Take that Boston!

Super Bowl 2012 goes to NY.

All this over a Hockey Game?

This is why no one can take Canada very seriously....

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Karma is a B*tch, Lebron.

"If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters." ~Alan Simpson

Trash Talking.

Baseball season is about to begin. Are you ready for 18 hour games to take up the slots of every channel and every station known to man? Yea...neither am I. But Alec softens the blow a bit.

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The Linkdown.

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1. This is a bad idea, fightclubs in Chinatown that pit Models against boxers (Or is it a great idea?).

2. Angry Birdsky.

3. Rich People vs. Poor People. "Wall Street works harder than teachers" and "$250 Thou a year is not alot of money."

4. Oh word, your calling Michelle Obama fat? Wow.

5. Zombies. I've been meaning to post this for awhile now.

6. Daniel Craig, for womens rights...in drag.

7. Pictures and Words.

8. Fashion is...

9. Brady might be good at football, but he is really good at dancing.

Kobe in "The Black Momba."

I knew about this for awhile. Figured I wouldn't cover the previews, and just wait for it to drop. Sponsored ofcoarse by Nike. Celeb filled. Not, un-entertaining. Crazy Kanye is at the end. Overall....7 out of 10.

The real news of course, is Carmelo coming to the Knicks. Zing!

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Super Ad Bowl 2011.

The good, the bad and the ugly (of what I remember). Here is Prosthought's obligatory Super Bowl Ad review.

VW "The Force."

Cute...my only problem is that the kid is too young to be that obsessed with Star Wars. This is a mishandling of generational experiences. But does it matter? It's made for our parents and us. The kid is just a prop to get us to feel nastalgic. VW is NOT the only car with automatic transmissions...let's be serious. But thier creatives are, the only ones that could make this spot. And that's was ads are about people. And the kid unmasked...is sorta not cute. Let's stop giving him play.

Mercedes "Welcome"

Do we really want our cars to do this? Drive away aimlessly in the middle of the night. Peoples insurance must be sky high with this sh*t owning a Mercedes. And Diddy, still cant act (and he was only on the screen for 10 seconds).

Audi "Release the Hounds"

"Hit them with the Kenny G." Lol.

BMW "Defying Logic"

It does make sense that MNW would outsource to America to build cars. It's cheaper. But hot damn, cause we build it. it must be American. I'm sure they tricked the tea party. And I wouldve never shown someone clipping on that little BMW insignia piece on the hood. Makes the car look cheap.

Snickers "Logging"


Good enough. But it's no Betty White or Aretha Franklyn.

Bridgestone "Reply All"



A human truth is always funny. Accidental Reply alls is liking telling your mom about your sex life. Some things....you just cant take back.

Carmax "Candy Store"

Smart.

Doritos "Best Part."


And this....made everyone in the room cringe at once. Which means it was successful. Everyone has boundaries...and apparently sucking the cheese off of someone's fingers at work with out permission is EVERYONE's boundary.




I guess that's it. You already know about my love for the new Beetle Spot. Bud had a good one...as usual. Timothy Hutton gave a big "Fuck you, just keep making food for me" to Tibet. The test baby was just a little disturbing. Coke was a little ho-hum this year. I love dragons as much as the next full grown man in his 20s....but this is a little wack. But I feel like I am missing something.....(I was taking shots, every time a team scored or someone said FOX, or Walt the head official was on the screen. So...I could be forgetting a spot here or there.

There were an overflow of cars spots. Chevy, VW, BMW and Mercedes must not have got hit by the recession. And if not cars....stuff for cars. Tires, insurance, etc. And if not stuff for cars, GoDaddy.com (or .co) promoting plastic surgery. Packers won, which is vindication for the Jets. And Christina Aguilera showed all of America that she hated freedom. So al-all...an ok time.

The Linkdown.

1. Introducing the Puppy Bowl players.

2. With black hair...Kate Moss looks like a hot light skinned chic.

3. This is the real reason the Jets didnt win the playoffs. Sanchez is indeed dirty.

4. Rex Ryan's calm reaction to the "L".

5. Just a sip will get you HIIIGGGHHHH!

6. I didn't cry when I found out there was no Santa Cluase. But this....I feel like I should take her to small claims court.

7. When Tyra said androgynous...

8. UGGS that aren't that UGLY. Wow (still the logo).

9. What does American Apparel do when they think they have done every porn related ad there is. They draw it...

10. Finally, who does every single person in America want to be right now? Oprah's Half-Sister. Lucky bitch.

NBA Mascots take it to the house.

This is so silly. But I laughed and clapped like a kid. A Plus for the Midget in the Raptor Mascot. A PLus.

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What should you do Farve?

Oh a spoof on Lebron's spot. That's pretty funny. Last time... I told Lebron to do him. But this time, I'm gonna tell Farv-look-a-like ti stop inciting sex from laypeople. You are famous. What do you think they are gonna do with a picture of your Penis?

You need to go to professionals, man.

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The Linkdown. I'm a Week Behind...in life.

1. Antismoking ads for soldiers look like this. Cause in sweden soldiers like to have sex. And they also use gun.....

2. Alicia Keys died for a cause. Unfortunatly, no one else did and it failed. Wamp wamp.

3. Unfortunately, history shows that as far as Jets/Pats games go, it's completely the opposite 9-year-old boy.

4. But as a New Yorker, this makes the loss last night not a little less painful.

5. Inception in real-time. My brain breaths a sigh of relief. Now I can move onto Harry Potter.

6. Lebron is in Cleveland.

7. If you thought For Colored Girls was visual torture. But somehow, I love her more....

8. Hair in your food? Send it back, unless its...art.

9. Babies cost a fortune. Use a condom. I'm sold.

10. R.I.P.

Newsflash: God gets Tweets.

For dropping a pass in a football game. I'll blame god. VIA tweet. GOAAALLLL!

What should you do LeBron?

Nike has decided to give Lebron a platform to tell the world yet again...."I dont care what you think...Imma Get a Ring son."

Do you man. In the end...it's just a game.

Greatest of all time: Kobe vs Jordan.

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Makes you miss the Prefontaine era....

Or does it?

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Race and Football.

"The FIFA World Cup is truly an event which unites the world. I stumbled across this animation by Renske Mijnheer, which illustrates that the World Cup is more than nations just battling each other in football for a gold trophy. There are underground complexed issues like racism, which has been floating around football and the World Cup for a while. An example of racial tension in soccer is in 2006, while playing for the German team FC Sachsen Leipzig, Nigerian footballer Adebowale Ogungbure was attacked by hooligans with racial slurs. Ogungbure retaliated with the Adolf Hitler salute, then he was physically grab by opposing supporters. Or when England's Shaun Wright-Phillips and Ashley Cole were subject to racial chants in 2004 by Spanish supporters when England played Spain. Or the speculation of Germany's Micahel Ballack's racial hostility against Half-Ghanaian German born Kevin-Prince Boateng.
This clever cardboard animation directed by Robbert-Jan Vos titled 'Go South Africa!', tackles an aspect of racism with a creative light-hearted approach, with a tale involving the production of soccer balls."

Nice way to illustrate a point. I can only imagine the unbridaled racism that occurs on the fields of the World Cup. Especially with the Nazi playing footballers. I kid germany. I kid. (But not really).

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The Linkdown.

1. An oil spill on any website.

2. The NY Post takes the World Cup loss with class and grace.

3. Barbie just got real.

4. Homemade Old Spice commercial. This is what your little boy can smell like.

5. Another American Apparel ad. Pornography.

6. This is how you loose your job...when you work for the President.

7. What the taiwanese do with their free time. (NSFW).

8. No really...why advertising sucks. Ouch.

9. This, is how you burn some carbs...10 hour tennis match.

World Cup Fist Pumping....

Vuvuzela Beat by Ghostdad

This is pure Jersey Shore meets Vuvuzela football fanatics. I'm into it. LoL. That's three posts about football in one day. Weird...

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And since we are talking about the World Cup.

"...First created for the ’66 cup in England, World Cup mascots are suppose to symbolize the host country. In reality, they do a terrible job while looking ridiculous."

Check out the 10 dumbest World Cup mascots here. I actually don't agree with all of the list. OK, I do. Germany's giant muppet Lion with the talking soccer ball takes the cake. But the USA World Cup pup in '94 wasn't all that bad was it? And this little cheetah dude with green spikey hair is both cute and gnarly, no? I mean...perhaps a few kinks and curls would be more acurate, but overall....they are ALL ten times better than what London is doing to the Olympics in 2012.

Word.

America is now a Third World Country.

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Thanks alot football (soccer). On another note, since they won....I'll have to endure another week of work hour outbursts and people inviting me to get get drunk at 8am on Saturday morning.

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