4.21.2008

false idols bring healthy minds and spirits.

Its amazing what having a one hour day-time tv show that gives away stuff for free once a year will get you in this great country. After the film hit The Color Purple and devoting her life to the mind, body and spirit (and booking reading) of the American people...we have decided to honor our talk show goddess. Please view the Oprah Burial mask and statue (and you have to click the link...there is a great full body statue you must see).

Besides the statue being a little unsettling at first glance, one does feel a calm sense of relief that the artist decided to eternally portray the talk show host without make-up (and apparently w/out sleep) and with a natural hair style. Very much an empowering statment "I'm happy, and my hair is nappy." As ridic as this is, lets just be glad its not Tyra Banks....I don't think there is enough gold in the world to recreate that woman's forehead and breasts. It would be the genocide of element 79.

Other public figures that I think deserve mumification:
The greatest investigative detective of 20th century
90's funny man
Human Inspiration (if he can do it anyone can)

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