capros.

My roommate Kelly has a serious problem with girls who wear Capri pants. "I hate when girls wear Capri pants,"he has been known to say on numerous occasions. What he never chimed in on however, was the outcome of men wearing capri pants....also known as capros.

Well, luckily we have some hard hitting facts thanks to a recent MI arrest. 27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh was arrested in Commerce Township, MI after he repeatedly crashed his car into a lingerie store that refused to hire him. The lingerie shop, Intimate Ideas, claims damage is estimated at $3,000.

The cops say Jeremy was wearing make-up, blue capri pants, red flip-flops, a flowery blouse and a flowery bra.

And that's that. While capris are generally disliked, capros make you generally insane. But even worse...they make you a drag queen with a fancy for women's lingere and old navy flip flops. Yikes.

What I want to know is why didnt he apply to Victoria's Secret. He coulda been a spokes model. Victoria. Victor. And the secret...all in one unstable package. I think this story to be brain food for the Oxygen channel's next mini movie staring Christian Slater...I mean Mario Lopez.