The Wall Street Protest.

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The Linkdown: "Pee Like Man, now you can."

1. Women of the world....good news....equality is just a dildo shaped pee drain away. Thanks the norse gods of feminism and fertility.

2. Attention, novelty pets collectors of Miami. We know what your up to. Cut it out and take up jogging or something.

3. Another step to take the human out of humanity. I see you internet.

4. Rihanna for Emporio. I can't stand her accent, but this....this is ok.

5. Venini Tit Lights.

6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.

7. Manhatten Mini Storage...taking shots.

8. I would like to say that I tried really hard for this shot 2 weeks ago. My phone wasn't being cool. But THIS is my joke. I swear.....

9. Funny-ish spot involving George Clooney.

9/11.

NYC Evacuation Zones.

I'm a little late, sorry...I was part of the 99% of New York that toke to the streets for Hurricane specials (Hurricanes for the Hurricane). Working map here. I will say though....if you are reading this on your couch and you are in Zone A. Ride that wave, man.

Imma get back to drinking.

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NYC Earthquakeepocalypse 2011.

In the wake of the devastating 2011 earthquake I just thought I'd share a few tweets.

I dont know about you all, but my office deemed it safer to go to the bar than stay inside working. God Blesses Everyone.

Brooklyn vs. Manhattan.

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The Linkdown.

FRIDAY NIGHT THROWDOWN from Scott Cramer on Vimeo.

1. This is a bad idea, fightclubs in Chinatown that pit Models against boxers (Or is it a great idea?).

2. Angry Birdsky.

3. Rich People vs. Poor People. "Wall Street works harder than teachers" and "$250 Thou a year is not alot of money."

4. Oh word, your calling Michelle Obama fat? Wow.

5. Zombies. I've been meaning to post this for awhile now.

6. Daniel Craig, for womens rights...in drag.

7. Pictures and Words.

8. Fashion is...

9. Brady might be good at football, but he is really good at dancing.

The Dangerous Womb of the Black Woman.

This lovely billboard went up in Soho earlier this week. The line: “The Most Dangerous Place For An African-American Child Is In The Womb.”

Sigh...where do I start? Let's take ones personal opinion of abortion out of this for a second. The advocates for this poster as saying "facts, are facts...black women have more abortions." So since facts are facts (cause you know all of life is that simple), what exactly are you hoping to accomplish with this poster? Are you trying to stop black women from having abortions? Or are you trying to let every other race know how f*cked up the black woman is?

Point blank...everyone has the right to have an opinion about abortion, but slandering and entire population for the hell of it (with absolutely no regard to the issues behind the scene) is appalling. I personally feel that woman's right on the matter are a little bit more indepth than a statistic. And when you are going to call one out, why would you pick the one about race...and put it up in New York city...the mecca of ethnicity?

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Pianos at 10am. Come on now....

Once upon a time, I was unemployed...and I couldn't even sleep past 10am, cause there was this damn cat that kept yelling at that exact time, everyday. I wish I could write it a letter (or kill it). Day sleepers need love too...New York.

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The Linkdown: It is...what it is.

1. So you thought that Zodiac tattoo was a good idea huh?

2. The 11 most "effective" male sex dolls.

3. Crosshairs planted over a map of our country or bullet hole billboards...which one is worse (f*cking idiots)?

4. Authentic Crown of Thorns....on sale now. Act fast (three day sale).

5. This baby knows quality.

6. Gyllenhaal has got himself a metrocard. Gotcha Jakey Poo.

7. Speaking of the NY transit system.... A rat crawling all over a sleeping man on the Subway. You might as well put me down if this happened to me (and someone recorded it, instead of telling me).

8. Dog genocide, looks like Switzerland is taking a page from history. Neutral....huh?

9. Fat-finger Errors. I've already taught my smart phone that "U" means "you." They are like puppies....you just need to teach them.

10. What happens when old technology meets new kids (that are French, no less)?

11. Ricky Gervais...DAMN! He went in on the Stars!

12. Simpsons Porn trailer. Wishes do come true.

Murakami in NY.

"...among the usual floats in the macy’s thanksgiving day parade were takashi murakami’s kaikai & kiki characters. the japanese designer specially created the giant floating balloons and rode along with them dressed in a green flower costume. macy’s began their collaboration with murakami in 2008, but it wasn’t till this year that he was free to work on the floats..."

I love this. Among the classics were these little nuggets. Genius.

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The Linkdown.

1. Cool lego wedding rings. I want to do this.

2. Justin Bieber doll.

3. Really? 27.5 million to replace all caps to initial caps. Ridiculous NY.

4. Awesome statue in Italy.

5. Ok, I'm officially a 40 yr old black woman, I just watched all of dancing with the stars (to see what the Situation did). And I was really entertained. But the cast is completely random and really close to being stars (and we get to visit the Palin family's household).

6. Google hates lesbians.

7. Genius reality mix up, "You won, no wait...you won." Ty Ty would have never......

8. How to create shitty brands.

9. I hate you Crispin, Porter + Bogusky.

10. **Jaw Drop** The Body quits Victoria secret. **Jaw Drop**

11. Katie Perry gets back at Sesame street. Cause those muppets totally deserved it.

12. Friday Night Cock...tail.

13. Sorry ladies...no nakey Jakey this time.

A Tornado in Brooklyn...Oh Word.

So when people try to tell you that Brooklyn is the best place to live in NY......

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Over a month later....millions of barrels of oil....hundreds of dead animals later, New Yorkers starts throwing shit at the BP sign on Houston street.

LCD Soundsystem. New York I Love You.

Addicted to this tune right now. The video is fan made.

In NY...Mr Softee runs the streets.

My Softee is gangsta.

There seems to be this whole underground phenomenon of vendor mafia activity.

Rule #1 about ice cream vendor fight club...

No Pants, April Fools.

I'm not sure how I missed this (in real life and via the internets), but as an April Fools joke....an organized group of people toke their pants off all over the MTA system. As a general rule, when you enter the subway systems of NY, you should pretty much leave your shock and awe at home. But this is so much more fun than what I did....which was tell my girlfriend that I was pregnant via gchat.

Needles to say, she saw right through it.

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In New York, we go hard (even with passive aggresion).

Like they say,

"If you can make it here (as a passive aggressive asshole), you can make it anywhere."

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Ummmm, the horse hummer.

Need I say more? No...I think not. :::Insert Video:::

Genius.

VIA animalny

Brooklyn vs Manhattan. which way do you lean?

Im Manhattan-leaning. what are you? go here, find out, and report back.