life lesson.

....even when they are doing naughty things. 

Fact.

VIA likecool

zombies........the calendar.

Forget the Naked clown Calendar 2008, how about some zombies.  I kind of have a thing for zombies....but this is like...a good Halloween gift.

http://www.myzombiepinup.com/

Join the MCJA, today!

you will regret it, if you do not click and read it. 

this is real. if you're into centaurs....which I may or may not be.....

VIA andiamnotlying

circus nudity.

Forget scantily clad ladies in swimsuites and hot bare chested firemen....I know what you really want....

the Naked Clowns Calender 2008!

dont say I don't give you anything.

VIA dlisted

kitty wigs.

really though...is there any other way for your kitty to look puuuuuurfect!

buy here.

caution:

"Kitty Wig should only be used with human supervision, and introduced slowly. When not in use, the wig should always be stored in its pawproof case. Complete directions and safety warnings are included with every package. Please read them carefully and avoid unnecessary dangers."

a nerd we can believe in.

i have no idea who this guy is, but how can anyone not feel this way?
There are so many theories, agendas and hyperboles being tossed around right now....lets be honest, we need someone smart to fix this sh*t. Am I right?

"we accept you, we accept you...one of us, one of us."

on acceptance.


yeeessss. yeeessssss.
i've been holding onto this gem of a video for awhile. I have not yet been able to smoothly insert into a post. So here it is...no cushion, no back story....for your enjoyment. Or just to freak you out.

place your bets.

The Stats:
Christ
Positives: Impressive stamina. Historically known for taking a beating, staying on his feet. Has history of miraculous resurrection.
Negatives: Invented Pacifism. Dangerous habit of turning the other cheek.

Charles Darwin
Positives: Invented Natural Selection. Understands what's at stake with "Survival of the Fittest".
Negatives: Theology student, nearly became an Anglican parson. Mixed feelings punching his Lord's Only Son and Savior in the face.

Hey....someone has got to win. 

***original artwork by Derek Chatwood***

"Turn your Cracker Ass into a Real O.G."

designer tim allen from ny put together a nice conjunction of oldschool motif made for today's entertainment. Found inside "The Artists Guide to Dressing Fancy", there is a nice section that allows you to look like your from Compton in the 90's. Think Tupac in Poetic Justice. Ummmm, just the necessities to living. 

Buy it, adhere to it, amd we can be friends. I swear.

i need a nap like i need a bullet in the head.

its possible.

VIA oneplusfinity

"we got 99 problems but design aint one."

This is cool...get one if you're a democrat. Or even if you're just an ass man. 

I love how they describe themselves...

"self-described as, a small, exclusive, secret, digital design collective. We make stuff, and things, and junk, and whatever. We’re all “classically educated” and “real world” tempered. We’ve got 99 problems, but design ain’t one. We’re full-on digital cowboys. We embrace user centered design in all its modern guises. We have day jobs. We’re design snobs. We can tell you what that font is. We thrive on helping our clients solve problems. And we make all kinds of fly shit."

Ha. Good stuff.

http://www.secretdesignshop.com/

the bible version 2: return of the jedi.

a group of swedish creative types have come together to remake the bible.

thier goal:

"To introduce today’s audience to a revolutionary Bible, one that encourages dialogue and is culturally relevant, readily accessible and easily digestible for any reader regardless of religious, economic, racial or social background."

AKA, turn that boring piece of sh*t into a magazine with tons of pictures and quotes. All jokes aside, this is kinda interesting.  Sure, its just falling in line with all the other remakes of this decade. If the Tranformers and  Thundercats can have a preemptive make-over, why cant the figurativly literal words of God also have a little work done?

I think I will get this for my new apartment.

 bibleilluminated.com

LOL.

"Oh that's just f***ing great, where did I put my goddamn lighter?? I thought I had it in my pocket...no wait, that's right, Chucky used it on that blunt. Son of a BITCH!"

The Mad Vortex

if being a Guitar Hero is too stressful.

Click the picture.

VIA  oneplusinfinity

Ambient Alice.

finally, beating the man.

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balloon awesomeness.

Dude and dudets...the Balloon Guy rocks. I want him to make a balloon version of me that I can take to the bar. Finally, I will have a drinking partner that can keep up with me. And when I have to carry him home, it will be on a string. Worst comes to worst, I can tell chicks he's my twin...girls love sh*t like that.

VIA : geekologie.

man crush and pringles.

Embarrassing commercial of a budding actor or the high point of his career? You decide.

cease and desist.

the applications for my summer gf have literally exceeded my expectations...and by exceed, I mean I got one email that told me to "look into a life of Christ." So...Ive decided to approach this situation from a different direction. I'm just gonna buy some summer love.

And thanks to Drew Burrows, I can do that. He created an infra-red, light sensitive a 2-D bed girlfriend.

"...a single mattress, tucked into a dark, curtained back room of the showcase space. On it: a lithe brunette. She's perfectly quiet, but once you sit or lie down, she responds to your every move. Lie on your back, she snuggles up right next to you in a log position. Curl up in the fetal position, she spoons."

Drew, a 28 yr old grad student admittedly says that school has taken over his life and leaves him coming home to an empty bed every night. Awwwwwwwww, Drewy-poo. The only draw back, he proclaims is that she is 2-D.

To that I say, "And??????? At least you wont have to put up with all the extra nonsense."

Lesson of the Day:

Ladies, step up your game. You could be getting replaced.

games with penises (peni?).

Penis Camouflage. So...I just spent 15 minutes of my life playing this game and I swear...I have never been so entertained in my life. The rules. They give you an outlined Penis on a white background. Your already picked a category and then they say...make it into a ______.

Example.

I picked category...Movies.

They gave me said Penis.

And they told me to:

Draw a Scene From Star Wars.

Really. Too much fun. And I always secretly hated those kids in my all boys high school that drew penises (peni?) on other people's notebooks or book bags. Now...I see why it was so funny. There's even a board game version.