swell advice from draper.

when it comes to a fictional (based on reality) scripted character for tv dramas...if there is one person I would get advice from....its, Don Draper from AMC's Mad Men.

Love it or hate it, stern looking Don always has some insight to life that makes you wish you were as twisted deep down inside as he was. Luckily, we now can figure out all his opinions on any topic we feel relevant. Thanks to whatwoulddondraperdo.com . 

Whether it be the broads in your office or your nagging little brats at home that dont know how to make a tom collins properly....thanks to email....you can now ask Don....

A few examples:

Dear Don Draper, A girl smiled at me all the way home from work on the bus last night but I'm not sure if it was because I'm handsome or just a better prospect than the old man sitting next to me who smelled of wee. Any ideas?
No. You should never get ideas from some stoned beatnik’s hazy grin. Additionally, you shouldn’t ride the bus. Or sit next to old men who smell of piss. Have you ever seen a lantern-jawed winner on the bus, brimming with false modesty? You haven’t. Just poor people with poor habits.

Dear Don Draper, I'm a recently-married Junior Account Executive who's thinking about taking a mistress. How do I know which party girl is right for me?
I think you’re unclear about what party girls are and do and can only assume you’re also ill-prepared for what you call a mistress. Give it some time, junior.

(OUCH!!!!)

Dear Don Draper, I don't think I love my wife anymore. Should I get a divorce?
Lots of guys don’t love their wives. Stick it out - especially if you have kids - until you reach a point where it’s no longer a question.

I am currently working on a brilliant piece of writing (a question) to send him. I will have my copywriter (A-Dawg) edit it and then run it by my agency proof reader. I am going to stump this fictional man.