Leno:“I was ready to do half an hour and he could keep the Tonight Show, it’s fine with me.” Oprah:“And so no part of you thought, ‘enough already, I’ve done it’?” Leno:“You know, if you’re a gunfighter, you like to die in the street.” Oprah: “I don’t know, I’m a gunfighter, I might like to die in the comfort of my home–” Leno: “No you’re a gunfighter you’re…Oprah, you’re still on! … You’re not going anywhere, I’m not going anywhere.” Oprah: “I’m saying this as someone who’s made the decision that this show, The Oprah Winfrey show, as it is, I’m done with that. 25 years, done with that.” Leno:“We’ll see.” Oprah:“You don’t believe that?” Leno:“I believe you believe it.”
I woulda said that it was a clash f the media Titans. But if Leno was a Titan...he wouldn't be backhandidly stealing jobs from people. Would he? See a synopsis here.
1. Every Kanye Sample, ever. See where Kanye gets his beats from. It's 10 minutes long, but it's eye opening. Does it explain his crazy? No. But it's pretty cool.
9. Why it sucks to have made it through the cuts.... Now if by sucking, you mean paying your bills and feeding your children? Then, yes...it sucks to still have a job.
Lego Land in Cali made a fake Inauguration out of Legos. Complete with every single character that will be (was) at the Capitol, including all the big wigs from Senator McCain to Maliyah and Sasha to Lego Oprah...it's pretty cool.
Sidenote: I told you...Oprah rules the world. She's up there with Starbucks and Apple. Sidenote 2: I'm not sure if they have a lego big enough to represent Aretha Franklyn (certainly not one for her hat).
Sidenote 3: Lego seems to think that there is only one shade of brown. I'll give them a pass.
1. New coke bottle design. If they were metal I would be able to club people with them. Just a thought. Oh wait...they are.....
2. How you know that YOU are the man. Have a bday party and a bday guest list of the following:Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, Denzel Washington, Forest Whitaker, Leona Lewis, Kelly Preston, Joan Baez, Kim Cattrall, Oprah Winfrey, Pierce Brosnan, Naomi Campbell and Robert DeNiro. Im sorry....did you say Oprah?!?
Damn, I cant even get my friends to come out on my bday.
3. What's better than midget sex? Celebrity midget sex tapes...thats what. Vern Troyer making out with a normal sized woman sounded like a a good idea to watch. Its actually kinda gross.
6. Ms New York is still around. And tarnishing the reputations of dead people left and right.
7. New Old Spice ad reminds me of Harry Potter, the Chronicle of Narnia and every other multimillion dollar fantasy movie. The only thing it doesn't remind me of, is the need to buy Old Spice body wash/hair wash. Im not half horse half man Wieden Kennedy. And if I were...never mind- lets not go into it.
I mean...if someone told you face to face that they were the "chief financial officer of the Vatican" wouldn't you laugh in their face. Its a fact, GOD dont like ugly....but he may enjoy a little bit of hysterical genius.
9. Guy Richie directed spot makes football (soccer), a bit more interesting. In my opinion.
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10. Ok....would you kill me if I didn't have a number 10? Im tired of typing and Im at work....so deal with it.
Havent done this type of post in awhile...and now I see why. Tough to find 1o things I find interesting in one day. These will be few and far in between.
...and he wants to congratulate Tom Cruis for being the creepiest of the creepiest alive. Scientology top honors, I'm sure. Oprah went to Tom's house in a recent episode. Why? I dunno...I guess she really likes him. Check the video, to see awkwardness in all its glory. Notable moments....Suri's miniature office under the stairs (the same place Anne Frank hid from "the regime") and Belle is an artist and shes only 10 (my 3 yrs old cousin drew that same picture, blind folded...Bella is not an artist). You couldn't pay me to visit Tom Cruis' house.
What you didnt see...is that Oprah actually didnt make it out of there alive. They are cooking her and offering her up to the great novel gods.
David Blaine stayed under water for like 17 minutes the other day on the Oprah show. Why? Just cause.
BTW, our guest from out of town this weekend was David Blaine's assistant. Infact, when we were at that "gay bar" i mentioned a few posts ago, David descended from the ceiling from thin air. All, on beat. Kidding. But the kid really did work for him. Meaning, Im famous.
Oprah: "Things are happening like what?" Dr Guy: He is in survival mood Shaun: He is dieing.
Its amazing what having a one hour day-time tv show that gives away stuff for free once a year will get you in this great country. After the film hit The Color Purple and devoting her life to the mind, body and spirit (and booking reading) of the American people...we have decided to honor our talk show goddess. Please view the Oprah Burial mask and statue (and you have to click the link...there is a great full body statue you must see).
Besides the statue being a little unsettling at first glance, one does feel a calm sense of relief that the artist decided to eternally portray the talk show host without make-up (and apparently w/out sleep) and with a natural hair style. Very much an empowering statment "I'm happy, and my hair is nappy." As ridic as this is, lets just be glad its not Tyra Banks....I don't think there is enough gold in the world to recreate that woman'sforehead and breasts. It would be the genocide of element 79.
