad, play this. And they are keeping tally so you should really do it to rep your gender. By the way, its a well known scientific and religious fact that having a penis makes you more equipped to win games/ challenges. 

What? You don't agree? Prove it. 

VIA dailyobsessional

Happy B-Day Tetris.

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The big 25! . 

I love me some Tetris. It got me through many a boring times. 

 Check out some old spots at Adfreak.

"Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," the Board Game.

"Give us your brain for two hours and you will never be the same again."

I didnt read the book....but I saw the movie. It inspired me to be a drug head. Now...my dream can come to fruition. I just need $20 and a few players. Who is down?

see more...

I Want this

OMG i want this.


Its like guitar hero/ rockband but with 1s and 2s!
The DJ saved my life for reals!!

via shinyshiny

Good French Ads.

I think these are awesome. 







At first I was like...what the f*ck is going on? Then I got it. The animation is Awesome. The line: A Beautiful Word, is perfect. Did I mention that I love the animation. 

"Picture a board of Scrabble at the end of a game: words that have nothing to do with each other are crossing and overlapping, to the point that they sometimes tell a crazy story! Our creative idea is to turn this fabulous potential into images." 

This time, I have to give it to the french. This is the only thing they've gotten right since the french fry. And even that's iffy...depending of where you buy it.

Agency: Ogilvy & Mather in Paris

VIA adfreak

Monopoly Ads.

These are smart and simple. Me gusta. Line: Own it All. I kinda wish I had made it. It seems like one of those extravagant ideas I would of had in portfolio school. 

Agency: JWT Frankfurt

VIA adhunt

Let's play....

...the "name all the random guest apprearances in the Jamie Fox's new video" game. 



I've found:

 Ron Howard

Jake Gylleynhal (sp?)

Forrest Whitaker

Quincy Jones

Morris Chestnut

Samuel L Jackson

Did I forget anyone? I feel like if I watched this video again...I would see President Obama.

 

After launching his old video, Jamie had a bright idea. Make a video and throw in the most random people you can. I'm guess the plan is to daze and confuse the audience into thinking it's a good video. 

Hat Tip to Laila!

Mario Kart Love Song.

Makes me all warm and gushy inside.

VIA oneplusinfinity

This...is how you make a viral. Cha....

This is a cool viral for Guitar Hero.

Agency: Droga 5....possibly my dream agency, that's all.

perhaps the best way to choose who you will vote for.

have them, their spouses and their party cohorts fight to the death. 

you will regret not spending at least a 1/2 hour of your work day playing kungfu election.

"GEEEETTTTT ooooVVVERRR heeeeerrrrrEEE!"

VIA  oneplusinfinity

cat-astrophe.

so...I hate cats.
In general I think they are all sneaky and up to something. When they are not trying to suck out your soul by sitting on your chest when you are sleeping, they are roaming around the house giving you the stank eye like they pay rent there or something. But of all cats, I think I could tolerate this one. And that is due to his natural ability to be the best red light green light contender that i have ever seen in my life.

kudos cat.....kudos.

and yes...I am well aware that the subject line has nothing to do with the matter of this post. But, Im running an experiment. So deal with it. 

VIA yesbutnobutyes

pac man. the trailer.

Throwback Thursdays is asking you, the reader, to recall the old school video game pac man. Got it? Is it in your head? Nice and clear?
Now lets make it a real life movie.



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names.

You may or may not have heard, but the government recently release the top secret American baby name list of 2008. Its causing women without kids around the country to freak out and narrow their mental name lists and simultaneously thicken their plots to have "mistakes" with the men they love. Top 5 is as follows:

1.Jacob
Emily
2. Michael
Emma
3. Joshua
Madison
4. Matthew
Abigail
5. Ethan
Olivia

::YAWN:: I must admit...Ethan does have some character to it, but for the most part these names are not only boring, but also ugly. Abigail? Isn't that the birth name of the ugly duckling . And Maddy...she'll never have the potential to make it into the cool girl slut crowd in highschool. And thats a shame. Emma....dork me up scotty.

A little bit more on the interesting side....nameyourwang.com gives you an Authentic Name Certificate for your private or not so private member...with a leather case and everything. Have fun. And FYI, Mr. Scknicker Long Doodle, is no longer available for the taking.

Sorry.

P.S. I didnt feel like putting a picture of babies up on my blog...so, introducung or reintroducing, ABBA.

games with penises (peni?).

Penis Camouflage. So...I just spent 15 minutes of my life playing this game and I swear...I have never been so entertained in my life. The rules. They give you an outlined Penis on a white background. Your already picked a category and then they say...make it into a ______.

Example.

I picked category...Movies.

They gave me said Penis.

And they told me to:

Draw a Scene From Star Wars.

Really. Too much fun. And I always secretly hated those kids in my all boys high school that drew penises (peni?) on other people's notebooks or book bags. Now...I see why it was so funny. There's even a board game version.