Sometimes we do high brow. Other times I post things like this. Forget "turning" in your grave. The hip thing to do is make those cheeks bounce on the grave.
*raise your hand if your a little uncomfortable with the preteen getting down in this video.
You know....in the midst of all the world's drama these days; things like Oprah interviewing Chimp Attack Survivals (vomity), Sammie Sosa's Skin whitening, and an old, new Healthcare bill, I think it's important to ground ourselves. All this intense triviality will make a person go insane. So.....here's a baby doing the dance, the Stanky Leg.
Not sure what thestanky leg is....but this LARGE ass "baby" is delivering. Let's get this Friday Started off right, with a ridiculous Youtube clip.
...those are the exact words that I typed into Google search to find information about this event that is apparently very popular and common in the UK. It is either sponsored or completely organized by jumpofftv. Which is why I felt I should bring it to you (my reader's) attention, because information...is the key to power. I was unable to find out exactly what the point of this competition was (besides obviously pushing for women rights and equality)....but I think we can all appreciate the low down dirtiness of our sophisticated brethren across the pond. For what they call a "competition", we in the states would call a strip club.
But onto the most recent competition.......
Qualifying rounds.
Round 1: The Most Talented of the Booty Shaking Talent
Round 2...the mishap!
Finale...as if you care...but all the pro writers tell me that there must be a beginning, middle and an end.
This has to be one of the most classy posts I've made in a long time. Hat tip to Laila for putting me on. Consider yourself cultured.....
Because if its real, I will have to schedule time this week to write a perturbed letter. If not...hysterical. 5 years ago when I was a camp counselor and I heard of this "kids singing hit songs" idea...I knew that it would one day lead to this (:57). Just wrong on so many level.
designer tim allen from ny put together a nice conjunction of oldschool motif made for today's entertainment. Found inside "The Artists Guide to Dressing Fancy", there is a nice section that allows you to look like your from Compton in the 90's. Think Tupac in Poetic Justice. Ummmm, just the necessities to living.
Buy it, adhere to it, amd we can be friends. I swear.
8.21.2008
(Game [no the] has an interview with Complex magazine)
"Jay-Z is a subliminal rapper, he uses his words and isolates you like that. I go hard, straight for the jugular, with a knife and I’m cutting your throat and you’re going to bleed all over Manhattan when you beef with me. It’s that serious."
- Game
Well, [the] Game sure does know how to use the soft sell. I personally cannot wait to get bled on. (sarcasm)
Just when you thought that a young boy could not get any more hood than Latarian "its fun to do bad things" Milton. Leave it to a dude in the military to record an Iraqi youth....keepin it real hood. And then posting it on youtube.
Latarian has nothing on this kid.
I dont agree with the the whole people in the army sending thier personal accounts straight back to US via mediums such as youtube and facebook(thinking they are shooting footage that CNN is interested in)....but this, is funny.
So...Lil Wayne's album sales were through the roof. Over a million copies in the first week. I must admit, the first 2 songs are kinda hot and on my ipod. And thats impressive. All I have to say is...there must be alot of people in the south. Like say over a million.....
I dont want to discredit the man. But every time I try to come up with something positive about the South....I meet obstruction. Hard, cold and bold obstruction. Just as I was saying...."good for that young black man, Jay cant even move that weight these days" I find a video like this....
Seriously....Im thinking genocide here. It's just all so wrong and backwards. What the f*ck is Lil Wayne talking about. There isnt even a hint of a decently put together sentence. Its just scary man....
So Kelly Rowland...girl 2 of Beyonce's Destinys Child was at some gay day event trying to promote her weak solo career (and I love kelly, but it is weak)and someone threw a hat at her on the stage. Watch her reaction.
Sometimes you get a lil hood, but remember kids...reel it back in. Kudos to Kelly for maintaining.
And on a side note, Ill drop Cater 2 You right here. Cause its a great message.
"Police in Atlanta’s public transportation have issued a warrant for the arrest of a young woman known as “Soulja Girl” after she was seen violently rebuking an elderly woman on a subway line.
The woman was seen screaming on the train at the elderly woman while reciting lyrics to the rapper Soulja Boy.
The woman is seen on a widely-viewed video screaming, “Yaaa, n***a, yaaa” and “I’ma beat you’re a** on this train.”
She also called the senior citizen a hoe and a b***h and threatened to kill her.
Wanda Y. Dunham, the chief of police for Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority (MARTA), issued a statement requesting help in arresting the female."
Watch the video below for your self. I don't even think I need to formulate a clever slightly demeaning blog entry for laughs and social informing. This says it all. The south is a scary place.
America, make sure your kids know the difference between music videos (entertainment) and real life.
So...Lil Wayne's album sales were through the roof. Over a million copies in the first week. I must admit, the first 2 songs are kinda hot and on my ipod. And thats impressive. All I have to say is...there must be alot of people in the south. Like say over a million.....
