Mind Blown.

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I mean......

USB Cork Drive.

My first thought, "This is good for me not loosing my usb drive."

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The Linkdown: Now you Know.

1. World of Fourcraft....Manhattan is my domain. The object of the game is to join forces with your Borough Buddies™ and swarm over and conquer the entirety of New York City.

2. The Fast food Mafia.

3. The truth, about mens body wash.

4. Ipad Mirror shot. Just because you can afford it...doesnt mean you should have it.

5. Get Your Weiner Condoms here.

6. The modern Noahs Ark (aka too much free time). <---Person of the Day Alert!

7. Is this really a feminist wedding dress? Or is it more a slut wedding dress?

8. OK Mr President....you can pick me up at the corner of 17th and 5th....I'll call my mom on the cell phone too (or talk to you about how/why my tax refunds are so low, either/or).

9. Google is trying to keep up.

Ipad 2 (the smart cover) Ad.

Apple unveiled the iPad 2 yesterday. I don't think I have to reiterate how I feel about apple releasing newer version of thing they already sold us for far too much money (knowing they were gonna make a better one). But here's a little spot that should really get a few early adopter's blood boiling.
A cover that's also a stand. You motherf*ckers knew you were gonna do that years ago.

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The Linkdown:This is a good one.

1. Gods of tennis, play a godly game of tennis. Love-40, Jesus..

2. Happy New Year. So...only America drops a ball, huh? I did not know that.

3. A black president? Youre shitting me.

4. My state us ranker top 3 in Penis size. What say you small penis Wyoming?

5. And then you realize your New Years was subpar.

6. Is your cereal racist?

7. Memo to Brett Farv...you can pay professional for this, dude.

8. So what your saying is, I should choose to have my skin ripped off like a t-shirt.

9. Breast jiggling machine...thank you China.

11. LOST, still effecting people lives.

12. J-Wow on New Years was...WOW.

The Linkdwon: Conan is Back.

1. Conan kills the ratings in his return to tv last week. Still....I'm a little worried about him. The fact that I willingly looked for TBS on my DVR made me cringe a little.

2. “Barack Obama Type” Incense. Does it make your home smell presidential or like socialism?

3. A snuggie for your Penis. Introducing.... The Tuggie.

4. Out of context Vintage Comics.

5. Puma knows what's up.

6. The FDA has proposed new cigarette warning labels aka the FDA needs to hire a design shop immediately.

7. 17 interesting facts about feet. The 18th...I hate feet. But mine are pretty good.

8. Hiedi wears the loser's dress (I;m currently wearing my "I watch Project Runway and have male parts" button). But guess what? She cut the mutha f*cking sleeves off.

9. Who is the rap game's worste person of the week? Kanye or Kid Cudi? Crazy or High?

10. I swear...I thought the same thing. OK...I was mostly like "Where's the 'E'?" I wasnt smart ::cough:: nuts ::cough:: enough to make the Muslim Connection.

11. STD testing...there's obviously an app for that.

Who Cares: Useless app of the month.

Social Media Sobriety Test from TDA_Boulder on Vimeo.

"...the company has created the Social Media Sobriety Test, an app that's intended to save you from yourself before yet another drunken post further alienates you from the few friends you have left in life. You can customize which sites to block and the times of day when you are most likely to be intoxicated. To access the sites during those times, you must pass a randomly selected mental-agility test like dragging a cursor in a straight line or typing the alphabet backward."

I must admit...I did not go into further research to find out exactly what Webroot does. Also, I dont post alot of "Who Cares" topic. Cause is the place for....caring. Atleast, slightly caring enough to post about it.

Ok, I atmost clicked for one page in....its an antivirus software I guess. But why would you install something that prohibits you from doing stuff with a test? Of all things....a test...that quantifies your abilities at nay given second.

I speak for everyone not in college anymore, who cares. If I want to post recklessly and drunkenly on social media, I should be able to. This is america. Who cares?

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R.I.P. Cassette Player.

The Sony Walkman has finally been laid to rest. I could do a whole, I remember the time I use to listen to thing. But seriously, I dont think I feel any remorse. They shoulda toke the discman down first.

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The Umbilical cord Iphone charger.

Shits getting real weird, these days.


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An even Nano-er than the last one.

Why not right? Steve is on a mission. Eh. I like the logo though. The mission is called....buy more of our shit.

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iphone 4.

Go ahead. Check it out. You know you want to (have to, because your iphone is now obsolete). This one has a recording device. And it's letter free.

The Virtual Choir = I'm Impressed.

A choir....made up of individual youtube videos. Just when you thought you had enough of people's "renditions" of famous songs on youtube....someone organizes them (virtual conducting) and makes the parts equal a whole. Fucking epic. This is a testament to human creativity. Gorgeous.

See the specifics here.

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To relieve the stresses of carrying your ipod (with your hands and pockets)..

"The Dew Quiver efficiently stows your personal devices. Its insound system allows you to listen to and operate your mp3 or iPod, receive and make calls from the touch of a button. Insert your mp3, wallet, phone, and other small belongings into the pockets, plug the headphones, adjust the strap, and go! "

This would be ground breaking. Except for the fact that ipods (and their genealogy) were made especially to be....on the go. Which makes this product...pretty useless. Infact, it adds to the layering of an already- extras world. In my opinion. But perhaps it's good for hipsters who dont like to carry bags. Maybe they should make it in tote material and market it as bicycle friendly. And dont forget the piffy anti society themed pins.

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IPAD Spot.

I feel morally obligated to continue showing spots on this blog of apple products that are created simply to make those apple products we currently own, obsolete. Above, is yet another spot that focuses on fingers being fingers. Just remember, those same fingers will be the one's that have to hand over your VISA card to a stranger and then-in a split second...cost you $600.

Enjoy.

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Fade to Light.

You Fade To Light, rAndom International for Philips Lumiblade from rAndom International on Vimeo.

You Fade To Light by rAndom International for Philips Lumiblade.
You Fade To Light" allows the audience to engage with the light itself intuitively and in a physical way. With custom software developed by designer Chris O'Shea, it has been built in London with several hundred unique OLEDs from the world’s first-ever production line for OLED lighting at Philips in Aachen, Germany.

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Type Nerd? There's an App for that,

"Massively Overrated, a two-man development shop in Denver with a great name, has just released the official iPhone app for the popular and ridiculously addictive Typewar web game. If you haven't played it, Typewar is like World of Warcraft meets flash cards. You're shown a single letter and two buttons, each with the name of a font. Select the correct font and gain points, level up, unlock new typefaces, and compete with the rest of the Typewar community for the number one position. Enjoy, nerds."

I woul say, I want this....but I would need an iphone first. I cant think of a better way to waste time during commute. But I can still do it during lunch. So all is good.

BTW, ummmm....I'm gonna guess Didot, right? 

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Remember When I called it an ISLATE?

Well...I'll eat my information gathering words. In all actuality it's called an IPAD. Female menstrual jokes aside, the first 10 seconds of the above promo really sums up the entire entity of the product....I think...

"When something exceeds your ability to understand how it works....it sorta becomes magical. And that's what the IPAD is."

:::headcock to the side::::

So...this is just a giant I phone, then? Not magic. Just a bigger iphone. Steve-Talk to me.

The ISLATE (or ipad).

So...we are all aware that apple may or may not be dropping a new product on us. The islate (or IPad). No one knows exactly what it does because Steve Jobs likes his secrets. But if it does indeed exist, it seems to be yet another device that does everything for everyone-with a touch screen of coarse. And it evolved from this guy. It's yet another Apple product that makes you look at your current apple products and say, "I wish someone told me this before I purchased the_fill in the blank__."  

Anyway, the spots above may or may not be real (shhhh, they are leaked), but I do kinda like the fingers one. But I may be partial...as I have been casting, selecting and arranging hands for the past 2 weeks. Have you guys ever seen a hand models book? It's like a frame by frame of a rock-paper-scissors game.

But I digress...I did a primary google search. This is what I found out about the ISLATE  (or IPad). Consider yourself informed.

Wow, that dress is pretty.

"It is the largest wearable display in the world."
The GalaxyDress provides a spectacular and mesmerizing effect being embroidered with 24000 color LEDs, Constructed using the smallest full-color LEDs that are flat like paper and measuring only 2 by 2 mm. It is on display as the center piece of the "Fast Forward: Inventing the Future" exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. The museum has commissioned the GalaxyDress for their permanent collection.

But it must be hot as a mutha***. And does the creepy music come with the dress or is it sold separately?

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The Orgasmatron 3000.

Do I really need to say anything here?

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