The ABhancer.

The only thing it dramatically enhances is stupidity.

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Japanese Synchronized Gymnastics.

To start off your Tuesday...the majestic Japanese.

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The Linkdown (I have been trying to do all week).

1. Making the Most of unemployment....

2. Steve Jobs, "I know...lets just make it smaller, again."

3. Another Rhianna video. The real question is who do you think makes more music...this chic or Drake?

4. Don't ask. But please...do tell!

5. The kids of Glee spice it up (kiddie porn). Cause how long can you go on doing karaoke on tv?

6. Did you guys see 30 Live last week? Hysterical (watch the west coast one right after).

7. Thunder dick.

8. I'd vote for him. He definetly seems to be the most together of the bunch.

9. What's better than watching Juice heads in their natural habitats on reality. Watching douche bag massholes.

Oh Word...foriegn airline. Sell that sh*t.

Listening to Lady Gaga as you review how to stay safe on the plane. I meant to post this, earlier. Sorry. And enjoy.

and SNAP! the jobs a game.

grand diva snap!

CSPAN is interesting....

....and then hell frooze over. If watching the congress discuss issues is always this exciting, I need to start dvr-ing it and watching it after Bad Girls Club .



Fight. Rep. Congreeman Anthony Weiner..... "What he say about yo mama?"

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The Caucasian Mustafa.

Nigerians parents give birth to a white baby. Jigga wha????

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"what does this mean!?"

this is so funny- "oh my god a double complete rainbow"

then we sounds like he having an orgasm- "ohhh ohhhh... this is so intense"

and the crying.

share your thoughts

The "C*nt" Word Princess.

13 yr olds... today. I remember my usage of curse words when I was a kid. When I got really really mad at my parents, i would lock myself up in my room and curse...just loud enough for me to hear, but not one else. lol. I feel like commonsense would tell you not to say the C-word infront of grown ups. Especially, grown ups on national tv.

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In NY...Mr Softee runs the streets.

My Softee is gangsta.

There seems to be this whole underground phenomenon of vendor mafia activity.

Rule #1 about ice cream vendor fight club...

Shake Wieght for Men.

Where do I start? Masterbation reference? They guy's face using it in the spot "Ewww That's It"? Gay joke?

Where to I begin people?

Missed connection (literally).

"I am a very understanding person."

This is very female James Bond. Back when I did meaningless office jobs to stay alive, I use to check craigslist on the regular, for entertainment. If I had read a "missed connection" post with the down right quality and hilarity of this one...it would've change me life. Reading it now- jaded after years of office work and life, I laugh and move on with a learning curve. Hide small electronic devices when having casual sex with strangers.

P.S. Did you get my connection joke? *Vagina connection*

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Finally, (good) porn for the blind.

"A pornographic magazine for the blind has been launched - complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women...Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'."

Apparently, it's the raised pictures that push this particular porn mag for the blind over the top. Raised. Indeed.

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The Linkdown.

1. And then this happened to me. It was not a Miracle. And now I feel stupid.

2. The official Animated Gif Tibute to Rap Music.

3. It took a few shots for Wheel Chair Jummy to get ganstered up for the cover of Vibe. But he finally got it.

4. Peeple.

5. Conan “Leno’d” George Lopez. And yes, that sentence lacks a verb, yet it makes complete sense.

6. Nintendo photoshoped Lindsey Lohan out of her own movie. Wait a minute...Mean Girls is a video game? Whap whap.

7. Hey, if naming April as "Confederate History" month in the state of Virginia didn't shock and appaul you enough, perhap having the Governor of the state forget to say slavery was bad though...might put you over the top.

8. Ummm, girls in heavy make out sesh. You are welcome.

9. Laws for Minors viewing porn in Texas are straight forward.

No Pants, April Fools.

I'm not sure how I missed this (in real life and via the internets), but as an April Fools joke....an organized group of people toke their pants off all over the MTA system. As a general rule, when you enter the subway systems of NY, you should pretty much leave your shock and awe at home. But this is so much more fun than what I did....which was tell my girlfriend that I was pregnant via gchat.

Needles to say, she saw right through it.

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Haunted Doll. $89 (not including shipping and handling).

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Post Avatar- the movie-Depression.

Ummmm, Post Avatar depression........Avatar....as in the movie.

I feel like I'm being punked by CNN. 

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Ummm, synchronized biking....

X Games potential? They just need hotter chics. And falling. Yea...they definitely need more falling. Still, I'm impressed.

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Pu**y Juice.

When I was in undergrad, I took my first creative class and we had to make out own beers along with all it's marketing. I decided (mostly because i hadnt cultivated my creativity) to make a beer for women. It was is a thinner can like redbull and I desisgned the can with a color palette that I'm pretty sure I stole from the opening credits of My Little Pony. My horrible ads contained images of Maralyn Monroe and Lucy Ball. I don't remember the name I gave it. But I got a "B" in the class. Whap. Whap.

If I only knew back then, what I know now, I would've named it "Pu**y" too.  

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative.

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Word. Pu**y Juice.

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F*ck the NFL Part 3.

Good news! We are getting close and closer to Linger Football becoming a reality. Recently...they had try outs. Just thought I'd keep you updated. And still looking to be a towel boy.

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