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5.14.2012

The Link Down: Hello Again


1. Attached Parenting. #come on Time Magazine....i'm trying to eat here.

2. "I can't stop rearranging copy."

3. The Robotic Butt. Shiri. Why? Just because.

4. I'm not sure what season it is now...but here are a few beautiful spring instagrams.

5. Shoes.

6. She may be dead. But we know she loved ballet.

7. Be sure that this technique will be used in a commercial before the year is out.

8. Jon Hamm in Ask a Grown Man. (from the series) "Slow your Roll."

9. Lastly, Rihanna shows us again...what she is working with.

1.20.2012

The Linkdown.



1. Volkswagen bit us off a bit of a Super Bowl preview. What it has to do with anything....I'm not sure. But hey, it's advertising.

2. Sagging pants....this explains it all.

3. Middle Earth...bet you thought they made that ish up right? Nope. It exists.

4. Obama just made all the black mommas around the world faint. You better SANG!

5. Tweaking Baby. Finally, a baby with a talent.

6. Your upper body says alot about you. So get to the push up-ing.


8. Add this to the list: Shit New yorkers Say. I don't go to queens. FACT.

9. End of the world, according to Mad Men.

12.21.2011

The Linkdown: Christmas 2011.




2. Ok I might have lied about Puppy Christmas being the last cute thing I post this year.

3. Game of Thrones Season 2. "Daddy...I want a Direwolf."





8. Ewww Bad Prank.

9. Shit Girl's Say. And they there's Shit Black Girls Say.

10. Unbalanced. NSFW. Or anywhere really.

11. Snowflakes that could change the Galaxy.

12. It's time to have a super hot Christmas.

11.18.2011

The Link Down.


1. Poor Siri stuck in the middle.

2. Like I always believed....babies are evil.

3. Religion in the 2000, introduces the Moses Bridge.



6. First it was Penn State...now Syracuse. All colleges I considered going to. Hmmmm.....


8. When as Super Hero themed kids party goes wrong.

11.01.2011

The Linkdown: After a Snowfilled Halloween.



2. Banksy makes his wealthy contribution to occupy wallstreet. To be a rich well fed artist.

3. In celeb Halloween costume news: Coco goes for gold again, the Today show makes fun of the royal wedding, Snookie insults the Thundercats and Kiedi Klum wins once again. The real story of Halloween however is what happens to super "stars" when they park in handicap spot. Usher cant dance his way out of this one.


5. Rihanna gets a little druggy in her new video with dude that sort of looks like Chris Brown. Eh...who cares?


7. The color palette of good vs evil. I think this translates into real life. I work with this guy who stay wearing purple. And you can tell me he's NOT trying to take over the world.

8. Jay Z is gonna be in a cartoon. He is a camel....jk.

9. What Smurfs looks like in real life....still kinda cute and cudely....in a creep sort of way.

9.21.2011

The Linkdown: "Pee Like Man, now you can."


1. Women of the world....good news....equality is just a dildo shaped pee drain away. Thanks the norse gods of feminism and fertility.

2. Attention, novelty pets collectors of Miami. We know what your up to. Cut it out and take up jogging or something.

3. Another step to take the human out of humanity. I see you internet.

4. Rihanna for Emporio. I can't stand her accent, but this....this is ok.


6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.

7. Manhatten Mini Storage...taking shots.

8. I would like to say that I tried really hard for this shot 2 weeks ago. My phone wasn't being cool. But THIS is my joke. I swear.....

9. Funny-ish spot involving George Clooney.


8.31.2011

The Linkdown: Two Natural Disasters Down.


1. Awesome Zombie themed engagement.

2. You have not seen anything, until you have seen the promo for the most Manly Christian Conference ever. Thou Shalt...beat Your Brother to a Bloody Pulp in the ring.

3. Guy Richie loves slow motion.

4. Cash Rules Everything Around Me.....secret messages hidden in your money.

5. I want to own this clock.

6. A child abuse ad that will surely make you feel uncomfortable.

7. Abercrombie is taking action to stop Jersey Shore promotion. That's the situation.

8. On the candidate Rick Perry.

9. Someone finally put Naomi Cambell in her place.

8.09.2011

The Linkdown.


1. Astro-icides. Art? Or just sad portrayals of reality. "Someone should've had a double major."

2. idisembodied hand.

3. Tom Ford....if we are talking social issues...I like skinny asian.


5. $35 for the Nike Swoosh design? Talk about getting played.

6. You can change the outside, but the inside is still not even good enough for beer pong.


8. Black women....you can't find find a good man? Solution.

9. The highest tennis court in the world, is obviously in Dubai. Useless.

5.24.2011

The Link Down.

1. Rapture fail.

2. United seems to have forgotten that Ground Zero and planes....do not go hand in hand.

3. It must be nice to be so famous and rich, that it doesn't even matter how crappy your song is. But still....crazy perfomance all-in-all.



6. Joan Holloway puts an end to the rumors.

7. Conan has a movie coming out. Inwhich he asks us all to feel sorry for him after the fact. Eh, I'll netflix it.


9. "Where are all the black people?" And before you get too snarkly...they mean, in advertising.


4.12.2011

The Linkdown: Booyakasha!


1. Talk about a good f*cking cause.

2. I know times are hard in the Raptors camp, but this is the GAYEST thing I have ever seen.

3. Love this idea. I might do it in my own home.


5. Ladies, would you say yes to this marriage proposal? It was either you or Bulbasaur.


7. Holy sugar hill gange...I love this shoe.

8. This is really how the cosmos was made. And it makes perfect sense to me.

9. Gross tattos. Leave it to a girl to go above and beyond.


3.30.2011

The Linkdwon. Love.


1. The Love Ring. I wish you could spell other word....

2. Facebook goes gay friendly.


4. Chris Brown freaked out on the media last week. There's no footage, but I can only hope it went something like this.

5. Will the real ADOBE Photoshop please stand up.



8. Gilbert Godfrey (Iago) makes Tsunami jokes. Wait...this guy is a comedian?


10. Calvin Klein does subliminal advertising. To curse at us?


2.18.2011

The Linkdown.

1. Now you know what Walgreens....

2. 30 Days with a sex doll.

3. Watson won. Should we all just give up to our new overlords now?


5. “Baby… baby. Baby! Baby– Shh, baby. It’s cool. You can’t get pregnant in space.” – Teenage Space Boyfriend.

6. Addidas Teddy Trainers are adorable.

7. Giant Nest Bed. I want to sleep in it.




2.11.2011

The Linkdown.




2. Who said romance is dead? Porn cookie treats, proves you wrong.

3. This is either a clever way to trick little kids into giving blood, or a pedophile doctor's dream.

4. The clap off bra, will save the future.


6. Nazi White Space.

7. For the lazy parent. Read yourself a bedtime story, you needy midget.

8. "How come we have a moon and Venus doesn't?" Bill O'Reilly...you are an idiot.

9. The confession iPhone app. Some apps are just ordained.


2.07.2011

The Linkdown.

1. They just want to use facebook.

2. Family Fued sure has changed since my day. Though I'm pretty sure they are just trying to make Steve Harvey look a fool.

3. This dudes exgirlfriend rightly deserves the person of the week award.

4. The power of retouching.

5. When you run out of clothing options for a fashion show, just draw on the models.

6. The new Spiderman likes it missionary.


8. "Neck deep in the waters of friendship and trust." The old spice guys is back.

9. Bad move Kenneth Cole. This is how twitter gets people in trouble.




1.17.2011

The Linkdown: It is...what it is.



1. So you thought that Zodiac tattoo was a good idea huh?


3. Crosshairs planted over a map of our country or bullet hole billboards...which one is worse (f*cking idiots)?

4. Authentic Crown of Thorns....on sale now. Act fast (three day sale).

5. This baby knows quality.

6. Gyllenhaal has got himself a metrocard. Gotcha Jakey Poo.

7. Speaking of the NY transit system.... A rat crawling all over a sleeping man on the Subway. You might as well put me down if this happened to me (and someone recorded it, instead of telling me).

8. Dog genocide, looks like Switzerland is taking a page from history. Neutral....huh?

9. Fat-finger Errors. I've already taught my smart phone that "U" means "you." They are like puppies....you just need to teach them.

10. What happens when old technology meets new kids (that are French, no less)?

11. Ricky Gervais...DAMN! He went in on the Stars!

12. Simpsons Porn trailer. Wishes do come true.


1.05.2011

The Linkdown:This is a good one.


1. Gods of tennis, play a godly game of tennis. Love-40, Jesus..

2. Happy New Year. So...only America drops a ball, huh? I did not know that.

3. A black president? Youre shitting me.

4. My state us ranker top 3 in Penis size. What say you small penis Wyoming?

5. And then you realize your New Years was subpar.




9. Breast jiggling machine...thank you China.


12. J-Wow on New Years was...WOW.


12.30.2010

The Linkdown: That wierd time between Christmas and New Year.



1. Have a very Zombie Holiday!

2. Yeah....Prancer would do that. He is totally gay.

3. This is pretty cool. Disney's Christmas Parade...time lapsed.




7. Snow Penises are illegal? Since when?



12.20.2010

The Linkdown: My Gift yo You on Xmas.



1. Yep, that throwback just happened.

2. And you thought you had a good time at your holiday party.

3. Why fix the saggy pants craze when you can make money off of it. Introducing the man garter belt suspenders.

4. I would like to that Santa for Megan Fox. That's it.

5. Ok...I hate posting baby crap. But this some cute shit.

6. Should guys groom their pubic hair? A winter discussion indeed.

7. Playstation kinect gets kinky. It was only a matter of time.


9. Top Google searched of 2010! Next year Im gonna be on this ish.


11. The UAE doesn't quiet understand Christmas....but they spent alot of monay anyway.