Covering Feb 2.

French Playboy has done a "All Black" issue. Proving again, that as long as your naked and sexy, they dont care about skin color. And heed my warnings, it is NOT suitable for work (I tried).

Ah...hahahahaha.

Kinda over this chic.

Nice shot....but the actual outcome at the Oscars was far from stunning. And James Franco was high as hell. There, I said it.

This happended again. And the word was grateful.

Who is this muther f*cker? Didn't we just meet a new Super Man last time?

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Love Thandie. Love her.

Covering Feb 2011.

So the ipad has it's own digital news paper called The Daily. This was a recent cover....Jobs is killin it over there.

The lovely Kerry. That is all.

This woman is still getting paid to be naked. Some one needs to put a stop to this, or will she make grandma titties fashionable, again. Again...wait, wha?

The NY Post would've done better.

The Human Torch/Captain America.

I'm proud of Brandy for making it back into the graces of fame. She is indecisive as hell and when she she speaks...she is never really saying anything."Everybody knows, almost doesn't count."

More naked models. Young ones this time...phewww.

WIRED did a creepy litt cover that took real people personal info and put them on covers. That's so fetch.

I guess I can take visiting Egypt off of my bucket list.

Covering Jan 2011.

This cover speaks volumes. I'm just saying.

Just a reminder about what happened last time (and will possible happen again tonight).

And I love a good head line.

Haterade.

Awww....don't you just want to get a tattoo of this kid on your thigh?

A few quotes from Snookie new book.

Eh...why not.

Vogue makes fun of falling runway models, just like we do.

This one.

Cause we were all confused by your sexuality before.

Every 2010 Vogue cover, on one. Very cool.

Ok, so these have been on my desktop since last year.....some it's more like Covering Dec 2010. Just deal with it, ok.

O'Reilly tells us about Jesus.

Ewwww, just intime for the holidays (in response to this). The scriptures apparently tell us to give tax cuts to the rich. Well ofcourse they do....


VIA mediamatters

Covering Dec.

It's weird to see Jason Stackhouse all cleaned up. Isn't it?

I personally cannot wait to go through the new security measures at the airport.

And I WILL choose the pat down. I've got no shame.

Keri is turning out to be a freak. And I like it.

Katy Perry does Bazaar. Least slutty picture I've ever seen of her.

Meh....Kanye. Meh.

Don't like the red wig (just my opinion).

Eve? Where'd you come from?

Pamela Anderson's 13th Playboy cover. How many times could her vagina have changed since the 5th time (and the porno tapes).

The cover makes seems to make the metaphor that Palin is missing pieces of her brain. Am I the only one catching that? Don't read the words. Just look at the cover. Haha, hysterical. Cause I completely agree with it.

Interesting idea. Shapes.

The Situation isn't the only one that can make a book.

Awwwwwww......Raven got her own cover.

She's all grown up now.

Idiots on Thanksgiving.

“....the true story of Thanksgiving is how socialism failed...”

And people listen to this. Willingly. And regularly. Be frightened....

VIA mediate

Covering Nov 2.

If there was a dislike button.

Boobs on a cover.

And then I realized that the guy on Glee had a better body than me....

Glee.

Expecto patronum. Im a dork.

How to make a million American female hope and dreams die. Ha.

There's a top 100 OUT? And why is Ricky martin on it. He just fessed up to being gay last week. 10 years ago his hit song was "She Bangs." She.

"The first lady of hip-hop"? Wasnt little Kim that in the 90s? That's a tough FACE to follow.

Attack on the middle class.

Marc Jacobs in drag. Not surprised by this at all.

He looks even creppier in normal people cloths. How is that possible?

And I still want to be this guys friend.

This is a Joke.

Bristol Palin (known best for having a baby out of wed lock) and The Situation )known best for trying to have sex with anything that has a pulse) are trying to tell people to wrap it up. One dancing with the Stars?

So on the list of things to be utterly confused by this week:

- French people cheating on Eva Longoria. Cause we know where this is going....Halle.

- That Jet Blue flight attendant that jumped off the plane rapping.

- Angelina from Jersey Shore also...having a...song (if that what you want to call it).

- FOX news actually covering this.

This video confuses me the most. I mean.....of all people. What do they think of the American public that they even thought this would appeal to us? It's enough to make you shoot up your television. Oh wait...that actually happened. Too late.

Covering Nov.

Cool cover.

Some one is too old to be doing this type of stuff. Im not saying who....

Lady Gaga and her metal welding tits!

How do you make a photo of a chubby baby look kinda creepy?

Add Kathrine Heigel.

It's about time she got her cover.

(on the winter issue)

I need Eminem to grow up. "Road from Hell"...come on dude, you are rich and famous now.

Go buy some stock.

This is allegedly a kid from the show Glee on the cover of a amgazine named Yellow.

Asain kid. YELLOW.

The line spacing on "Elle" bothers me.

You should not be able to put and entire face inbetween letters.

Rule of thumb.

Nice scarf Dwayne.

Wow. Chop your hair off and you are no longer a mugul.

The cover of Mike "The Situations" new book. LoL. Consistency is key.