just a few (10) things.

ok...so I have alot of stuff that I wanted to put out there today...so Im doing a "just a few things post"....to bring me up to date.


1. I want your baby. Are you having a baby, but dont want it. Please contact Michelle and Gideon (No worries Gideon is not a from a Toni Morrison novel). They just really want to adopt your baby. And this isnt sketchy at all...their attorney's number is right on thier web page. Even call him collect if you want.

Welcome to 2008 baby. Use social networking to get a baby instead of the traditional sperm to egg way. I bet if they had a myspace account...thier issue would be resolved within the hour.

2. Recently, over 1,500 students kitted (?) out in waterproof ponchos discovered exactly what happens when you drop a mint sweet into a bottle of Coca Cola, in an attempt to break a world record. KAAABOOOOOOOM!

Ohhh Belgium....dont you have better things to do with you time than drop mentos in diet coke bottles? I mean...we still need to solve world hunger...and there is that terrorist thing. But you are confirming an already know fact..... BTW, Does anyone know why this happens? I think its extremely dangerous and someone should sue somebody (ie try experiment at home tonight and "suffer" and injury...to collect thousands from the coke company...muhahahaha).

3. Getting deported sucks. Its not all fun and games (and a catchy dance move) like the 2003 hit Deport Dem by reggae artist Sean Paul, may suggest. Especially is your gay. Since no one in American really, really supports Gay marriage, it appears that man on man love cannot quit go head to head with immigration. (please note the video at the bottom of the linked page).

What US Immigration doesn't know is....they are messin with an advertising creative, who has decided to run a private ad in the Washington Post. Are your ready to rummmmbllllleeee.
*Please note....the ad really sucks. Looks like it was done in Microsoft Word. But, I guess media, is media right?
4. "Hey, everybody gotta wear cloths, and if you dont, you get arrested"- Mr T
You make a valid point...so now we must listen to learn how to be "Stylin".

5. Ohhh man....my hair idol got arrested. Gary Dourdan of "CSI" was caught by the cops possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. And kids, that's what we call a drug bust.

The sad part is....how his hair looks in this picture right here to the right...is how mine looks on a good day. And he is still rockin it better than me. Damn it!!!!!! I think I need some colored contacts.

6. I really cant wait to get married.

7. Yester-year celeb sex tapes. Remember some weeks ago when it was discovered that Marilyn Monroe had a sex tape. Well, I didnt report it because well, i didn't find it all that interesting. First, the fact that the supposed BJ occurred decades ago suggests that there was some man holding an old ass camera (probably turning a wheel to make it work)..its probably in black and white or some aweful sepia tone and plus...there is no zoom. Secondly, the thought of thinking about a BJ from a woman who has been dead for years is creepy. But now.... Jimi Hendrix has one. And one can only imagine the crazy sh*t he did. Its the 70s. He is a rock God. Groupie-dom was at its all time high. And lets face it...its probably the most entertaining porn any of us have ever seen in out entire lives.

And that my friends, is reason enough to do a google search when I get home this evening.

P.S. fast forward a decade or two...and Star Wars has a sex scandal...Episode XXX(that's 30, right?).

8. I mean...it was bound to happen. America's Next Top Model inspires an attempted homicide. Word on the street is that Trya is sending out subliminal message (from her huge forehead) to young semi attractive girls across the country...telling them that everyone can be a model, and to kill the competition before they kill you.

9. Dont blame Anne. I would like to state the following thing about the Miley Cyrus scandalous photos...not that it matters. Disney will definitely sink thier claws (or mouse gloves) into it and rectify the situation. But Anne does no wrong. I blame the Cyrus family. or maybe Vanity Fair. I mean...I dont think the pics are racy at all. But being a mouse star is a slippery slope to whoredom/craziness.
Besides...this photo is way more disturbing than any topless teen nude could ever be.

Who takes pictures like this with thier parents? creepy.

10. And most importantly...Halle Berry is back on the scene. And shes is taking the twins everywhere. And Im not talking about babies. HEEEYYYYYOOOOO!

-FIN