Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Photos.

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B*tches are Just Naked.

Virbramfivefingers.....The running shoe that has absolutly no technology. So the microsite, youarethetechnology.com is of two naked (athletic) people, not doing a damn thing as we read the copy off of thier bare bodies. I'm still a little creeped out by the toe shoes....but I the nudity was good enough to post about.

Honestly.....this site is just a wet dream. And yes, you can do the same thing above to the dude too. As you read the copy on the body, it's a little extra nakey when you are at work...fyi.

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The Linkdown.

1. A rally in Washington because we as Americans need to stop being crazy.

2. People get gay, by drinking out of juice boxes. Duh.

3. Grammar Lesson from Twitter.

4. Jay-Z has a book. And the cover...is scream Illuminati, I mean psychological assessment.

5. Wait, so Joaquin Phoenix's fake retirement from acting to do a documentary about an actor retiring from acting, is fake. I'm so confused..I dont care.

6. In America, your tag for running for office cant be "Not the White Man's Bitch" for some odd reason. :::Person of the Day award goes to:::

7. The song No Wedding No Womb may be a great message, but it sure isn't catchy. Not a Hot 97 chart topper.

8. Etch-and-Sketch ipad case.

9. Jersey Shore Vinny is going to have his own sex toy. Aren't we all better for knowing this?

10. Snookie of David Letterman. The definition of celebrity is dead.

11. Yeahhh, no this is un-american. After you make them spend $12 to do it, you try to make it illegal. Nice.

12. Fashion shows are getting easier and easier (((NAKED MODELS WALKING THE RUNWAY)))).

Selling soap in Russia looks a little bit like this....

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The Linkdown: COuntdown to my Vacation.

1. Things no one told us, but we learn anyway....illustrated.

2. Seriously, Russia has no advertising standards. Airline Advertising = Vagina's. (NSFW)

3. Remember in 4th grade, when you used folders in school to hide your tests? Well fuck that...it's 2010.

4. For the ladies...this is the opposite of Megan Fox being in lingerie.

5. The anti rape condom.....makes my pee pee hurt thinking about it.

6. Blue Boobies and pee pees: Hustler has just wrapped production on highest-budget movie production to date, a XXX parody of James Cameron’s Avatar. Titled This Ain’t Avatar XXX.

7. Remember that Gay McDonalds ad in France. Well, it didnt work.

8. Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby (seriously, everyone I show this to is a little disturbed by it...I think it's funny.)

9. Open letter from Jon Voight to President Obama...bring n the crazy.

"In fashion advertising, when out of ideas, shoot ASS."

The title of this post is all I have to say about these ads. Creativity? Concept? Nope. Just ass and titties. That's all. Oh yeah....this is NSFW.

VIA copyranter

The Linkdown.

1. Apple vs. adobe. Apple is in a tizzy cause someone has a monopoly. Lord forbid.

2. The saddest spot for roofing I have ever seen. The Romeo and Juliet of Gecko Love.

3. Mini Pod hotels, for people who dont cope like the rest of us when they are traveling...Whiskey on the rocks.

4. Lima...naked again.

5. You know what is 3-D naturally? A real woman.

6. BP has yet another idea for the oil spill.

7. Africa to have free Wifi? Internet access must be really high on the to-do list in Rwanda.

8. This one is for the ladies. It's not all about T&A.

9. "So she’s enjoying penis a little bit more?” asked the news anchor to the field reporter on national tv. Win.

Lima is back...and nekey.

We all realize that my fav Victoria's Secret girl, Adriana Lima was this, and then she became this. So she took some time off. But now she is back. She cut off her hair. And poses with her boobies out. I applaud her for jumping right back into things....

check the Whoa for the NSFW. Or thesuperficial.

And in the Ukraine , they show Vaginas in their Ads.

A little early for a Vagina post huh? Well this video is completely not suitable for work.....especially at the end when it's all in slow motion. Who knows what it's for....certainly not panties.

VIA copyranter

In the Absence of Lima.

I guess Miranda Kerr can be a Victoria Secretes fill in. I mean, I may have once said on this blog that Miranda reminds me of a 12 year old boy, but after this pics...not so much. Hiedi (though still hot) has had way to many Seal babies. And my poor Lima is on pregnant leave. So....Miranda Kerr....heeeeerrreee weee gooo!

Good Friday, my dear sir!

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PETA vs. Catholicism.

The genius marketing giant that is PETA thought that this was a good idea. Using a hot model,  that's humping a cross, naked in a cathedral with the embelishments of an angel (with weird wings).... will save atleast 2 puppies...wont it? 

Nope. It just pissed of christienas. What say the President of the Catholic League?

"The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don't rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims. PETA is a fraud. It also has a long and disgraceful record of exploiting Christian and Jewish themes to hawk its ugly services. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101."

Zinnnngggg. Catholicism has a pretty good track record. I'd bow down if I were PETA. But Im not, so....

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Body Type.

It's supposed to say Prostituted Thoughts....

Warning: The site is a little NSFW. 

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Porn+Art+Barbie.

"alex sandwell kliszynski is a photographer who does wedding photography and portraits, but he has also produces curious series of art photography. what may seem like provocative portraits reveals something quite surreal. the models in his works have been transformed into barbie-like dolls..."

I dont know what's worse....the missing privates or the missing nipples. 

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Covering Oct.

Marg is just trying to get a little cash on the side. And Hugh is getting old and senile...reality and fiction are the same to him. 

Hey...it's Kobe.

Penelope Cruz has to be the most known actress in the game, known for nothing in particular. And she still cant loose that thick ass accent. Her and Selma Hayeck...

I mean...Heidi Klum has adjusted. 

Only a model can still have a flourishing career, even though everyone in the world knows they are a coke head. Meanwhile unemployment is sky high. 

ESPN's Body Issue. Serena posses naked- she is one of six athletes that will be gracing the cover.  I'm on the fence about this particular shot....

The Nude Nike Hard Sell.

I know...the title makes no sense. But it's late. So you have to give me a pass- I wanted to use the word hard. Nike has a new campaign that pushes the running shoe, Nike Free 5.0. When I use to train for races, I was told that running barefoot helps your body generate its pace and speed. It should like a bunch of pull to me. But if it's true...imagine what running naked does....

Ok....I'm sold. Where do I sign up.

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I Cant Seem to think of an Umbrella joke.

Rihanna just decided to take pictures of herself naked, only a few days after singer Cassie did the same thing. This phenomena use to confuse me. But it seems to be the in thing to do. The media is going crazy. I like Cassie's response to this whole being naked thing. Though you could avoid this whole thing by not taking naked pictures of yourself. Just a thought.

Still...no umbrella joke, and I'm done with the post. I'm disappointed in myself. 

The Linkdown.

1. Do the Halle Berry, She's Fine (it's a dance, apparently). I love how Halle "Be my Wife" Berry is acting like she doesn't know her own dance, but then busts a move.

2.Why The F*ck Did You Have a Kid....no really? Why?

3. Iggy, the Painting Dog...

4. Heidi Naked-ey. Need I say more? Oh yeah...again.

5. Bruno = NC 17. Gays are mad...but did they see Borat?

6. Caption This: Obama Meets the Queen. LOL!

7. Go ahead....lick the newspaper! You idiot.

8. Preggers Vogue. Kinda hot!!!

The End of Danity Kane.

Dawn from Danity Kane is stepping her game up. She took some provocative pics for King. And I didn't think I would ever say this...but she looks presentable all by her self. I may still be part of the idiot club that is still watching Making The Band, but I know a solo act move when I see one. 

Where in the world is Aubrey.

VIA bossip

Porn/fashion ads. Nope...just Porn ads.

Now, I've talked about American Apparel's racy approach to marketing before. While the street ads always made me a little uncomfortable, their website made me feel like a voyeur. Well, it appears that they have taken it "to the next level." They are now simply putting out porn. The general assumption made about the ad above is that it is for thigh high socks. But the one thing you should be clear on is that those pink boxes covering the models no, no (or yes, yes depending who, where and what you're up to) are not actually part of the ad. Evilbeet did some censoring for us. You will have to read more about it there...and see the nakey pictures that go with it. This is a family friendly blog (today). 

Overall....

Distasteful? Maybe. Crude? Perhaps. Porn. Most definitely! 

And who would want thigh high socks

I have never hated hands (strategically placed) so much in my life.

Jennifer Aniston must have mistaken the cover of GQ for Playboy. No harm done.

Is it possible that she has gotten hotter now that she is no longer a Friend?

Update: I've had some time to think about it. The answer is NO. She is not sexier...she just happens to be naked. Problem solved.

Update 2: More nakey photos here. Still not hotter...just naked.

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