The Linkdown.

1. After you take in the picture. Please note that the Situation has made it onto GQs Men of the Year list. This just in.... GQ has lost all credibility....

2. It's 10 am, did your kid get strip searched today? How do you feel about the TSA?

3. "Lick the most elegant way!" Oh word...we just went there.

4. You look DELICIOUS.

5. Drop the word "Little"...and you have Underworld, seasoned in The Village, baked heavily in Twilight with a side of Mean Girls. Red Riding Hood.

6. Let's inspire street racing shall we.

7. It's DENIM CHICKEN.

8. The Haroshi Nike Dunk is sick to death. Wowzerz.

9. Nom Nom Nom......cemetary...Nom, Non, Nom...

This...is how you get preteens to eat Vegitables.

It gets a little iffy when it comes to man executions, I'm sure. (Carrots and zucchini). See more executions here.

VIA broccolicity

Mmmmm, meatsoft served.

This is apparently what McDonalds nuggets look like before you purchase and injest them. Unfortunatly, it is still probably the safest thing to eat at McDonalds and....I'm a little hungry now.

VIA huffingtonpost

Baby carrots...the comercial: Opinion Time.

Remeber when I wrote that post about branding baby carrots? Well...check out the spots. It's supposedly targeted to teens, to make them give up junk food. Oh yeah...and it's done by the almighty Crispin (bow down, bitches).

Oh...and then there's a website.

Ok, so I'm not a teenager anymore. Infact, Ive passed the time when I can even relate to them. I'm also not saying that this little campaign wont work. But I am saying..."how can it possibly work?"

I'm not sure what their research told them....but this...no, that....is not what teenage boys are about these days. Perhaps....for 5 year old who need something to watch on Saturday morning inbetween Zack and Cody and That's So Raven (I just busted myself, I know). But 5 year olds dont go to microsites. FACT. If I was Tim Gunn on Project Runway I would say that these look...at best, dated and matronly.

I'm sure they will win tons of awards though. Cause this work is "totally gnarly."

VIA thedenveregoist

Delicious Ampersands.

Why not. See more here.

VIA worldsbestever

Junkfood vs. Baby Carrots.

"Just in time for the battle over what's gonna be in millions of back-to-school lunches, Bolthouse Farms and nearly 50 other carrot growers today will unveil plans for the industry's first-ever marketing campaign. The $25 million effort sets its sights on a giant, big-spending rival: junk food."

I personally cant wait for the outcome of this. As my gf said this morning when she saw the packaging shots...."Ewwww look at that crazy carrot eating bunny...makes me want to eat some baby carrots."

VIA usatoday

FOOD IS ART

or it becomes art when made into art.

find out more here

You know what this blog has been missing?

A post about bacon. Introducing rainbow colored bacon. As the writer at geekologie so aptly put it, "it looks like a unicorns vomited right next to your bacon." Delicious multicolored bacon.

VIA geekologie

This is what I just did.

A half an hour ago. Review to come!

Just Eat It.

A flow chart to whether you should eat something that hit the floor. In my opinion....it simply depends on how much you want to eat it.

VIA copyranter

Disney Fruit Art.

 A few iconic scenes from Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, made from 14 different types of apples. 

*blank stare*

by Artist Prudence Staite recreated 

via thedailywhat

The United Steaks of America.

Emmmmm.

VIA huffingtonpost

The Ice Cream formally known as "Heterosexual".

To celebrate the passage of legislation that legalizing gay marriage in its home state of Vermont, Ben & Jerry's is renaming its "Chubby Hubby" ice cream "Hubby Hubby." Now, product name changing is not a new revelation for this brand. When I lived in Boston, I recall a wonderfully delightful "Primary Berry" that was made for the DNC. It's now called "Strawberry Cheesecake". There was also "yes-PE-can" (which is of course Obama's version of Butter Pecan-who knew ice cream could take such a liberal political stance?).  What I want to do is really challenge this brand. Changing the name of your product, just a little only to change it back a few months later, is easy. What they never do...is change the product!

If they really wanted to support gay marriage they should've made another flavor to accompany the new name. While "Chubby Hubby" consists of pretzel nuggets covered in fudge and filled with peanut butter-all in a vanilla malt ice cream base, which is itself swirled with fudge and peanut butter. "Hubby Hubby" should taste like chilled penis.

Yeah...I went there. Sorry.

VIA B&J (<---- blow job)

Apparently, I have no real friends.

Cause if I did, I would NOT have gone so long (25 years), with out knowing the utter delicious goodness that is the Churro. O. M. G. dip that is some caramel......O.M.G. I feel like God is smiling on me right now as I sit here eating the sh*t out of this spanish donut! I feel like I am starting a new chapter in the book of life. I feel like, if I died today...I would be fulfilled. So eff'n delicious. 

Free Donuts.

Today is the day where you purchase a coffee at Dunkin Donuts, and you recieve a donut for free. I literally had a battle with my Dunkin's people and lost. They made me take a donut. I gave it away when I got to the office(that's right, i said office). 

Pu**y Juice.

When I was in undergrad, I took my first creative class and we had to make out own beers along with all it's marketing. I decided (mostly because i hadnt cultivated my creativity) to make a beer for women. It was is a thinner can like redbull and I desisgned the can with a color palette that I'm pretty sure I stole from the opening credits of My Little Pony. My horrible ads contained images of Maralyn Monroe and Lucy Ball. I don't remember the name I gave it. But I got a "B" in the class. Whap. Whap.

If I only knew back then, what I know now, I would've named it "Pu**y" too.  

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative.

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Word. Pu**y Juice.

VIA dailyobesessional

And there's more.

I'm sorry that this is so late...but after you get that iced coffee (for the troops), make sure you get the free ice cream (for your belly).

Trader Joe's Fan Commercial.

The only thing they didnt touch on was the beer selection...I feel like I'm in a foreign country when I'm buying beer at Trader Joe's. The video is quaint. They should pay the fan. No???

VIA boingboing

Sibling Rilvary.

pretty funny...find out more here. 

sexy fruit ads.

I don't speak the language...but I assume these ads (coupons...*puke in mouth*) are for the new food chain, Trader Hoes.

ba-dum-ching....I'm here all night. 

VIA blogofhilarity