"Not One Single Vampire."

Oh the people of America. I'm not sure who is worse...the dude talking about Vampires or the News station that aired it.

Besides...everyone knows garlic doesnt really keep Vampires away. It's a myth....duhhh. You are actually completely fucked if Vampires come to your town. Unless there is some type of truce, like in True Blood. Or Westley Snipes is your neighbor.

VIA holycrap