Taste the Rainbow (and hit it from the back).

Skittles - Newlyweds - Dir. Cousins [Not affiliated with Wrigley or Skittles. Contains explicit content not suitable for minors] from Cousins on Vimeo.

Apparently....not a "real" spot. But I figured it was good enough for a "hey...I'm back." Hey guys, I'm back. I can can taste you satisfaction.

VIA copyranter

The World's Largest Gummi Worms.

I know, I know. I should be grossed out. But I'm really not. It's girthy, but not intimidating (no homo). Big, but not too long (no homo). And color is not an issue if it's going in my mouth (also no homo).

Wait a minute....did they just make the world gayest mutant candy.

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Child Gusher Eating Robot.

This is funny. It might be lost to children. Or maybe the fact that there is a robot child evens the odds. I know that I love robots the exact same as I loved robots when i was a kid. Fact.

Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi NY

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Interracial Chocolate Ads.

I guess these ads are racy in Ghana. But I got bored halfway through. And the originality of the idea is none existant. But the ad exists...so I post it.

As one reader at copyranter pointed out "At least they didn't call the candy 'Mandingos.'" I'm not sure if that joke is funny or not....but atleast they didnt.

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Gummi Bear Surgery.

"Gummi Bears live short lives, but that doesn't mean that they don't have health problems and will occasionally need some care. There are times when these delicate bears will even need to go under the knife..."

I love myself some Gummi Bears. And therefore, I love Gummi Surgeries. I would be considered a cannibal in the Gummi Bear Surgeon Community.

Side Note: I wonder what type of insurance plans they use.

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Sweet Art.

Art my Will Cotton.

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Sweet and Sticky

Happy Humpday Yall! This is day 3 of isolation for me. After hanging out with the peeps at the polo match on governors isle on Saturday some bitch sneezed and gave me the flu. by doctors orders i have to stay away from yall in real life (for 5 days) but not on the internet, so here i am.

Luckily Pros Thoughts has a good health plan, PPO bitches! hahhaha (isnt it funny PPO is OPP spelled backwards. i think insurances are down with OPP, okay!)... no but luckily im a good employee of this blog and was able to start on this last week. kudos for me. whatever. Click on the image to see what is written in the small print.




Today's humpday is inspired by that tooth in our mouth, the one they call the sweet tooth which happens to be located right next to our sex tooth. hahhahaha!

and when those teeth start grinding we get a playlist as such.

candy humpday

1. the 1 spot goes to my uncle snoop.
2. yes that's what i smell all over this post!
3. OMG. it is raining right now and im writing this post on candy. must be a sign!!!
4. yes i have this song on my itunes. hahahah. im a crazy girl.
5. ummm. dont like it but had to add it. (i do not own this one)
6. yes. i prefer the remix. when he said liililil licks it remind me that i forgot a song to add to this playlist. Oh yea i just hope that Laurens baby dont be any close resemblance to him.
7. this song names all the candys-- laffy taffy, jolly rancher, ... actually i think thats all they say.
8. sugar is at the root of all of this.
9. this is a classic. though whenever i hear of this song i think of the movie, the best man.
10. this some makes me forget im ill. i think this was the 80s laffy taffy. ahhahah!
11. man... i love this song. need to buy. oh boy...
12. this was the song i forgot to add.

leave me some comments. last week i got 3. lets beat that!

thats all.

The Linkdown.

1. NAACP wrote ad agencies requesting that they use "more diverse teams". The image above was taken from the response section. Insightful, no?

2. PETA strikes again. This time slitting Ronald's throat.

3.Oh...Japan.

4. Get your life size celebrity wax figure here. Creepy.

5. Did you have dinner yet? Ok, good...now watch a man accidentally shoot himself in the head with a harpoon. And then tell me what happened. 

6.Dunny Peeps. Get some for your creative-type love interest.

7. Fashion says...forget the top. Let those boobies fly.

8. New....Blood Cheetos.

9. Wolverine needed real life intervention. And my limewire just missed reeking the benefits.

Child Development Ads...I Love Gummi Bears...wait whaaaa.

see it nice and big here.

A Child Development Program???? I dunno about all that, but I always wanted to know what the inside of a Gummi Bear and a Balloon animal look like. Even though they are both see through??? ::Head Scratch:: But really....do the kids in Dubai need to be any smarter? That's the real quesiton.

Agency:  FP7, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

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Oh man....Awesome Snickers Ad #2.

I'm not sure how many readers I had back in the day that saw this Mr. T /Snickers spot from London, but the one below is just as hilarious, as it is ridiculous.

"Take that...Toe Dipper"....lol

I must admit, that I too am a toe dipper. Which is a shame, cause I am from the caribbean and I should know better.

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The Linkdown.

1. Fashion should not equal the death of ones childhood friends. But in this case, it does. 

2. I don't want to hate...but this solution should've been done years ago.

3. This is the new tween Dora. On a positive note...she is now old enough to help make the guacamole.

4. Yeahhh, sure...blame the chimp. It's in no way your fault (for owning him).

5. It's natural to feel stupider at 27. And her I thought it was just the drinking.(I'm not that old...let's just clear that up).

6. Designer lollipops... 

7. Top 50 Companies for Diversity...the list.

8. When nerds attack.

Oh Man....Awesome Snickers Ad.

ummm, this snickers spot was pulled from the air in London for being kinda gay (gay in london...thats like a double entandre isnt it). Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I kid. I kid.  

I cannot...for the life of me, understand why they would take this brilliance off air.


Snickers..."Get Some Nuts." Oh man... Im also glad to see Mr. T back in action...full of puns and armed with pity.

Agency: AMV BBDO (London)