John Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly.

Awesome. And about what???? Common performing at the White House. My opinion,,,there are more worthy things to talk about. But Stewart won this round....if you ask me. How many time can one person listen to Maya Angelo in a row?

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Japan.

(images via bbc)

Thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Japan. 8.9 earthquake = tsunami.

What Egypt doesn't have....

...Helmets. A necessity when try to brings down a 30 yr regime, in my opinion.

But they did make the pyramids out of man power and levy systems, so......

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Flashforward...I'm just saying.

Oh, but happy New Year though, Arkansas. Yall better look at that TV show to see what happens next. I mean....I watched it, but then it got too slow...so. Yeah, good luck.

Newsflash: God gets Tweets.

For dropping a pass in a football game. I'll blame god. VIA tweet. GOAAALLLL!

Holy Sh*T.

This is a "person not of the day" post. Did you see this (warning, imagery not for the faint of heart or stomach)? Now...I have got not love of what matadors do to animals in the name of culture- though I would go to a bull fight if I were in spain- but what happened to this famous matador (???), is ridic. And then he lived through it. There's video on the link too.

I almost puked.

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Poor Tiger...let's move on.

I know, I know....it's un-American to feel bad for the man who cheats on his wife. Especially when he takes cheating to the level of ridiculousness the Tiger Woods toke it- enough mistresses to form a professional basketball team. But it's kinda sad that the man is trying to get back to making a living at the only thing he is know for...and he can't do it without pranksters getting at him.

At this past weekend Augusta Nationals, Tiger tried to enter his first Master tournament since the scandal...and pranksters hired an Aerial messenger service to fly signs over the golf course as he was playing on it. One of the air plane messages is in the video below...which makes a pun on Budism...which I guess was Tiger's religion of choice (now, we all know it should've been Christianity...cause then none of this wouldve happened).

Now, don't get me wrong. This is funny. And one could take the stance that he deserves it. I personally think Tiger is completely in the wrong. But like I have already said here on this blog before....Tiger is NOT the only professional athlete that cheats on his wife. And now that he has been caught/outed...the man has got bills to pay. He needs to get back to his profession and make some money to financially pay for his transgressions. He has been playing the martyr role for some time now. I just want to put a question out there. Would someone would pay over a grand per aerial message to fly a plan over the Vatican against child molesters? Or pay for aerial messages that go over the house of a local government representative who is anti-gay rights but doesn't let his wife and family know about his college boyfriend? I have not seen such.

Yes, Tiger is in the spot light...so his life will be out there for us to see. Sure, he may be in the wrong sport to be acting a fool. Conservative WASPS that consider khakis and polos to be sportswear will probably not support the colored guy. Not to mention the colored guy who has been kicking their asses and taking their free money for a few years now. Tiger is" no longer a role model"? Did they really need to take time out of their schedule to let the world know their personal feelings on cheating men? What makes Tiger so special?

That's all I wanted to point out. I guess I'm just a little tired of Tiger's public martyrdom. We get it. The guy fucked up. Just cause he's a golf player doesn't make him any less or more fucked up than the next guy or gal. But that's just my opinion.

With that said did you guys see his new Nike spot? Well...after you check out that...you have to see the remixes....HYSTERICAL.

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"Not One Single Vampire."

Oh the people of America. I'm not sure who is worse...the dude talking about Vampires or the News station that aired it.

Besides...everyone knows garlic doesnt really keep Vampires away. It's a myth....duhhh. You are actually completely fucked if Vampires come to your town. Unless there is some type of truce, like in True Blood. Or Westley Snipes is your neighbor.

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Post Avatar- the movie-Depression.

Ummmm, Post Avatar depression........Avatar....as in the movie.

I feel like I'm being punked by CNN. 

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Haiti.

An estimated 45,000 - 50,000 people died in Tuesday's earthquake in Haiti. I'll admit, that I will be the first to crack a "Haitian joke", but I do have many friends from thereand they have yet to hear whether their families are ok or not. The epicenter of the earth quake was literally right below the Haitian Capital, Pot-au-Prince. As a child whose family is from a small island nation....this is devastating and absolutely horrifying. I can't imagine having capital buildings and known community centers crumble to the ground. It must feel like your entire history as a nation and culture is dissipating around you. It could happen to anyone and we should do what we can to help as well as keep the nation and it's people in out prayers.

President Obama speaks on the subject.

White House Party Crashers?

White house party crashers? Now, I don't want to say that this was done on purpose. But I hope the unemployment line gets a little longer after these shenanigans. Because, clearly someone didn't care enough to do their jobs.

I mean seriously, there is security and list readers located right here in Manhatten, at certain clubs (in Hell's Kitchen) that do a better job than the seceret service of keep people out. Have you ever gotten into Diddy's White party? Exactly.  This...is a sad, sad joke...and there needs to be sad, sad consequences.

“Glenn Beck who you mentioned has called Barack Obama a racist, and he helped organize a protest against him and others on Fox have likened him (Obama) to Stalin is that…”

“No, no, no, not Stalin, I don’t think, not one of our people. On the racist thing, that caused a (unintelligible–grilling?). But he (Obama) did make a very racist comment. Ahhh..about, you know, blacks and whites and so on, which he said in his campaign he would be completely above. And um, that was something which perhaps shouldn’t have been said about the President, but if you actually assess what he was talking about, he was right.”

-Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, responds in a recent interview , backing Glenn Beck

You can tell how troubled Mr. Murdich was by the supposed racist president (“made a very racist comment…about, you know, blacks and whites and so on.”) The "and so on" really sells the whole story and simultaneously speaks to his cultural understanding. One could assume that a media mogul would remember a quote about....race, from the...sitting president. Believable, indeed.

The Dancing Weatherman.

I really wish I saw this live. This guy is trying to take Mr. G down. Dance Weatherman, dance. We are indeed in a recession. 

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Cute Robot does Tricks (and then enslaves mankind).

His specialty is jumping and running. And his name is Lopid (ROPID). But I think his real god given (man given) gift is cuteness. He looks like something straight out of the Mega Man cartoon. And if robots were to one day take over the world and use our internal natural energy as a power source.....I would kinda want this little guy to be in charge.

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About Balloon Boy.

Everyone in my office was freaking out about "the kid who was trapped on a hot air balloon in Colorado" yesterday. 

My initial thought..."stupid f*cking kid." I couldn't say that outloud though. But now we know it was all a big publicity stunt.  Slightly more interesting is the video below of the Heene Family rapping. It was posted on youtube some 6 months ago. There is something intrinsically wrong about allowing your kids to say the word "Pussy" among other things.

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Halo Cloud over Moscow...who cares?

People are going ga ga-gooo goo bat sh*t crazy over some cloud formation that is hovering over Moscow. And as much as I want to say it's some Independence Day type of thing and Russia totally deserves it....this Meteorologist from FOX explains it....

And yes, I just did that. I just combined to the 2 most untrustworthy sources on earth: Fox and Meteorologists. Ha ha.

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DISCLAIMER: If this was the beginning of District 9 in real life....then I would care. 

F-Bomb Alert!

Ernie Anastos of NY's Fox news has gone rogue. Here is a video of Ernie telling the weatherman to "Keep fucking that Chicken." I am not familiar with this phrase and to tell the truth, it doesn't make much sense.  But the woman coanchors face right after the verbal "F" assault is priceless. And Ernie looks clueless as to what he just did (a few to many in the dressing room perhaps). 

Overall....bravo!

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I've been so out of the loop.

I forgot to mention....

Epic. It's about time someone uncrowned this dude. 

Oh yeah...and Kim Clisters won in Queens. Eh....

WHHHAAAAAT?

Glen Beck. Just remember FOX, you allowed this dude to have his own show. Who did? You did.

New Habitats.

I love WPIX in the morning. It has the perfect combination of hot women, fairly accurate weather reports, hardcore news and....ridiculousness. I was going to make this lady the person of the day, not for the mere fact that there was a Squirrel living in her cleavage, but for the fact that she just pushed him back in like it was normal as if to say, "Not know...you are so embarrassing," and then continued. I kinda woulda paid money to see that happen in person. 

But the real credit goes to the news station that reports on it....don't you think.