4.30.2010

Find Your Love. Drake.





Second track from Wheel Chair Jimmy's upcoming Freshman album. He has been singing alot these days. Must be because Weezy is in jail. Haha. Anyway download it here.

Before you leave, check this smooth littler Wheel Chair Jimmy colabo called, "Enjoy Ya Self". Lord forbid he put out one song at a time.

Healthcare Infographics.

VIA kmba

4.29.2010

Love Dealer. Esmee Denters ft Justin Timberlake.



The american dream, Youtube star one minute...making tracks with Justin Timberlake the next.
This is a nice little Jammy jam. I wish this girl luck, cause she can sing.

Covering April 2.

I can explain this. Stacey Dash is a mutant. She is the Wolverine of hotness. Woman really need to take note.

Modern Family is really funny.

Im happy JLo is back For a second there, I thought Skeletor was holding her captive. And there is such a lack of hispanic super heros these days....(save Dora the explorer).

This is just some model, but at a quick glance doesnt in look like a beauty shot of Liz Lemon.

Who said they dont objectify men in the media? Vanity Fair looks like the cover of Play Girl.

Kylie Monough (allegedly). Cool cover Idea.

Coca Cola Quest.

Coke Quest from Paranoid US on Vimeo.



Beautiful video created by SANTO Buenos Aires as part of the campaign celebration of Coca-Cola for the 2010 World Cup . As always fantastic production of Paranoid U.S., directed by Edouard Salier, animation of the crowd of theDigital District and track official World Cup song, artist K'NAAN.


Awesome Animation. I also do not have a problem with the story. It's simple. The writer could have been a little less vague. But ehh.....still lovely work. it must be nice to have a client willing to spent a cagillion dollars on creative.

VIA KMBA

You Have to Watch This.

Jon Stewart had author Republican Ken Blackwell of The Blueprint: Obamas Plan to Subvert the Constitution and Build an Imperial Presidency. It has 3 parts, because when you completely own someone in an interview the way Jon owns this dude....you need more than one segment.


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Ken Blackwell Extended Interview Pt. 1
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Ken Blackwell Extended Interview Pt. 2
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Ken Blackwell Extended Interview Pt. 3
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party

This...is what America is all about. Idiots having a view, with nothing to back it up. They simple repeat themselves over and over. By the way can we stop calling The Healthcare Bill, Obama Care? We don't have a nicknames for the legislative doctrines and actions under the presidency of Bush, do we? Do we say "The Bush Wars" or "Bush Debt" or "The Bush Stockmarket Crash" or "Bush Wire Taps."

Hyberbolic Rhetoric, indeed. Let's just all go around and call strangers tyrants, shall we.

Lupe Fiasco. I'm Beam'n.



OK...I'm feelin it. As always, I'm anticipating his new album. Always fresh.

Blood In Your Ear.




Gruesome, but impactful as far as print is concerned. Line: "Dont Talk While You Drive." Good stuff. Layered just right. Of coarse not done in America.

Agency: Mudra Group, Mumbia India.

VIA copyranter

Glass Hearts.



The ‘Ventricle Vase’ by Eva Milinkovic.

"Stick some flowers in it, cause I'm done." That's the double entendre line you should use when you are handing this to you significant other whilst breaking up with them. And then push it onto the floor. And leave them to clean up the pieces of their shatter hearts.

Bam!

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dipsethaiku.com (This is why I Love the internet).


BLOWIN' BALLOONS
Yung archduke of deuce
Cam dookie dat divine fruit
Cop coke out da poot

THE CORNER
A-rab bodega
Private Stock and a loosey
Break this hun'nid yo


FLORAL ARRANGEMENT
Flowers wit dew drips
Bring out the vase miss cuteness
Bouquet them tulips


THE MERLIN
The Cam jimma-jam
Abba-Cadabba wham-bam
Shazzam! Thank you ma'am.



And I thought my haikus where good.
See more genius here.


4.28.2010

I Saw Appa!




Right in the beginning, Appa flies right in. Ok, now I'm excited.

VIA iwatchstuff

Lace yourself

I am so feeling this look right now. Lace- its sexy, dainty, brave, strong yet soft. Mix up a lace top with some distressed shorts, nude shoes, and a tousled mane. I love this look because it looks effort less and girly with an edge.

There Goes My Baby. Usher.



Yep. I said Usher. Remember when Usher was a major hit maker? Well, while he has put out some downloadable tracks since my highschool days, this one will be the one that puts him back on the map. Mark my words.

Gummi Bear Surgery.



"Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife..."

I love myself some Gummi Bears. And therefore, I love Gummi Surgeries. I would be considered a cannibal in the Gummi Bear Surgeon Community.

Side Note: I wonder what type of insurance plans they use.

My Mom is Getting this.

Just for the record. I brought my mom an awesome x-mas gift last year. It was a fridge magnet full-body character of our current president in his boxers. It came with different types of cloths so that she could dress him at will on her fridge. At first...she was confused. But then upon usage...she was thrilled. I took pictures of it, and meant to post it here...but in a drunken debacle of a New Years Party...I deleted them. Her exact words...."Obama's got a nice chest...I think on Saturdays he will go shirtless."

So in my continuing quest moving upward and onward, this guy here might make an appearance at her bday. Detachable thigh muscles and all...I might need to find some cloths for him though....




Alice on ipad.



I've hated on the ipad and the "i touch stuff to hip music" strategy that's overdone by apple. But this spot is nice.

VIA dailyobsessional

4.27.2010


“Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes.”

-Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi,


You heard it here first.

Showerpooling by Axe.



Earth Day was just last week...so do your part.

LOST Tarot Card.





by ALEX GRIENDLING. See more here....

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4.26.2010

For all yall web designers... This is your Anthem




why did i start laughing once i pressed play. HAHAHAH.

what are your thoughts?

Born Free. M.I.A.

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.


I am unsure as to whether this is a real music video or a short film done to M.I.A's music. The video...is disturbing and not meant for children. Still, well made and impactful. It has to do with rounding up gingers and....well....killing them.....

Appreciate it for what it is. But it is pushing some hard core buttons.

UPDATE: It's a real music video = disturbing. And once again...you can blame the French.

Cherry Battle.



I swear SNL does best when they don't try at all. Gabourey Sidibe and Andy Samberg have a thing....

The Linkdown.

1. Subway Etiquette...in the NYC particularly.

2. Stock Traders watching porn while the US economy tanks? Shocking? To me...no. I've actually seen it happen.


4. John Stewart goes in on the NY Muslim Group that threatened that REALLY FUNNY episode of South Park.

5. The KFC double down...pshaw, that's for the inexperienced.

6. Big Boobies are more offensive that small bobbies on prime time. Clearly ABC is ran by skinny bitches hatin on dem hoes.


8. The Twilight Series is apparently written at a 3rd Grade reading level. Lower than the NY Post....

9. If you wear this...you are a swinger. Get it?

"With no power, comes no responsibility."

4.23.2010

Hot Chicks: Saldana Photo Bomb.


Zoe Sladana was on The Daily Show to promote her new movie "The Losers." Simply adorable.....don't tell the gf I posted these....

Needs vs Wants.




An illustrated reality check. See more here...

The New Hundred Dollar Bill has an Epic Spot.




Did you see the bill twist and turn? Did you see the outer glow on the text? Damn...the US Treasury is pulling out all the stops. Ben Franklyn is pimping. Cause that's how he rolls.

VIA adfreak

Gasp Ads.



How did this even make it oyu of the agency? Copyranter says it's from 2007. How did I miss it? A part of me want to applaud the subtly of it. But the other part is cringing like a little boy talking about cooties.

"Ill, girls are gross." I remember saying that to my uncle one day when he asked me if there were any cute girls in my class. Now I'd have to say "Ewww scrunchies are gross."

VIA copyranter

Shake Wieght for Men.



Where do I start? Masterbation reference? They guy's face using it in the spot "Ewww That's It"? Gay joke?

Where to I begin people?

4.22.2010

The Black Gestapo.




The premise to this movie made in 1975, is genius.

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RĂ¼be. New Artist Alert.





This style is so ridiculously fresh. I dare you to listen to these tracks from German artist Rube, and not me completely impressed. I accidentally ran into thier track "Get Up",.... on Lala and I knew I had to post about him. It's a tough follow, seeing as how I could not find the song in full that inspired this post. But below is another track he did on what I think is a compilation album...called Jazz & Milk Breaks.



The breakdown:

INFORMED AND INSPIRED BY JAZZ, BEAT POETRY, AND BIG BAND SWING, RUBE'S "ANOTHER GONE RECORD" IS THE KIND OF RECORD THAT B-BOYS, B-GIRLS, LINDY HOPPERS, JAZZ CATS, BEATHEADS AND HEP CATS CAN ALL APPRECIATE.
In Rube's mind, bop jazz, beat poetry, big band swing, and hip hop live together. As Rube's first EP, "Another Gone Record" demonstrates, the fore mentioned arts get along very we


Sickness. Who thinks to combine those genres? Anyway, I hope the links I've supplied don't throw you off too much. I would suggest listening to him on Lala. You get a few free listens before you have to sign up (which is free). But Lala is a little useless seeing as how you can only listen to songs once, without purchase. But hey... I've been googling for hours, I can't find anything better to forward you too. I'm gonna see what my friend LimeWire has to say about finding this track tonight. I need this ish on my ipod, Theo asap-thus ushering in a new era of my life hosting wine and drug parties at my Swanky Upper East Side apartment with glass tables and leather couches.

I'm just kidding...my place is in Harlem. I've got a ways to go. I digress. This is more about you than me. Enjoy!

PETA, now using dead people.

There has to be a law against this. Even though Bea Arthur's son approved the use of her deceased imagery to attack McDonalds, this seems a bit tasteless. Oh wait...this is for PETA. Never mind...this ad is probably the most tasteful thing they have done all year.

Missed connection (literally).


"I am a very understanding person."

This is very female James Bond. Back when I did meaningless office jobs to stay alive, I use to check craigslist on the regular, for entertainment. If I had read a "missed connection" post with the down right quality and hilarity of this one...it would've change me life. Reading it now- jaded after years of office work and life, I laugh and move on with a learning curve. Hide small electronic devices when having casual sex with strangers.

P.S. Did you get my connection joke? *Vagina connection*

Guru.



This song is what I best know Guru for. R.I.P.

4.21.2010

This is what I just did.

A half an hour ago. Review to come!

Wale. Pretty Girls.




I dont know why...but I like this song. "Ugly Girls Be quiet, quiet..."

SIDENOTE: Is that Dixon?

Covering April 2.

The hot old Lady Edition. Ouch...*slaps hand* I'm so mean.

Nicke Minja....I'm not sure how I feel about you.

Yawn. As I always say "White People love Blacke Eyed Peas." Inside joke. But it's true.

Eric from True Blood isn't as cool out of make-up.

Giving free play to my cousin. Booking covers. Contact me (not her agent) if you want her for the next Glamour cover.

Ashley Dupree continues making cash off of being a home wrecker. If I was a girl...

Hov does Esquire. I hope they didn't pay someone to take this...I could done it on my phone Camera. And the design in Microsoft Word.


What 'Project Runway' Can Teach Agency Creative Directors.


"Make it Work." I will admit that I am a man. Who watches Project Runway. I love the premise of making "something from nothing" under a ridic deadline and then being judged for it. Because, basically...it's what I do for a living. I even followed it to Lifetime (where I see my fair share of Vagina ads). Well, I ran into this little article from AdAge and thought I'd post it here. The simile that the writer makes, I think can be applied to more than just Adlife. No?


"...But making excuses for being uninspired is, itself, uninspiring."

VIA adage

So You Need a Typeface....

see it nice and big here.

Take that, Indian Style.




At at the Salone Internazionale del Mobile in Milan Chilean architect Alejandro Aravena designed a strap for furniture brand Vitra, the strap can be wrapped around the body and used instead of a chair. Good idea!
"Chairless is a simple tool for sitting – a textile strap joined into a loop, measuring 85 cm in length and 5 cm in width, which can be wrapped around the back and knees in order to stabilise the body and relieve tension, while in a seated position. Chairless is mobile. Weighing less than 85 grams, the strap can be folded into a compact size allowing it to fit easily into a pocket – the ideal sitting aid while out and about."


I'll go on the record and say that this is a life altering product. After a life time of not being flexible enough to sit Indian style...this is genius solution. There aren't many times I can truly say, "this product offers this exact solution, in my life". It frees up my arms and completely voids any idea a girl might get for wanting to sit in between my legs and using me a chair, therefore adding to the total body weight that needs to be supported. And that happens alot. But you (I) usually just "man through it." Or I don't put myself in those situations.

But as genius as this product is....are they really serious about an architect making it? LOL. Shouldn't he be focusing on buildings staying up? I'm just saying....

Wasted Wednesday




hahahahahah!

LOST characters explain how to make a sandwich.


How To Make a Sandwich on the Island (that island) via the thought processes of Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Sayid, Desmond and a few more....here is an example:

Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich “brother”
3. Place peanut butter slice over jelly slice
4. Spread jelly on the other slice
5. Spread peanut butter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly

They are all spot on. See more here....