A Flowchart from my Parents (and perhaps yours).

I love my parents to death. I swear I do. But if I get another phone call regarding how to use a computer...I might have to visit a divorce court. I have no problem doing stuff for them on the computer, on my end. And the worse part is that they think you can help them over the phone. You cant call me to ask me where the escape button is on the keyboard (true story). Anyway...I am currently printing this flowchart out for both of my parents. Because the key to figuring out computers...is figuring them out. Not remembering them step by step. 

VIA xkcd

The Linkdown.

1. You really can't do this to New Yorkers. Photo oops mean terrorist attacks. I mean...I came home yesterday and sprayed my hands with Lysol (*Swine Flu on the Subway*).

2. Speaking of Swine Flu....track that sh*t with google maps. Trust me, I've looked up my neighborhood.

3.The sexiest can ever. 

4. Whoops, never mind. I'm not  Republican anymore. "X-X-DOT-DOT, now I've got my cuddies (sp?) shot."

5. Why The F*ck Did You Have a Kid!

6. Blockbusters knows how to keep their sales up (aka giving up). 

7. 15 years, one dead celeb and a free pedophile later...

8. Pepsi...you gotta choose sides. I'm not even into baseball, and even I have a team.

9. Megan Fox (one of the hottest chicks ever), apparently had some ribs taken out. 

astoundingly accurate.

This is almost as good as Tina Fey as Palin....almost.....

thank god...

...there was no such thing as youtube when I was a kid. Otherwise this right below couldve unfortunatly been me. 

Meet Danny. 

1. Where are his parents?

2. Why does he even know how to use this equipment? Shouldnt he be playing dodgeball...or atleast being picked at the very end and then getting pegged in the head.

"NO HEADZIES"

3. Mariah Carey's music is now tarnishing generations. And that, is unacceptable.