The Link Down: Hello Again

1. Attached Parenting. #come on Time Magazine....i'm trying to eat here.

2. "I can't stop rearranging copy."

3. The Robotic Butt. Shiri. Why? Just because.

4. I'm not sure what season it is now...but here are a few beautiful spring instagrams.

5. Shoes.

6. She may be dead. But we know she loved ballet.

7. Be sure that this technique will be used in a commercial before the year is out.

8. Jon Hamm in Ask a Grown Man. (from the series) "Slow your Roll."

9. Lastly, Rihanna shows us again...what she is working with.

Project Kara: Let's talk about Androids.

It's got something to do with Sony. Not sure what....but the film itself is beautiful and haunting. Silly robot, thinking is for humans. Best movie I've seen all year (sans The Muppets, cause that was off the hook).

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Child Gusher Eating Robot.

This is funny. It might be lost to children. Or maybe the fact that there is a robot child evens the odds. I know that I love robots the exact same as I loved robots when i was a kid. Fact.

Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi NY

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Robots put a Ring on It.

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And then you see this in a your local mall....

...and you call it a day. Am I right?

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Cute Robot does Tricks (and then enslaves mankind).

His specialty is jumping and running. And his name is Lopid (ROPID). But I think his real god given (man given) gift is cuteness. He looks like something straight out of the Mega Man cartoon. And if robots were to one day take over the world and use our internal natural energy as a power source.....I would kinda want this little guy to be in charge.

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Nike Robots.

I was watching A.I. the other night. Aside from it being the longest movie ever...it has a really sad ending. What ever happen to that kid who starred in it? I wonder if he is on celebrity rehab yet.

Oh yea...here's a spot of a robot wearing Nikes and doing what? Running ofcourse.

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Robots can give you a Woody. Or a Metal-ly.

...stripping robots could be considered kinda eerie. but they could also be considered kinda hot. these robots are created  by Giles Walker for the Behind the Shutters gallery in Britain. Oh those Brits...always so behind, yet so ahead. Or is it vice versa?

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Oh..those Brits.

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Let's just ride our Fire Breathing Robot Dog around town...shall we. Chip chip cheerio. 

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i want it: Nikemus Prime (i made that up).

remember when I wanted that Public School vest. Well...I don't anymore (unless someone wants to buy it for me- I swear I'll wear it alot). I want this sneaker robot, instead. 

You cannot deny, it's cool as sh*t!

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finally, beating the man.

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robot wars, but first a ballet.

ASIMO, the miniature Honda robot boy has been busy these days. Most recently on his list of things to do, he checked off conducting. Yep...the little can of bolts and circuits recently conducted the Detroit Symphony. "It is absolutely thrilling to perform with the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. This is a magnificent concert hall," ASIMO said talking to the crowd and then waving before the big show.

If you are able to get by the fact that Detroit has a symphony orchestra (not made of bums an vagabonds), this scenario reminds me of a little movie called I, Robot. Except,there is no half cyborg Will Smith that saves us from killer robots in the end. In the end we are just taken over and slaughtered like cattle. And the last image you will see is a small little white robot with a baton....conducting an inspiring rendition of Beethoven's Moon Light Sonata....first movement.







Witness...the beginning of the end.

i thought I loved robots.

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I was wrong. You give it a try.

Im officially embarrassed.

just a few (10) things.

1. Its true hiring woman can be a bitch. But this article tell you how to not hire a bitch. With genius insight like "3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters." you know this is the sole reason women....alll of then even have jobs today. You women, better thank the lords for the year 1943, that's all I'm saying. Puts it all on the table.

2. And you thought stripper names were bad. This is part of the reason why we arent taken seriously globally. The other part is our far from irregular accents. Thank god.

3. Curry Bomb? My question is....does it work on the the Indian nations. Like...the Indians with dots, not the ones with feathers. Someone may need to call the NAACP, wait...I am a Colored Person. Never mind. I never like curry.

4. How much would you pay for a corn flake that kinda looks like a state? Well, considering that I think all cornflakes kinda look like states...not to mention puppies and long johns and dragons too. They all taste the same when you cover them with sugar. But, apparently state-like cornflakes go for $1,350 on ebay these days. This is why ebay scares me. Where are the rules.

5. Plus sized Miss England. Excuse me for being an ass. But it is a beauty pageant...and well, this girl is far from beautiful. And she's...well, she is fat. There I said it. Blame it on the media. Mean are ass holes. Ms America vs Ms England......that's one for states.

6. Lizard robot. Need I say more. Set those b*tches out on Al Quida.

7. New Kids on the Block Reunion Performance. You heard right. It will on the today show....this Friday. I will be youtubing-it-up that after noon. Don't you worry. The 90s are about to come alive....yet again. Glorious.

8. In case you didn't hear, the Brangelina wedding was false. Just when you thought people would just start getting married again....nope, lets just keep pooping out bastard babies. Cause you know...we are famous.

9. Wait, so we don't like president bush?

10. Just a reminder......LONG LIVE proper grammer.



I may not be able to spell, but damnit...I can string together some words correctly. And the rest of you need to learn the same. Shut your mouth Kelly...I know you have some snark remark. ::waves frantically:::