PETA strikes again, in NY.

At first I was like "Jesus, PETA." Then I was like, "This looks like a scene from Dexter." Then I was like "That dude in the foreground costs alot."

New Yorkers wouldn't pay that much for a dead mangled body. There are breathing holes in the plastic. Obviously not fresh.

VIA PETA

PETA, now using dead people.

There has to be a law against this. Even though Bea Arthur's son approved the use of her deceased imagery to attack McDonalds, this seems a bit tasteless. Oh wait...this is for PETA. Never mind...this ad is probably the most tasteful thing they have done all year.

VIA adfreak

The Linkdown: LOST is tommorow.

1. A few Predictions for the Final Season of LOST.

2. The "Avatar is Merely Reviving The White Savior Stereotype," Theory. I'm not totally in....

3. Not only do I think she didnt deserve to win...but that bitch dropped it too.

4. Happy Palindrome Day! It's also my Granny's Bday. Yay!

5. No. Honestly.

6. PETA vs Sesame Street. You want the truth Elmo? You cant handle the truth!

7. Someone over at Pine Sole may be a little bit insensitive.

8. The 6 most bullsh*t jobs ever. Surprisingly...advertising is not one of them. If they only knew.

9.Taking a Ride with Hitler.

The Collaboration We Have All Been Waiting For...

...PETA and....well, PETA and the NYC Department of Health. Allegedly this was some type of "design competition" that PETA was trying to enter. The overall outcome; we are encouraged to go Vegan to get (and maintain) our boners.  And then we have got to wrap those boners up. But...still have sex. So all in all this is a pro-Vegan-safe sex ad. What an obvious collaboration. I can;t believe I didn't think of it first. And the imagery? The imagery is so fresh and eye catching. Cause no one has out a condom on a phallic vegetable before. Oh and one more thing....an extra 5 minutes and that body copy could've been ragged in a way that would make me want to read it. 

VIA broccolicity

PETA vs. Catholicism.

The genius marketing giant that is PETA thought that this was a good idea. Using a hot model,  that's humping a cross, naked in a cathedral with the embelishments of an angel (with weird wings).... will save atleast 2 puppies...wont it? 

Nope. It just pissed of christienas. What say the President of the Catholic League?

"The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don't rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims. PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101."

Zinnnngggg. Catholicism has a pretty good track record. I'd bow down if I were PETA. But Im not, so....

VIA dlisted

The Linkdown.

1. PETA provides us with a nice thought, right before the holiday. Per usual.

2. The Physical Vs. Mental Attractiveness Graph.

3. Brandy sings in a bathroom. Everyone sounds great in the bathroom. If we were going off of sounding good in the shower, I'd be famous. Make another album already.

4. Levi Johnson changes his name to Levi Johnston. 

5. Sometimes things make other things. Let's make ads out of it.

6. Finally, a useful cross. On a third day, he built an ikea desk.

7. The Magic Paint Bucket tie. Photoshop geeks unite. How about we look at different colored fabric.

8. Q: Why are Mulattoes automatically identified as black? A: Check your history books...

9. My celeb hero....looking like a bum. Kinda makes him cooler, no?

10. Liberal media strikes again. This is some scary sh*t America!

Oh, that's just Peta.

You know how you have that friend who is just ridiculous. The one that says and does almost everything that come to mind (I think, in my close friendship group...this is me)? Well, PETA is that person in the world of advertising. And no matter who wrong, offensive, horribly executed and conceptless their stunts and ads are.....they always seem to one up themselves. And you say "Oh, that's just _____."

This time in Florida, they call all non vegetarians, whales. Cause you know, if your not a vegetarian...you automatically fat and glutinous. Which makes me wonder if everyone on their staff is a vegetarian. Because if they are not, it must be a b*tch to operate this brilliance from a trailer filled with whales.

VIA walletpop

The Linkdown.

1. NAACP wrote ad agencies requesting that they use "more diverse teams". The image above was taken from the response section. Insightful, no?

2. PETA strikes again. This time slitting Ronald's throat.

3.Oh...Japan.

4. Get your life size celebrity wax figure here. Creepy.

5. Did you have dinner yet? Ok, good...now watch a man accidentally shoot himself in the head with a harpoon. And then tell me what happened. 

6.Dunny Peeps. Get some for your creative-type love interest.

7. Fashion says...forget the top. Let those boobies fly.

8. New....Blood Cheetos.

9. Wolverine needed real life intervention. And my limewire just missed reeking the benefits.

friendly animal ads.

In Thailand, Black and Decker don't give a f*ck about wild life. Found these at ibelieveinadvertising. I'm assuming that they are ads for a lawn mower with blades so sharp...Anne Bolyne would be impressed (yes, I just got historical on yall). One of the commentor's quotations: "...It (the ad) hurts me, and my sensibility."

I'm guessing....this was a bad move. Wait till PETA finds out.

Agency: Ogilvy & Mather, Bangkok, Thailand

"Breast Is Best"

In the wake of some Swiss restaurant proclaiming they will use human breast milk to make a majority of their meals, PETA got a bright ideas. They made a personal request that Vermont based Ben & Jerry's hop on the same band wagon and start making their ice cream from human tit milk, instead of cow.

:::blank stare into the distance:::

While I think we should file this bright idea right next to the genius of dictatorship and turkey burgers, PETA probably thought that the hippies in Vermont would completely cave in as they sat there in their baked out office at the end of some magical rainbow. I all actuality...Ben was ok with the idea....but Jerry had worked in a real life office before and could recall the "milking" room in the office. It's stale sour smell brought make some not too good old memories. 

I kid, but B&J did respond.... "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."

Sounds like someone is debating a new flavor. I, on the other hand will be sticking to Strawberry Cheesecake (formally Primary Berry...4 years ago at this time). Anyway...I had some free time on my hands....so I've redesigned their packaging for them. I'm no designer....so don't judge...look at the concept. 

Previous

New And Improved.

Line: A whole new type of natural. 

The line needs work, I know.

VIA WPTZ

UPDATE: I have some design competition. 

barbaric homicide is not the same as eating KFC.

this saddens me. 

i didnt post on the tragic and horrible grey hound murder because it was so close to home. I use to ride that bus all the time back and forth to school in Boston. And I use to knock the f*ck out with my head phones on, next to strangers all the time. 

But, alas this is not about me. Its about the crazy PETA people. They have literally made the worst comparison possible. The ad to the right is their most recent work of art.

It reads:

Manitoba....

An innocent young victims throat is cut....

His struggles and cries are ignored...

The man with the knife shows no emotion....

The victim is slaughtered and his head is cut off...

His flesh is eaten...

Its still going on!

“If this ad leaves a bad taste in your mouth, please give a thought to what sensitive animals think and feel when they come to the end of their frightening journey and see, hear and smell the slaughterhouse.”

According to the PETA FILES they [PETA] are running the ad to make people rethink the proposition that it is a criminal act to kill and eat our own kind but that it's "OK" to kill every other species but our own and eat them.

I really have nothing clever or witty to say about this. Its simply in bad taste. And the fact of the matter is....human life takes precedent to that of an animal. Point blank.

Bad analogy PETA. Bad f*cking analogy.

cruelty to animals. cruelty to my mouth.

Peta strikes again. A menacing Cornell Sanders looks on as a poor man -chicken is beaten to a bloody pulp infront of some sort of correctional facility. Ive said this before...and I will say it again (animal lover, cover your ears, but keep reading...and scroll down with your tongue)....I could give two shakes of a lambs tail whether my chicken was tortured or not....as long as its got crispy skin. I hate chicken with soggy skin .gross.

I think Peta should address that.

For more crazy Peta antics....visit kentuckyfriedcruelty.com