The Link Down: Hello Again

1. Attached Parenting. #come on Time Magazine....i'm trying to eat here.

2. "I can't stop rearranging copy."

3. The Robotic Butt. Shiri. Why? Just because.

4. I'm not sure what season it is now...but here are a few beautiful spring instagrams.

5. Shoes.

6. She may be dead. But we know she loved ballet.

7. Be sure that this technique will be used in a commercial before the year is out.

8. Jon Hamm in Ask a Grown Man. (from the series) "Slow your Roll."

9. Lastly, Rihanna shows us again...what she is working with.

When Font Love Goes too Far.

This is actually an art school challenge all the way from Tokyo. Make a font without using a computer. Hairy fuckers.

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Tom "FUcking" Ford.

This guy......every time. I swear.

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Oh Jesus....Ads.

I mean.....geesh Ogilvy, Argentina. Really?

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Gross.

I'm sorry but....

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Durex makes business cards.

And they are gross like this.

Imagine if it spilled all over the rest of your cards?

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The Linkdown.

1. After you take in the picture. Please note that the Situation has made it onto GQs Men of the Year list. This just in.... GQ has lost all credibility....

2. It's 10 am, did your kid get strip searched today? How do you feel about the TSA?

3. "Lick the most elegant way!" Oh word...we just went there.

4. You look DELICIOUS.

5. Drop the word "Little"...and you have Underworld, seasoned in The Village, baked heavily in Twilight with a side of Mean Girls. Red Riding Hood.

6. Let's inspire street racing shall we.

7. It's DENIM CHICKEN.

8. The Haroshi Nike Dunk is sick to death. Wowzerz.

9. Nom Nom Nom......cemetary...Nom, Non, Nom...

Coffin Cuties.

Italian coffin company Confani Funebri sells calenders with women posing with some fine pine burial boxes as inspiration. And they have been doing this for 9 years. So....think about it like this...while you are looking for a "Hang in there Kitty" poster or stealing the free ones from your corner Chinese store.....someone else, is purchasing calenders of grls posing all sexy with coffins.

I would say that you are the better person. But who knows what you do with that kitten calender.

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The Umbilical cord Iphone charger.

Shits getting real weird, these days.


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Romanian Bloodlust.

This Bloody Red Water Fountain was located in Unirii Boulevard, Bucharest, Romania, This was a “promotion” somehow for Hemophilia awareness.

So wait....this has nothing to do with Trueblood or Vampires???? Whamp whamp.

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Organic Baby Poop looks like...Ad.

Babies poop. Thats a fact. It might aswell be organic. So instead of turds...you get little pieces of the great outdoor. Gross, but funny and a good idea.

Agency: Leo Burnett Hong Kong

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Gross Ads.

I'm not sure that this makes anyone want to work out. And the umbilical cord......ugh. There was no other way to do this? Yoo know...like a way that doesn't entail the visual births of adults.

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Gasp Ads.

How did this even make it oyu of the agency? Copyranter says it's from 2007. How did I miss it? A part of me want to applaud the subtly of it. But the other part is cringing like a little boy talking about cooties.

"Ill, girls are gross." I remember saying that to my uncle one day when he asked me if there were any cute girls in my class. Now I'd have to say "Ewww scrunchies are gross."

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Before Noon Vagina Ad Time.

The spot above is for a "scent" called Vulva. And if you cant make the connection in the name alone....you might want to revisit that "Birds and Bees" speech you had with your parents some time ago. Or....just watch the completely inappropriate spot above.

From Germany, to women (or men..I'm not sure) who want to smell like...well, like the crotch of a woman that just worked out.<----that description is what one would call, and exercise of restraint. You are welcome.

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TMI Ads.

Rule of thumb. If you are making a headline driven ad....you should probably figure out a way to not be insulting before the ad leaves the agency. Especially when you are talking about Vaginal Tightening Cream. And you are using magenta.....

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The Tampon Vampire.

I'm not sure if it's real or not...but I dont think it really matters.  Vampires. Tampons. Absorbent. Get it?????

Chhhaaaa ching. We have a winner.

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Gross Ads.

This spot literally made me dry heave. If you live in NY you have seen the horribly photo shopped version in print on the subterranean moving machines. They are laughable, though true...I guess. But watching fat move on a screen is just gross. 

Too gross to be effective, perhaps.

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Deliciuos Ads.

Line: It will go fast.

Mmmmmmmmm, delicious VW....delicious. 

Agency: BIG, Bejing China

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Vag Cam 2 (sorry...again)

Day-Time Shaun: Remember my last post about Vag Cams? I remember it as if it were yesterday. But here's a new one. A little bit less interesting, but relevent, I guess. 

Vulgar Shaun: Do all women are Vaginal curtain openers?

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I'm Just Jealous.

Uhhh...I dont know the context (and frankly there is not context that explains this), but Jamie Foxx got to make out with one of the hottest girls in the world. And I'm kinda jealous. Whhhyyy Halle? Whhhyyyyy....

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