The End of the World.

You guys may not have heard (unless you live in NY where the crazies remind you every day). But the world is gonna end tomorrow. Which is kinda inconvenient because I am gonna be out of town. But enough about me. It's so selfish. I put some thought into somethings that could help us through this rough time. Three thoughts...to be exact.

1. First some music, to get us in the mood:

In the End. Linkin Park.

I Will Survive- Gloria Gaynor. In this case...you'll hope you don't survive.

R.E.M. It's the End of the World as we know it.

Till the World Ends. Britney Spears. If we all have to go underground....lets hope it's more exciting than this video.

The Doors. The End, No comment....

Busta Rhymes. Gimme Some More. But...we also want to keep it positive. Also, this song was on an album called...Extintion Level Event. Coincidence? No.

2. Zombie Preparadness 101:

They say...the dead will come back to life. That means (drum roll please), Zombies. You know I love me some Zombies. But everyone...may not know how to handle them

as well as I do.

Everything you need to know...(if you didnt read the Zombie Survival book---me).

3. The Apocalypse could simply be refering to....

And if it is....This would be the simple solution.

5. But on the flip side....maybe the end of the world wouldn't be s

o bad.

6. And if all else fails.

Here's a tumblr site that racks the Victoria Secret Angels. You have several hours to get your fill.

Ok, that's all I got for now. You should at-least be feeling....a little bit better. If not....get to praying. See you later (maybe).

Explosions and Bras. Prt 2.

I lied before when I called Michael Bay a one trick (that trick being explosions) pony. He is actually a two trick pony. Michael has once again been enlisted to make a Victoria Secret commercial. What I love about it......Adrienne Lima is back in action....Word.

VIA thesuperficial

D-d-diamonds on my bra.

I only posted this because Adriana Lima is so hot. Read more about the really expemsive bra, here.

Lima is back...and nekey.

We all realize that my fav Victoria's Secret girl, Adriana Lima was this, and then she became this. So she took some time off. But now she is back. She cut off her hair. And poses with her boobies out. I applaud her for jumping right back into things....

check the Whoa for the NSFW. Or thesuperficial.

Victoria's Secret...WAS, not letting the models talk.

To help push thier new campaign of bras and thongs ("I Love My Body"), Victoia Sectet did this out take, letting the models tell us what parts of the body they like on men-unscripted. And you know what...it seems like a good idea. But in all reality...it's far from sexy. Thus copyranter (who I literally stole this post from) hit the mark when so eloquantly titled his post on the topic..."Victoria's Secret models open mouths, soften cocks."

I never thought I would say this, but I miss the Michael Bay equation. Explosion:Bra:Explosion.

VIA copyranter

In the Absence of Lima.

I guess Miranda Kerr can be a Victoria Secretes fill in. I mean, I may have once said on this blog that Miranda reminds me of a 12 year old boy, but after this pics...not so much. Hiedi (though still hot) has had way to many Seal babies. And my poor Lima is on pregnant leave. So....Miranda Kerr....heeeeerrreee weee gooo!

Good Friday, my dear sir!

VIA bestweekever

One Trick Pony, Bay directs Victoria's Secret commercial

Two of my most favoritest things in the world have come together. The gratuitous actiony feel (but nothing really all the extravagant happening) of a Michael Bay film and the hot bods of Victoria Secret. Yep, that's right...the same guy who brought us Transformers, Bad Boys 1 and 2, and Armagedon got the chance to direct a Victoria Secret commercial. Once again, the absence of  Andrianna Lima makes me kinda sad, but Bay is known for one thing, and one thing only....action films.  

Explosions ............(check). 

Crazy Guitar solo........... (check).

Logic........... (uncheck). 

Story .........(uncheck).

Sequel ..........(yet to be determined)

VIA heartvision

Victoria's Secret's Runway Show 2009.

The only piece of real lingerie, on a hot girl I remember.

Hot Mess....

I Love Hiedi...but it may be time to throw in the "runway" towel.

This chic has been around for a minute....she is getting her shine now because older models are dieing and having babies. Good for her.

On sale left over Halloween Costume?

I first, and last birthday.

I know, I know....Im late as hell with this. But I just watched it on DVR....yes I DVR-ed it....and I'm wondering if I am the only one that noticed that how there are less and less actual bra and panties going down the runway as the years go on. It's like a freaking arts and crafts show. No Adrianna Lima....which made me sad, but on a high note, Victoria hired it's First Asian model to strut the runway this year.

So where as before, I thought Victoria's secret was "racism," I now must do further pondering.

VIA egotastic

Covering Feb 2009.

Amazing!

Klum as ghost pooping!?!?

Im in love with Aubrey. 

Making the Band 4 starts tomm!!!

There you have it...American Culture in a nutshell.

Well, we atleast found one of Victoria's Secrets.

Victoria/Victor hires freaks to walk in the nudie show. And when I say "Freak", I don't mean the good kind. Recently Victoria Secret reps confirmed that Karolina Kurkova  has no belly button.

*cricket*

 I had my doubts about the truth factor, like you are probably having now. But I googled it and it's all over the news (well, the entertainment news). I don't want to discriminate here, the "girl" is a hottie. But she was hired to be in a bikini and lingerie for a living. And she is missing a crucial body part both appreciated and needed for the field. I want to get over this...I really do.

But technically speaking...she's an alien. Can't Victor/Victoria find a human with a belly button? We are in a recession and really should'nt be outsourcing. So my question to you dear reader...Should I start a human models union?

VIA idontlikeyouintheatway

The Real Secret.

I usually like to wait until the actual showing of the Victoria Secret Annual Nudie Walk before I talk about it on my blog. But, being the savy Internet peruser that I am these days....I thought I would bring these few pics to the light. 

Frankly...this looks to be a silly show. There are more costumes than there are bras and thongs. Honestly...how am I suppose to share a bed with that butterfly business in the first pic without either loosing an eyeball or getting impaled?  Also good to note, no one watches the Annual Nudie Walk for the bells and whistles. I think Victoria/Victor needs to get his/her's ear back to the street...from the pics alone, it seems like the only thing they are missing is a pulley system. Bras and thongs, that's the real secret.

But still....to these pictures...yes please.

(i wonder how much room this post will take up.)

P.S. Here are the Nudie Walkers in real bathing suits.

the best coffee table book ever.

Ok, so Victoria Secret is coming out with a new coffee table book/or  marketing scheme to promote a new line of bras. What ever it is...its just gonna be a bunch of dudes like me buying the book with no intention of purchasing a damn thing. Which I guess...is kinda genius. Or is it?

Here are some pics. 

Seeing as how Im planning on getting a new place pretty soon, it would be highly unlikely that I will not only own a copy but it will be the first thing I own in the entirety of my apartment (after my munny of coarse). 

I wonder if the pages are laminated (anyone get that joke?).

Ok...so this post isnt about anything....gimme abreak people, im trying to ween myself off of the Olympics.

models do it best.

Heidi Klum and Cindy Crawford have respective nip slips.  Well...ok, its not so much a slip, but there's definetly some nip.

You are welcome.

uncensored klum pics.

just selling class.

This is considered fashion right? Cause its not in a porn mag right?

Giselle, I will buy two of whatever they sell in V.