TextFromMyEx.com

I usually believe in a clean break, but in the case of others...and boredom.

VIA textfrommyex

Draw a Stickman.com.

A few minutes of entertainment while the work week begins.

And they wont judge you for you lack of drawing ability.

Drawastickman.com

The Linkdown: "Pee Like Man, now you can."

1. Women of the world....good news....equality is just a dildo shaped pee drain away. Thanks the norse gods of feminism and fertility.

2. Attention, novelty pets collectors of Miami. We know what your up to. Cut it out and take up jogging or something.

3. Another step to take the human out of humanity. I see you internet.

4. Rihanna for Emporio. I can't stand her accent, but this....this is ok.

5. Venini Tit Lights.

6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.

7. Manhatten Mini Storage...taking shots.

8. I would like to say that I tried really hard for this shot 2 weeks ago. My phone wasn't being cool. But THIS is my joke. I swear.....

9. Funny-ish spot involving George Clooney.

A Twitter Ad?

People are making money off these natural disasters.

VIA copyranter

The Hip Hop Violinist.

Peter Lee Johnson is pretty sick, right? I always wished I woulda stuck with one of the many instruments I played in primary school. Especially when the internet now can make anyone famous and desirable. Amoungst the thousands of girls falling in love infront of thier monitors right now....Check the youtube comment below.

"Dude i wuld totally have sex to all of your covers...cus every chick on youtube digs it!!!"

You can't buy that kinda fame (unless you have a big butt or you are willing to make a sex tape). Talent is sexy.

Harry Potter Love on Youtube.

See more here. Some are genius. Others are dumb. People have alot of free time....

VIA idolator

Wheel of Concept.

Beng a creative is tough. Tje demand for completely new ideas in little to no time is sometimes...overwhleming. But before you let out a tear for us, Tribal DDB may have solved all of our problems with thewheelofconcept. Go ahead....type in a brand. Spin the wheel. And you get a ready made pdf to present to the client (dont show it to account).

Funny idea, seeing as how this is exactly what the digital space does--sometimes. Ok...most of the time.

"thinking is one less think you have to think about."

VIA adfreak

The Linkdown: Now you Know.

1. World of Fourcraft....Manhattan is my domain. The object of the game is to join forces with your Borough Buddies™ and swarm over and conquer the entirety of New York City.

2. The Fast food Mafia.

3. The truth, about mens body wash.

4. Ipad Mirror shot. Just because you can afford it...doesnt mean you should have it.

5. Get Your Weiner Condoms here.

6. The modern Noahs Ark (aka too much free time). <---Person of the Day Alert!

7. Is this really a feminist wedding dress? Or is it more a slut wedding dress?

8. OK Mr President....you can pick me up at the corner of 17th and 5th....I'll call my mom on the cell phone too (or talk to you about how/why my tax refunds are so low, either/or).

9. Google is trying to keep up.

Fuck! I'm in my Twenties.

Fuck! Im i n my Twenties, a new website devoted to chronicling the life of us twenty year old through pictures....like a tumblr sort of blog...thingy.

I must admit...the best conversations do happen between 12am and 4am. I must admit....some people, I rather not talk to unless it's after 12am (and I've had a few drinks).

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Your Dog Doppleganger.

So a cool new site, made with the specific purpose of finding homes for homeless pups just launched. It's getting alot of buzz. The premise.....take a picture of yourself and the site will analyze who you doppelganger is. I must admit....I like it because it caters ONLY to dogs (f*ck you cats). I took the liberty of testing it for you.

Don't you just want to rub my belly? So now all I have to do is find this dog Elliot. Adopt him lovingly. And kill him. Because there can be only one. Go ahead...give it a try.

VIA adfreak

The Museum of Me.

I'm not sure what the connection is as of yet, but intel decided to create a site that curates all of your online material into a museum of sorts- The Museum of Me. This is a great idea, because vanity and self worth is running wild these days. Check out the demo....I mean spot.

The actual outcome....it's semi interesting. Here's a few stills from mine.

So in the end. The idea, is bigger and better than the execution.

VIA copyranter

Hovering Art Directors.

This tumblr can only be truly appreciated by the AD or design professional. It's always more than one person. There is always a deadline they have no control over. And they always think they are more stressed out than you. Just give up the riegns and say..."How do you want it to look?"

It's all for the best.

See much more here.

Back of a Webpage.

I don't know about you...but I always wondered. See more here.

Jay Z has a "Life & Style" Website.

Jay-Z now has a website. Called Life + Times, it’s a lifestyle site aimed at gentleman who are discerning enough to buy an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak, watch video about Jean-Michel Basquiat, and care about the “internal perspective” of Studio Alhadeff Architects and its principal designer, Giancarlo Alhadeff.

Ok, then. It's a little strange.....but ok.

The Charlie Sheen Random Quote Generator.

Introducing, the Charlie Sheen random quote generator, livethesheendream.com. Finally a place to go to get real wisdom.

VIA ifitshipitshere

Right Brain vs. Left Brain.

Gorgeous stuff. I'm not sure what these has to do with Mercede Benz...but in Tel Aviv....

See the other executions here.

Agency: Y&R Interactive Tel Aviv, Israel

VIA KMBA

Jesushatesobama.com

Apparently this ad was banned from this year's SuperBowl. Fox finally does something morally right (now let's get to canceling Bones).



I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. But if this spot was for anyone one but...oh, you know, the President of the United States....if could have been really funny. I get that point. But alas...it isn't.

The out right, lack of respect for the current President of the United States speaks volumes about this country. And the fact that we have the ricest 3% of the nation in full support of it, makes it even more sad.

VIA huffingtonpost

The Linkdown.

1. Underwear that lets the boys hang out free (cause that's exactly what all men want).

2. Comedy Central has got themselves a new logo.

3. The preview shots to Kanye's new video are a little spooky. Dead girls lying all over the place. Fingers crossed for for zombie dance scenes.

4. No...fur real!

5. I find myself incredibly lucky that both of my parents are computer illiterate....but in the case that you need a flow chart to tell you whether you should accept your parents on facebbok, this is it.

6. Live animals at church nativity reenactments are NOT a good idea.

7. The truth about facebook. This is like the Disney phallic covers scandals all over again. Except completely expected.

8. Oh please, please, please.....I cant wait to get this cry baby as the speaker of the house. The world leaders will indeed gain even more respect for us (sarcasm).

9. Paper Fashion.

10. Fourteen actors acting!

I'll practice my scales...alright.

Check out this website...the sexy notes. You wont regret it. I think they are trying to get me to buy something.....





VIA worldsbestever

Newsflash: God gets Tweets.

For dropping a pass in a football game. I'll blame god. VIA tweet. GOAAALLLL!