thank god...

...there was no such thing as youtube when I was a kid. Otherwise this right below couldve unfortunatly been me. 

Meet Danny. 

1. Where are his parents?

2. Why does he even know how to use this equipment? Shouldnt he be playing dodgeball...or atleast being picked at the very end and then getting pegged in the head.

"NO HEADZIES"

3. Mariah Carey's music is now tarnishing generations. And that, is unacceptable.