the core to friendship.

Theory #564

I have a new theory....bear with me. Its been awhile since I have written my mind fart theories onto the pages of my blog for consideration and ultimate agreeance.

Hypothesis: I think all groups of friends are made up of the same types of people.

Facts: Groups of friends are all the same. Sure, they differ in individual personalities, race, religion and theme...but for the most part they can be label into 4 different types of persons. These persons come together to create the ultimate posse.

1. The Leader: In every group of friends there is always one person that makes the decisions. Whether they state their wants and needs and everyone then complies or their company is truly enjoyed and valued enough to make people plan around them. They may not even have leadership qualities, but they are the glue that holds the group together. If other (3) types are hanging out without "the leader"(depending on the group, this might not even occur) ...their name is sure to be topic of conversation at least once. Or the person is referenced or contact for hang-out confirmation.

2. The Entertainer: Look for the loud, funny, relatively entertaining person. He/she very may be the most outgoing of the group, but the things is...they are only the shiz-nit in the group. They may be the shiz-nit for multiple reasons....they may be a "one-of a kind" or "too REAL (always speak whats on their mind)" or just a practical joker. Within seconds, you can find "the entertainer." You don't need them to fill in the gap. But if there is a silent pause in the conversation. They will fill it. Somehow......

3. The Straight Edge: Every true group of friends needs a straight edge. They are the person in the group you look to to make sure they are having a good time when you all go out. They will f*ck up your good time with their opinions, moods and/or both. But you love that about them. It's simple really. They are so straight laced...its hurts. But it hurts so good.

4. The Extra: Every group needs an extra. He/she never starts the conversation, but always weighs in his/her opinion once its been flushed out and laid on the table. They don't choose where the group is going, but they voice in ideas and such. They are usually the odd man out (ie The fat friend, the single friend....) but that's not a definite. They bring nothing extra to the group really, but their presence seems valued by the others. They are usually the one the receives all of the secrets of the group and while some would call them a "follower", they refer to themselves as quiet leaders.

**It is very important to note that ALL friendship groups consist of no more or less of the number 4. Anything below...you are a group of losers posing as a posse . Anything above 4...someone is a tag along. They may be a good tag along. But they are not permanent. The funny thing is...tag alongs are really spies trying to get into the group. If someone were to slack on their position and their responsibilities, they can be replaced my the well-educated tag-o-long.

Variables:

- roommate situations: there is a thin line between roommates and friends. This area has yet to be discovered, but "types" , "quantities" and behaviors are currently and thoroughly being looked into. It is very likely that roommates and the 4 friend posse go hand in hand...

-gangs (urban click's): who the hell knows.

-long distant friends posse: its tough, but when a posse is broken up by distance...a a game of phone line occurs, where the "leader" keeps intouch with everyone...and the "extra" is often replaced. Also, the making of new friends/associates takes place. And that is a whole nother theory in and of itself.

-mixed gender posse: Someone will eventually f*ck or start a relationship and f*ck the whole thing up. A group of friends (8 or more) can make this happen...but as you break the group up into posses, they should be uni gendered....or someone will get hurt.

That's all....I'm done. Go get some friends you losers.