just a few (10) things.

1. I told you the NKOTB come back was a bad idea. While reunion bands such as the Spice Girls and Dru Hill wouldv'e clearly sang thier old joints....these dumb asses are trying to recreate themselves. I know, as you read this you like, "No, Shaun, your just a smart ass" which I very well may be...but I am a correct smart ass. Click here for a snippet of their new single entitled "Click, click. click"...already so, so wrong. Almost as wrong as Jordan and Joey's shiney suits :::BUZZER:::

I tell you what I do miss though....Jordan Knights single. "Creepin around in my head...holding you down in my bed.....Baby you know I can give it to you..." Genius.


2. Lets just draw some shit. Warning....if you arent the brightest crayon in the box. This drawing game might not be for you. I certainly proved to be a magnificent shade of dark grey before I lost interest.

3. Remake Alert. The lovable robot from my past is officially making a comeback. No, not that one you freaks....Im talking about Johnny 5 from the Short Circuit movies. Not to be confused for the Wall-e movie.....which I think the confusion will completely shatter the upcoming kid generation to the core, but hey..... I just hope they dont f*ck anything up. You see, Id rather keep the good memories than have to erase the made ones. Hulk......earse, erase. Transformers come on in. Ghost Rider...erase, erase. X Men series, come on in. See what Im doing here?

4. Astronomers make a shi*t load of money! Like really. Shiiiaat, if ad making keeps going the ways its going.....I just happen to love stars. And planets and stuff.

5. Sick Work by Tyler Stout. Makes me wish I was a designer type. Also, this is the only time youll ever hear be use the work "sick". Thats word.

6. JLo makes a horrible mistake. Wait...lets make that another horrible mistake.

7. South Park regains it ability to offend. Which I actually think is a good thing...especially if its done in print. Whooorahh! If it takes probing butt plugs? Why not. Toronto is for mommas boys and girly men.

8. Listen a good idea is a good idea, plain and simple. And opening a greetings card company for inmates is simply a great idea. Theres over 2.5 billion people in prison that need some loving too.

:::Inside Card (found in the newly imprissoned section, right next to Grand Ma cards):::

Dear Son,

We want to wish you the warmest of holidays...and that through the cold winter nights you never have to learn the true meaning of the words Ho, ho, ho.

Love Dad

PS Attached is some liquid soap and the full 1st season of buns of steel.

(damn Im funny, thought that up in less than a minute)

9. Ms Butterworth is back and hot as ever. I could think of some things to do to her. Squeeze her dry. Lick every last drop of her insides. Spread her all over my pancakes. You name it...I'll do it. Occasionally I do cheat on her with the homely IHOP types....Im just not a one syrup type of guy. did I mention that this is a Geico commercial.

10. Please God...dont ever have me end up with this girl or anything like her. Youtube find....Caption: This is just a little songlet I wrote for my boyfriend. It's me singing and playing the ukulele. I also made the puppet (it's meant to be a puppet version of me... and yes, I'm a girl.)What a surprise and delight to be featured on the Youtube homepage! My little puppet vids aren't really the sort of fare for this audience, I suppose, but I welcome all the nice comments!Any comments using offensive language, or insulting me personally, will simply be gleefully removed.
In due respect, I did not abuse her wall with stupidities, but I will copy and past it as a warning to all men in every part of the world. Any girl who doesnt think this is a creepy video and/or mentions the so called "cuteness" of the video, should be immediately dumped. That bitch is crazy. She said a songlet...a songlet. Insane in the membrane. You can thank me later, when you are NOT the boyfriend mysteriously floating in the Hudson river with no testicles.

Your welcome.