4.28.2008

prison inches.


This fat inmate, Broderick Lloyd Laswell was apparently fatter....way fatter before he went to jail. And after just 8 months he went from 413pounds to 308. And well, he is upset about that. And has filed a civil lawsuit against the Benton County jail house in Fayeteville (where?) for not providing inmates with enough food.

While one is probably in the middle of asking themselves exactly how a person in jail is allowed to file a legal complaint and/or why a fat person who even try to do something illegal in the first place(as if they could run from the cops), Laswell's official complaint, "There are noticeable differences on the size of biscuits and cakes, as well as the sides."


My First Thought: Ok fatty, this isnt Legal Sea foods...youre in prison. Regular people dont weight 400 pounds. So if you eat like a regular person, you become one.

My second thought: Ive got about 2 months until summer...how can I get arrested in Fayeteville and be back intime for the beach opening? Seriously. Any ideas?

1 comment:

Writing Horses said...

woh ho ho. hahaha. that is hilarious. seriously, how can I get arrested for a bikini ready body mahself?