8.19.2008

the little things: olympic side eye.

so, it might just be me...but I feel like the heart string of my 2008 experience is heavily wrapped around the heavy daily gymnastics stringent that I see night after night. Apparently, you have the possibility to win like 10000 Olympics award  (unless you are alicia sacramone,). And its because of this that I have began to view Gymnastic as a whole as a soap opera mini  series. There's cheating, drama, loss, winning....all that good stuff that makes for great tv. You must admit that the only thing we are missing from 8pm to 1:30am every night are things like....murder, hate and death (but of course the games as a whole are not over).

But what Ive noticed...in between the international "good job" hugs and kisses- which they all do so well- are little moments of reality. Reality that can only be seen here on "As the World Triple Back Flips 1/2 tumble Dismounts".

Here we will see examples of side eye. For those in the "unknow"...side eye is a glance you give someone. It is normally filled with jealousy and malice for the current situation at hand. It can be given over a verbal or visual disagreement. People...its is but merely a glance. But it says so much. 
This is very slight...but its a warm up example. Look at Xiao Qui as he walks up to meet his competitor. 
"I will kill this foreigner with the edge of my great great fathers sword. I will then gain his strength and send his body back to his cold country in several clearly marked Styrofoam containers."

Alicia Sacramone - "This 11 year old cheatin b*tch"
Shawn Johnson- "This 11 year old cheatin slut b*tch"
Nastia Liuken (aka Nasty Liu)- "Come one you 11 year old cheatin slut b*tch....FALL"

"Awwwww, how sad for you....crying American."
"F*ck you, dude"
"Fake hugs all around"


Special Presidential Addition. 
"Dad....are you f*cking serious right now...your the president of the USA."


It's all in the look people. Now you know. 
Man oh man am I gonna miss the Olympics. There's just so much raw goods to play with. All this potential.
Mmmm mmmmm, good.

3 comments:

Kelly J said...

"man on man"?

things are starting to get juicy around here.

shaun. said...

typos.

ive thought this before. ut i think there is someone on blogger who comes by after i post and make very small changes...like in letters, just to f*ck with me.

oh maybe, i should learn how to type.

what ev....

socialedisturbed. said...

cot damn.. does the lil Bush biotch have on enough makeup???
damn.. look at her face.. then look at her neck/chest... one is pale... one is orange