Post-Itable.

F*ck post-its....let your table be your reminder.

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Touch Me.

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The 365 days Emoticon Calendar.

Fill it in yourself. Nice thought.

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The Fold.

This....is very cool. In it's simplicity and usefulness. But it's not $95 worth of cool.

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The Linkdown.

1. After you take in the picture. Please note that the Situation has made it onto GQs Men of the Year list. This just in.... GQ has lost all credibility....

2. It's 10 am, did your kid get strip searched today? How do you feel about the TSA?

3. "Lick the most elegant way!" Oh word...we just went there.

4. You look DELICIOUS.

5. Drop the word "Little"...and you have Underworld, seasoned in The Village, baked heavily in Twilight with a side of Mean Girls. Red Riding Hood.

6. Let's inspire street racing shall we.

7. It's DENIM CHICKEN.

8. The Haroshi Nike Dunk is sick to death. Wowzerz.

9. Nom Nom Nom......cemetary...Nom, Non, Nom...

The World's Largest Gummi Worms.

I know, I know. I should be grossed out. But I'm really not. It's girthy, but not intimidating (no homo). Big, but not too long (no homo). And color is not an issue if it's going in my mouth (also no homo).

Wait a minute....did they just make the world gayest mutant candy.

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The Umbilical cord Iphone charger.

Shits getting real weird, these days.


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Americans event too...The Bubble Room.

I guess that at the bottom of some lake in Nevada...lies a room called the bubble room.

1.) I was completely impressed by what was going on in the little US of A, until I saw that everyone in the bubble room had crazy mustaches....then I knew, it was just a giant gravity bong. I swear, if weed heads ran the pentagon...

2.) I wonder if you are allowed under there with or with out legal documentation of your citizenship. Mustachio looked a little suspicious. (Too soon?)

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Fart Neutralizer.....Ladies?!?!

"I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too."

It it really that serious? I guess to some. The company that makes them is called Solutions that Stick. They also have products to prohibit Camel Toe, Saggy Booty and White Collar Stains. But as far as the fart cover upper....I mean, what's the fun of it if you can't smell it? Why do it at all?

Can I get an Amen?

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Coffee Umbrella.

Awesome. This is so crucial on rainy days in the city.

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Get Them Started Early.

"Live Your Dream, toddler."

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Take that, Indian Style.

At at the Salone Internazionale del Mobile in Milan Chilean architect Alejandro Aravena designed a strap for furniture brand Vitra, the strap can be wrapped around the body and used instead of a chair. Good idea!

"Chairless is a simple tool for sitting – a textile strap joined into a loop, measuring 85 cm in length and 5 cm in width, which can be wrapped around the back and knees in order to stabilise the body and relieve tension, while in a seated position. Chairless is mobile. Weighing less than 85 grams, the strap can be folded into a compact size allowing it to fit easily into a pocket – the ideal sitting aid while out and about."

I'll go on the record and say that this is a life altering product. After a life time of not being flexible enough to sit Indian style...this is genius solution. There aren't many times I can truly say, "this product offers this exact solution, in my life". It frees up my arms and completely voids any idea a girl might get for wanting to sit in between my legs and using me a chair, therefore adding to the total body weight that needs to be supported. And that happens alot. But you (I) usually just "man through it." Or I don't put myself in those situations.

But as genius as this product is....are they really serious about an architect making it? LOL. Shouldn't he be focusing on buildings staying up? I'm just saying....

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The Remote Bottle Opener.

Speaking of human ingenuity with my last post (almost a day ago). Why did it take so long for this to happen?

VOA geekologie

To relieve the stresses of carrying your ipod (with your hands and pockets)..

"The Dew Quiver efficiently stows your personal devices. Its insound system allows you to listen to and operate your mp3 or iPod, receive and make calls from the touch of a button. Insert your mp3, wallet, phone, and other small belongings into the pockets, plug the headphones, adjust the strap, and go! "

This would be ground breaking. Except for the fact that ipods (and their genealogy) were made especially to be....on the go. Which makes this product...pretty useless. Infact, it adds to the layering of an already- extras world. In my opinion. But perhaps it's good for hipsters who dont like to carry bags. Maybe they should make it in tote material and market it as bicycle friendly. And dont forget the piffy anti society themed pins.

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Kid Voltron.

"These kids hate what is being done to them...

and one day they will get their revenge."

One of many awesome picture from a site I just discovered called I Hate My Parents. I cannot wait to do this to my kid. Ewwww, if they only knew the unending potential. They can thank the 90's. Ding. Ding. Ding. Let the brainstorming begin.

The Linkdown.

1. NBC, in honor of black history month.

2.The starting line-up for this years puppy bowl. A-FUCKIN-DORABLE.

3. Haiti, three weeks later. Devastating stuff. 

4. Old School is cutting the crust off. New School is cutting the crust off, and making your sandwich a kiddie learning tool. 

5. Alice in Fashion Land. 

6. What Republicans generally think about President Obama: Racist, Socialist and Impeachable.

7. Diddy...getting his interracial on in a Vogue spread.

8.What if the Super Bowl was "Directed" by famous filmmakers?

9. Anderson Cooper was casually outed by the National Inquirer...under the pretense of Haitian baby adoption. You tricky fake news source you.

Snuggy Say Wha?!?!?!?

If you thought regular snuggies or cheetah print snuggies were cool. Then these Ninja Turtle Snuggies should make your mind explode. KABOOOM!!!!!!

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i need a handjob

Sweet Release! and OMFG with grandma getting it in the face. hilarious!

I Want It: Flipant Umbrella.

Not just to flip off the rain. But also...the NY rush hour crowd. Word.

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Destino by Salvadore Disney.

Destino from only one on Vimeo.

In 1945 Spanish painter Salvador Dali and Walt Disney collaborated on an animated short that was intended to be a segment in the animated epic Fantasia.

You know....not every artist in the world is meant to collaborate. And while this is perfectly fine....it certainly did not belong in Fantasia.

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