This...shouldn't exist. The Manty Host.

Yep, this is really happening.

Please see previous posts:

bamboozled lately?

and

Be Wise Male Fashionistas

No coffee, no daddy.

People have left (me) for less.

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This is a Joke.

Bristol Palin (known best for having a baby out of wed lock) and The Situation )known best for trying to have sex with anything that has a pulse) are trying to tell people to wrap it up. One dancing with the Stars?

So on the list of things to be utterly confused by this week:

- French people cheating on Eva Longoria. Cause we know where this is going....Halle.

- That Jet Blue flight attendant that jumped off the plane rapping.

- Angelina from Jersey Shore also...having a...song (if that what you want to call it).

- FOX news actually covering this.

This video confuses me the most. I mean.....of all people. What do they think of the American public that they even thought this would appeal to us? It's enough to make you shoot up your television. Oh wait...that actually happened. Too late.

Fill in the Blank.

MC Hammer disses ___________ on record?

.........Jay Z? :::BLANK STAR:::: MC Hammer? And Jay Z? In the same sentence. I don't even know what to label this. I'm at loss of words that this is even happening. Except next thing you know Kid and Play will be dance battling Lady Gaga, and that's when I quit the blogging game.

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And now there is a video.

I feel a little shame for bopping my head right now. Milk the fame while you got it right? I blame youtube.

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Halloween Countdown 2: Bedroom Intruder Costume.

I mean...it's kinda ridiculous what people become famous for these days. But if you recall Antoine Dodson who had a most ridiculous news interview ever, that was aired and then autotuned into fame. Well, if you thought performing the smash youtube hit at the BET awards was ridic, there's a Halloween costume. And you can buy it at bedroomintruder.com, where it's already on sale.

"Run and tell that."

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Holy Sh*T.

This is a "person not of the day" post. Did you see this (warning, imagery not for the faint of heart or stomach)? Now...I have got not love of what matadors do to animals in the name of culture- though I would go to a bull fight if I were in spain- but what happened to this famous matador (???), is ridic. And then he lived through it. There's video on the link too.

I almost puked.

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Shake Wieght for Men.

Where do I start? Masterbation reference? They guy's face using it in the spot "Ewww That's It"? Gay joke?

Where to I begin people?

Window Seat. Eyrkah Badu,

"The sister is shedding her superficial layers. Exposing herself to the world. Facilitating her own evolution. She is assassinated at the end only to raise again in her EVOLVED STATE.
"This is also a reference to the John F. Kennedy assassination.

Erykah falls at the same spot, where JFK was shot, except it's on the sidewalk.

When the camera turns after she's down, you can see the the "X' on the street. That "X" markes where Kennedy was shot in the car.

Reference also goes for the title "Window Seat", the video intro and the "Group think" speculations about the assassination."

-Youtube

Rather normal video...considering.

:::sarcasm:::

Was that Rick James at the end?

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"A Pact with the Devil."

OH. MY. GOD. Literally....God needs to take action. That mere statement alone on national tv....I can't....I really can't...

In 2010, we are Negros...

...according to the 2010 (or is it 1960) US Census Buerau. Wait...I'm sorry, we actually have the choice of being BLACK, AFRICAN AMERICAN or NEGRO according to Question #9 on this year's census which asks about your race.  

I don't even know what to say about this right now. They should maybe put "ignorant, slightly racist, or fully racist" as a check box option. I tell you, one step forward...10 steps back. I'm offended.

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So I watched Jersey Shore.

I have alot to say about it. I swear I will write a comprehensive post very soon. It almost made my brain die....but I just needed to get this up. It's the Notorious clip of a girl (respectfully known as Snookie) getting close fist punched in the face at a bar by....some random douche bag dude. Because if you thought worrying about the Guido douche bags that you share a house with was enough....you actually have to worry about every Joe Schmo on the shore.

Hurry up and watch it before it gets takin down. 

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The Endless Bounds of The Virgin Mary.

Virgin Storage....cause immaculate birth is code for, extra room for other things.

Viginista Mary

..."make sure you put your hand on your hip....so the audience can see baby Jesus."

Immaculate toast. 

Virgin keds. If you are wearing these...you are either still a Virgin or lost it like 70 years ago.

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Super...Virgin Mary.

I personally had no idea that the Virgin Mary was such a marketing machine. Oh wait...there's more. If you're offended.....all I can do is tell you, "I didn't do it."

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It upsets me....

That someone even thought to try this. And then did it.

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Blind Sided on the Court.

First he had a twitter account, and now he is going to basketball games. I just have one question Stevie Wonder: What was the score?

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Baby "Stanky Leg".

You know....in the midst of all the world's drama these days; things like Oprah interviewing Chimp Attack Survivals (vomity), Sammie Sosa's Skin whitening, and an old, new Healthcare bill, I think it's important to ground ourselves. All this intense triviality will make a person go insane. So.....here's a baby doing the dance, the Stanky Leg.

Not sure what the stanky leg is....but this LARGE ass "baby" is delivering. Let's get this Friday Started off right, with a ridiculous Youtube clip. 

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And then....

...you can explain to your friends why your energy drink looks like a bag of blood. No really, you explain it. I like Vampires as much as the next person, but come on....this, is ridiculous. 

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Flying Low.

Imagine getting hit upside the head by the Hull on an airplane. Is it called hull? Not that it matters when a wheel runs over you sand castle. 

"Oops upside your head. I said oops upside your head." 

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Ummm, synchronized biking....

X Games potential? They just need hotter chics. And falling. Yea...they definitely need more falling. Still, I'm impressed.

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WHHHAAAAAT?

Glen Beck. Just remember FOX, you allowed this dude to have his own show. Who did? You did.