Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Photos.

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It's Hendricks Time.

Christina Hendricks somewhere doing something. I think eveytime this woman puts on a dress a song should be played (along the lines of an LMFAO jingle). I'm pretty sure everone know why I posted these. I mean......

When does Madmen start up again anyway?

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The Linkdown.

1. Introducing the Puppy Bowl players.

2. With black hair...Kate Moss looks like a hot light skinned chic.

3. This is the real reason the Jets didnt win the playoffs. Sanchez is indeed dirty.

4. Rex Ryan's calm reaction to the "L".

5. Just a sip will get you HIIIGGGHHHH!

6. I didn't cry when I found out there was no Santa Cluase. But this....I feel like I should take her to small claims court.

7. When Tyra said androgynous...

8. UGGS that aren't that UGLY. Wow (still the logo).

9. What does American Apparel do when they think they have done every porn related ad there is. They draw it...

10. Finally, who does every single person in America want to be right now? Oprah's Half-Sister. Lucky bitch.

Card Implants.

Mmmmmmm......

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Deisel continues to kick ass.

The next one in the series. I'll admit it. This one made me smile. The music is spot on.

Here are a few more....

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Selling soap in Russia looks a little bit like this....

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Art made from Porn.

Callaged faces made from the scraps of thousands of porn magazines = "excuse me miss, but you have a titty on your face". Check out more of Jonathan Yeo's creations.

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"In fashion advertising, when out of ideas, shoot ASS."

The title of this post is all I have to say about these ads. Creativity? Concept? Nope. Just ass and titties. That's all. Oh yeah....this is NSFW.

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"Hey Girl, you Chokin."

Remember Super Sexy CPR? Remember when I told you that we would be revisiting the site for Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts? Well this is it.

Super Sexy Abdominal Thrust from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

It doesnt have the same appeal as Super Sexy CPR. But two thumbs up for introducing the swirl to advertising campaigns. Chocolate and Vanilla.

Oh yeah...this is for lingerie. Supposedly.

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Now that's CPR.

Canadians know how to sell some lingerie. Or atleast make me continually watch a video over and over. Go to supersexycpr.com. Super Sexy Abdominal thrusts are coming on June 1st. And I for one.....will be there.

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Good God Christina Hendricks.

I will watch any and every award show you ever attend for the rest of your career.  The end.

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Chichis and Hairy Legs: The Golden Globes.

So, I already admitted to staying in and watching the 4 hour long Golden Globe Awards. And I noticed a few things. I didn't feel it was necessary to bring it up on this blog- at first. But then I did my Internet rounds...and after discovering new things and....well, frankly being reminded of others. I just thought I'd do a quick little post.

MoNique is doing her thing. She's got a show. She won an award for Precious (still haven't seen), but god damn it....what is this nonsense right here? Do you see the man hairs on this woman's legs.
Uh, I would say that Christina Hendricks looked a little extra pale last night. Like she was trying out for a new Vampire series. But her boobs are so massive that her paleness gets a pass. Agreed? Agreed.

Riddle me this Batman: How did Mikey Rourke pull this chic? 

Answer: Drugs...lots and lots of drugs.

An low and behold...out of the wood works...Halle Berry emerges to let these new b*tches know that she is still the head hot-as-hell actress....in the world.

Oh yeah...and the host, Rick Gervais was going in on the audience last night.

That's it.

Cheers.

One Trick Pony, Bay directs Victoria's Secret commercial

Two of my most favoritest things in the world have come together. The gratuitous actiony feel (but nothing really all the extravagant happening) of a Michael Bay film and the hot bods of Victoria Secret. Yep, that's right...the same guy who brought us Transformers, Bad Boys 1 and 2, and Armagedon got the chance to direct a Victoria Secret commercial. Once again, the absence of  Andrianna Lima makes me kinda sad, but Bay is known for one thing, and one thing only....action films.  

Explosions ............(check). 

Crazy Guitar solo........... (check).

Logic........... (uncheck). 

Story .........(uncheck).

Sequel ..........(yet to be determined)

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Wood and Boobs Ad.

Line: Dont Let Your Wood Get Old. Saggy boobs ad. Heyyyoooo!!!!! It's jsut that type of week.

Agency: Callegari Berville Grey, France

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Finally, a website about something.

explosionsandboobs.

Tennis Celeb T & A.

Sometimes Serena Williams looks like a man. But she recently did a photoshoot for h magazine (???) and this time I am forced to say, "DAMMMMMNNNN,  that's a whole lotta body on one woman!"

BTW, did anyone see that MadTV skit where she played a super hero? I know...home on a Saturday night....how lame am I?

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sexy fruit ads.

I don't speak the language...but I assume these ads (coupons...*puke in mouth*) are for the new food chain, Trader Hoes.

ba-dum-ching....I'm here all night. 

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life lesson: This is why I decided not to be a Male Stipper.

*warning: if you are not comfortable in your sexuality, this might not be the video for you.

HA haaaaa....did you see that dude almost pass out after? I hope that dollar tip was worth it.

fun ads.

I want to make fun stupid ads. Like these. They get my stamp of approval. 

Agency: Brunner, Atlanta, USA

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nude lady truck ads.

when advertising meets, target audience, meets media placement...good things happen. Real good things. I like this because it's smart. 

And of course, its not made in the states.

Agency: Atletico International, Barcelona, Spain

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