Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts

1.20.2012

Obama Funny.




Love this guy.

The Linkdown.



1. Volkswagen bit us off a bit of a Super Bowl preview. What it has to do with anything....I'm not sure. But hey, it's advertising.

2. Sagging pants....this explains it all.

3. Middle Earth...bet you thought they made that ish up right? Nope. It exists.

4. Obama just made all the black mommas around the world faint. You better SANG!

5. Tweaking Baby. Finally, a baby with a talent.

6. Your upper body says alot about you. So get to the push up-ing.


8. Add this to the list: Shit New yorkers Say. I don't go to queens. FACT.

9. End of the world, according to Mad Men.

12.21.2011

The Obama Mannequin


Now that's, a hands-on economic recovery strategy.

7.05.2011

I'm too Old for Air Force ones but....



If I was 10 years younger.


6.28.2011

The Linkdown: Now you Know.


1. World of Fourcraft....Manhattan is my domain. The object of the game is to join forces with your Borough Buddies™ and swarm over and conquer the entirety of New York City.

2. The Fast food Mafia.

3. The truth, about mens body wash.

4. Ipad Mirror shot. Just because you can afford it...doesnt mean you should have it.

5. Get Your Weiner Condoms here.

6. The modern Noahs Ark (aka too much free time). <---Person of the Day Alert!

7. Is this really a feminist wedding dress? Or is it more a slut wedding dress?

8. OK Mr President....you can pick me up at the corner of 17th and 5th....I'll call my mom on the cell phone too (or talk to you about how/why my tax refunds are so low, either/or).

9. Google is trying to keep up.


5.01.2011

i love our president



"... WHERE ARE BIGGIE AND TUPAC.." - Obama on unanswered questions that Trump will get to the bottom of. LOL

OBAMA 2012!

3.08.2011

The Linkdown.

FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN from Scott Cramer on Vimeo.


1. This is a bad idea, fightclubs in Chinatown that pit Models against boxers (Or is it a great idea?).

2. Angry Birdsky.

3. Rich People vs. Poor People. "Wall Street works harder than teachers" and "$250 Thou a year is not alot of money."


5. Zombies. I've been meaning to post this for awhile now.

6. Daniel Craig, for womens rights...in drag.


8. Fashion is...

9. Brady might be good at football, but he is really good at dancing.


2.08.2011

Sleep Tight (the only thing people from India know about black folks in America).


McCann Mumbai likes to draw black caricatures. All i can say is...I get the ads. However, copyranter brings up a good point in the Obama execution, if his nightmares were really being put to sleep, Palin and Beck should be sharing bunkbeds up in that dream cloud. And the tea party should under in the floor boards, each having thier own teddy with the 2nd amendment written on it's tummy. Aint no party like a gun totting party.

1.21.2011

Jesushatesobama.com


Apparently this ad was banned from this year's SuperBowl. Fox finally does something morally right (now let's get to canceling Bones).



I'm gonna play devil's advocate here. But if this spot was for anyone one but...oh, you know, the President of the United States....if could have been really funny. I get that point. But alas...it isn't.

The out right, lack of respect for the current President of the United States speaks volumes about this country. And the fact that we have the ricest 3% of the nation in full support of it, makes it even more sad.




11.17.2010

White People Hate Obama.




What do we think about this?


VIA ihatethemedia

11.13.2010

The Linkdwon: Conan is Back.



1. Conan kills the ratings in his return to tv last week. Still....I'm a little worried about him. The fact that I willingly looked for TBS on my DVR made me cringe a little.

2. “Barack Obama Type” Incense. Does it make your home smell presidential or like socialism?

3. A snuggie for your Penis. Introducing.... The Tuggie.

4. Out of context Vintage Comics.

5. Puma knows what's up.

6. The FDA has proposed new cigarette warning labels aka the FDA needs to hire a design shop immediately.

7. 17 interesting facts about feet. The 18th...I hate feet. But mine are pretty good.

8. Hiedi wears the loser's dress (I;m currently wearing my "I watch Project Runway and have male parts" button). But guess what? She cut the mutha f*cking sleeves off.

9. Who is the rap game's worste person of the week? Kanye or Kid Cudi? Crazy or High?
10. I swear...I thought the same thing. OK...I was mostly like "Where's the 'E'?" I wasnt smart ::cough:: nuts ::cough:: enough to make the Muslim Connection.
11. STD testing...there's obviously an app for that.


10.30.2010

The Linkdown: Halloween Edition.


1. Oprah has a new logo.

2. Creepy Fashion. Just in time for Halloween.

3. Rubber bands that make shapes....for grown ups. Wait, so the dinosaur one i wear on my risk is for whom exactly?

4. The Obamarator. Yes...that just happened to the current President of the United States.

5. You may have thought you were a loser when you lost your job because of face books Farmville. But atleast you arent shaking your baby to death.

6. Not even Jimmy Choo can un-ugly Uggs.


8. Being a wine prick gets you nowhere. Isn't that right JC?




9.22.2010

A really old comic, tries really hard to be relevant (forgets its setting in the 1950s)...

In two upcoming issues of the Archie comic (whaaaa?!?!)...both Obama and Palin will not only star but work together to help Archie(whaaaa!?!?!). But from what I can tell about the image above, they are drinking a chocolate milk shake. Chocolate. Obama wins.

1950s....Obama looses. Looses big time.

7.27.2010

Word.

6.28.2010

The Linkdown.


1. An oil spill on any website.

2. The NY Post takes the World Cup loss with class and grace.


4. Homemade Old Spice commercial. This is what your little boy can smell like.

5. Another American Apparel ad. Pornography.

6. This is how you loose your job...when you work for the President.

7. What the taiwanese do with their free time. (NSFW).

8. No really...why advertising sucks. Ouch.

9. This, is how you burn some carbs...10 hour tennis match.


6.24.2010

The Linkdown: COuntdown to my Vacation.

1. Things no one told us, but we learn anyway....illustrated.

2. Seriously, Russia has no advertising standards. Airline Advertising = Vagina's. (NSFW)

3. Remember in 4th grade, when you used folders in school to hide your tests? Well fuck that...it's 2010.

4. For the ladies...this is the opposite of Megan Fox being in lingerie.

5. The anti rape condom.....makes my pee pee hurt thinking about it.

6. Blue Boobies and pee pees: Hustler has just wrapped production on highest-budget movie production to date, a XXX parody of James Cameron’s Avatar. Titled This Ain’t Avatar XXX.

7. Remember that Gay McDonalds ad in France. Well, it didnt work.

8. Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby (seriously, everyone I show this to is a little disturbed by it...I think it's funny.)



6.16.2010

The Linkdown.


1. So, The Situation has his own song. It sound like a gay club anthem. But on another note...can you guys believe how "famous" this cast is getting. They get way more fame cred than even the Real Worlds in the early 90's did.

2. Pin-Up calenders for radiologist. Mmmmm, sexy pelvic bone.

3. Megan Fox, f*cking a Megan Fox Mannequin makes my loins confused. Creepy or Hot?

4. Gay Couple win Prom King and Queen (King) at NY high school. Strides.

5. BP Executive spill Coffee. And handle it in the same way they did with that oil stuff.

6. F*ckin dept collectors. Take that...take that...take that.

7. Mr. T is getting that steady paycheck Good for him.


9. Obama's "official words on BP." Is it a little too late? Mayhaps.




5.25.2010

"Dick Riding Obama."



"Obama walked up and said yes we can
I said I wanna ride your nuts because I think your the man!!"

Funny promo featuring an animated Will.I.AM for the upcoming season of Boondocks. I dont watch the show, cause I think it's a bit too crass, but this is funny. This, is how you make fun of the president without trying to call him anti-american.

See the difference right wing America?

5.24.2010

The Linkdown: Hold over until the LOST finale review....


1. Is making the IPAD technology causing people to kill themselves? (Steve is currently putting his slave whip away, "Boy your name is Tobe.").

2. Speaking of the devil: Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates.

3. You Muslims and your "Monkey God". Yikes.

4. And THIS is why you don't steal purses from women.

5. "If you're in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president...'": Hypothetical Obama assassination used to teach kids.

6. Marc Jacobs poses in his birthday suit in a new ad. Why pay someone else to be naked when you could do it yourself.


8. Huggie Denim. Babies first skinny jeans.

9. The Fürer, in pink.


5.20.2010


"....I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived."

-Rod Blagojevich, in his Esquire interview


Cause being black in America has everything to do with shining shoes, five room apartments and living and working amongst (or near) black people.