Pretty Intense Barbie Wedding Album.

It's a little scary how indepth it is. See the rest here.

The Linkdown: After a Snowfilled Halloween.

1. Epic Zombie pumpkin carving.

2. Banksy makes his wealthy contribution to occupy wallstreet. To be a rich well fed artist.

3. In celeb Halloween costume news: Coco goes for gold again, the Today show makes fun of the royal wedding, Snookie insults the Thundercats and Kiedi Klum wins once again. The real story of Halloween however is what happens to super "stars" when they park in handicap spot. Usher cant dance his way out of this one.

4. Finally...a useful app for creatives.

5. Rihanna gets a little druggy in her new video with dude that sort of looks like Chris Brown. Eh...who cares?

6. Barbie...never one to run out of ideas.

7. The color palette of good vs evil. I think this translates into real life. I work with this guy who stay wearing purple. And you can tell me he's NOT trying to take over the world.

8. Jay Z is gonna be in a cartoon. He is a camel....jk.

9. What Smurfs looks like in real life....still kinda cute and cudely....in a creep sort of way.

Oreo Barbie.

In 1997, Mattel joined forces with Nabisco to launch a cross-promotion of Barbie with Oreo cookies. Oreo Fun Barbie was marketed as someone with whom little girls could play after class and share "America's favorite cookie." As had become the custom, Mattel manufactured both a white and a black version. Critics argued that in the African American community Oreo is a derogatory term meaning that the person is "black on the outside and white on the inside," like the chocolate sandwich cookie itself. The doll was unsuccessful and Mattel recalled the unsold stock, making it sought after by collectors.[25]

I wonder why this didn't work?

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Cute Anti-Fur Ads.

Here's the problem....I think that these executions trivialize the problem. When you bring things into toy realm, it's supposed to be fun and light hearted. There is allegedly nothing fun and light hearted about animal cruelty, so why even take it there? You know?

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Barbie, the serial killer.

After decades of being under societies shoe. The b*tch has finally lost it. She the only woman in America who hasnt prospered from woman's rights after all. Let's also throw a little bondage ontop, cause that's what feminism is all about, isn't it? See more here.

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The Linkdown: Halloween Edition.

1. Oprah has a new logo.

2. Creepy Fashion. Just in time for Halloween.

3. Rubber bands that make shapes....for grown ups. Wait, so the dinosaur one i wear on my risk is for whom exactly?

4. The Obamarator. Yes...that just happened to the current President of the United States.

5. You may have thought you were a loser when you lost your job because of face books Farmville. But atleast you arent shaking your baby to death.

6. Not even Jimmy Choo can un-ugly Uggs.

7. The airbag helment.

8. Being a wine prick gets you nowhere. Isn't that right JC?

9. The Black Panther Coloring Book (this is real).

ADC does Toy ads.

Ive been meaning to post these for a while. At first I wanted to show the teddy bears rough last minute sex on the couch. But the the cocain squikys made me laugh. But you cant just ignore the rule of threes. So I posted them all. These are for the AD Club in Germany. It's the latest self aggrandizing sex ads for people and from people who make ads themselves. Things doing sex seems to be a running truth for people in advertising. Line: For those who play seriously.

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The Linkdown.

1. Cool lego wedding rings. I want to do this.

2. Justin Bieber doll.

3. Really? 27.5 million to replace all caps to initial caps. Ridiculous NY.

4. Awesome statue in Italy.

5. Ok, I'm officially a 40 yr old black woman, I just watched all of dancing with the stars (to see what the Situation did). And I was really entertained. But the cast is completely random and really close to being stars (and we get to visit the Palin family's household).

6. Google hates lesbians.

7. Genius reality mix up, "You won, no wait...you won." Ty Ty would have never......

8. How to create shitty brands.

9. I hate you Crispin, Porter + Bogusky.

10. **Jaw Drop** The Body quits Victoria secret. **Jaw Drop**

11. Katie Perry gets back at Sesame street. Cause those muppets totally deserved it.

12. Friday Night Cock...tail.

13. Sorry ladies...no nakey Jakey this time.

Cool Shepard Fairey Toy: Mr Spray.

So when your mom posts your bail from tagging a subway car, you can retrieve this little guy from the evidence bin.

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The Linkdown.

1. When you say 8 yr olds need a calender....which part of your brain says, "we need to get an ass shot of barbie"?

2. New Jay and Usher song. Not sure what they are talking about, but it's Hot Toddy.

3. Larry Flint knows how to advertise in San Fran.

4. Are you a douche....sure tell signs here.

5. The Annual Harley Rendezvous was held this past weekend...one word...CLASSY.

6. Flamethrower Vs. Fire Extinguisher. Epic Battle.

7. "Real Dinosaurs" you think....and then you figure it out, and you feel again like that time you found out big bird wasn't really a bird. Sad and tricked.

8. Wait...is the kid getting punished for smoking pot or watching porn?

9. F*ck a beer hat.

Tramp (Fine Tip Pin Ink) Stamp.

I'm not exactly sure what the market is for really really fine pens, but if I were a fine pen finatic, I would be all over this. It's a funny idea. Not sure it it need so many executions.

It couldve also used a bit more layout love.

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Jersey Shore Booble Heads.

The representations are not at all accurate.....but who cares? These are awesome.

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My Mom is Getting this.

Just for the record. I brought my mom an awesome x-mas gift last year. It was a fridge magnet full-body character of our current president in his boxers. It came with different types of cloths so that she could dress him at will on her fridge. At first...she was confused. But then upon usage...she was thrilled. I took pictures of it, and meant to post it here...but in a drunken debacle of a New Years Party...I deleted them. Her exact words...."Obama's got a nice chest...I think on Saturdays he will go shirtless."

So in my continuing quest moving upward and onward, this guy here might make an appearance at her bday. Detachable thigh muscles and all...I might need to find some cloths for him though....

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Toy Cubicle for the kids.

30 Sec Spot:

Intro-Music: Soft Melodic Tunes of Nursery School Rhymes.

Mom: "You can be anything you want when you grow up," says the mom lovingly to her child.

Cue dad walking in the door with work station.

Dad: "This is your real future son...like 80% of the American workforce."

VO: Introducing The Young Explorer Computer 'workstation' for kids. Includes * Flat desk area

* Left and Right built-in mouse pads
* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies
* Two locking cabinet doors
* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.
* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use.

Computer equipment features:

* Think Centre PC
* Internal DVD-ROM
* 1GB RAM (minimum)
* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)
* 10/100 Ethernet
* Microsoft® Windows
* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers
* Surge protector
* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor
* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice)

Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.
Pre-loaded educational software:

* Millie's Math House®
* Sammy's Science House®
* Bailey's Book House®
* Trudy's Time and Place®
* Thinkin' Things®

Dad:"But down the superman and open this excel sheet. The future is calling."

SFX: Cha-Ching Sound

-END-

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The Linkdown: March Madness.

1. It's pretty awesome that our Pres is cool and hip enough to fill out a NCAA bracket no? (And he is also a KU fan (my adopted college basketball team)!

2. 7 Things Diddy has in common with the Mona Lisa.

3. Disney meets Cosmopolitan: Dating Advice for and from Princesses.

4. I'm all about these Denim wallets.

5. It's dress your month old infant as Hitler and call it art day.

6. Disturbing picture of the day: Barbie, post birth.

7. Why Hollywood keeps making the same awful movies.

8. Quentin Tarantino Posters Re-Illustrated (i really have been meaning to post these for a long time....easily 3 months).

9. "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

10. I'm sorry...but your ad just doesn't make any sense, Vitamin Water.

Mad Men Toys (breast not included).

Word on the street is that Mattel has announced that they will be releasing a special Mad Men inspired line of Barbie dolls, including Don and Betty Draper, Roger Sterling, and Joan Holloway. I'm not sure why they are leaving everyone else out, but it's good to know that an entire up and coming generation will be embracing the values of the 60s.

SIDENOTE: Where are Joan's massive boobies??? Infact..her figure is all wrong.

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Happy BDay Barbie.

Happy bday Barbie. Things have changed for you over the years, but you are still the hottest (a little racist) naked doll I know. Just make sure you watch your figure...and none of those other new b*tches will be able to touch you.

Question of the Day.

How do we feel about morphing kids toys into phallic symbols inorder to promote adult sex shops? Personally, I'm ok with it. You?

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Giving Your Kids those really really high Aspirations.

Sad and funny. But mostly sad. I had a very recent experience with buying toys for toddlers. It didn't go as planned. I entered the store with hopes of a spiderman action figure, and left with a "Diego (Dora the Explorer's mae cousin)" toy. It was a very bleak situation that almost sent me over the edge. But no matter how ever so bad it got in the basement of Kmart on 34th street surrounded by crazy Christmas parents....I would have never ever left with a toy geared at teaching a kid how to be a maid. 

But that's just me.

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The Lego Matrix.

Produced in honor 10th anniversary of The Maxtrix, LegoMatrix is a frame-accurate, stop-motion animated recreation of the famous bullet time scene using legos. The video features 900 frames from the film and took 440 hours to create.

As much as I love this, I cant seem to get over the fact that it's the Matrix's 10th anniversary. It was literally on AMC last week. I watched it. A-M-god-damn-C, along with Lassie and M*A*S*H. The Matrix?

((((Doing a Home Alone Culkin Shaving Scene Scream)))

"Tiiiiiiimmmmeeee is on my side. Yeeesss it is."

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