The Linkdown: "Pee Like Man, now you can."

1. Women of the world....good news....equality is just a dildo shaped pee drain away. Thanks the norse gods of feminism and fertility.

2. Attention, novelty pets collectors of Miami. We know what your up to. Cut it out and take up jogging or something.

3. Another step to take the human out of humanity. I see you internet.

4. Rihanna for Emporio. I can't stand her accent, but this....this is ok.

5. Venini Tit Lights.

6. This is why PR agencies exist. Dear Netflixx Users....I messed up, is what you say to you parents (Mr. and Mrs. Netflixx) after a night in jail. See the Conana spoof here.

7. Manhatten Mini Storage...taking shots.

8. I would like to say that I tried really hard for this shot 2 weeks ago. My phone wasn't being cool. But THIS is my joke. I swear.....

9. Funny-ish spot involving George Clooney.

Just incase...

...we didnt show you enough vday love yesterday. Lima Valentine.

Hot Chics. Chanel Iman.

I know half og you are like..."no duhhh Shaun." But we at Pros Thought like to keep it classy. She needed to be of age to make this list. Listen, this girl is gorgous. She justgot her wings from Victoria Secret (she's a big girl model now)...and she is 20 yrs old. You'll probably see alot of her from now on here. In the mean time...bam, and bam, and bam.

If you didn't know...now you know.

I'll practice my scales...alright.

Check out this website...the sexy notes. You wont regret it. I think they are trying to get me to buy something.....





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Explosions and Bras. Prt 2.

I lied before when I called Michael Bay a one trick (that trick being explosions) pony. He is actually a two trick pony. Michael has once again been enlisted to make a Victoria Secret commercial. What I love about it......Adrienne Lima is back in action....Word.

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4th Amendment Underclothes.

"Now there's a way to protest those intrusive TSA X-ray scanners without saying a word.

4th Amendment Metallic ink-printed undershirts and underwear."

This is interesting. Call me old fashioned....but I dont want to be on a plane that will blow up. The fact that it's flying thousands of feet above the ground is crazy enough for me. But I dont need to be sitting next to people with bombs in thier tube socks. That said....I just want to make my flight. So if you guys are gonna protest on the security lines, use these.

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Halloween Countdown 1: Porn Star, Wars.

I do this every year. You knew it was coming. I'm just saying...we are making giant leaps and strides in this particular area, no? These are completely themed and yet completely slutty at the same time. Kudos, I applaud thee. See you soon Halloween.

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Kelly (not Beyonce from Destiny's Child) Rowland making sexy moves.

Ok...Kelly Rowland. In a recent shoot for Complex mag.

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Hot Chics: Deborah Ann Woll.

Full disclosure...the hottness confusion I experience when it comes to Joan Holloway and Christina Henddricks..... is the same internal struggle here with Deborah and Trueblood hottie Jessica. Jessica (on the show) is a new vampire and is super hot. Perhaps the confusion occur because they are both red heads.....Eh, whatever the case, Jessica is a vampire hottie.

Selling soap in Russia looks a little bit like this....

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Christina Hendricks for London Fog.

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The Hottest Girl in the Universe (this year) is Mexican.

"Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was officially named the hottest chick on the planet, or just Miss Universe 2010, in Vegas last night effectively continuing Donald Trump’s silent campaign to make white people’s heads explode..."

I'm not sure who still watched these programs....but I applaud Donald Trumps consistency and commitment.

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My girl Zoe for Calvin Klein.

Envy indeed.

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The Linkdown.

1. When you say 8 yr olds need a calender....which part of your brain says, "we need to get an ass shot of barbie"?

2. New Jay and Usher song. Not sure what they are talking about, but it's Hot Toddy.

3. Larry Flint knows how to advertise in San Fran.

4. Are you a douche....sure tell signs here.

5. The Annual Harley Rendezvous was held this past weekend...one word...CLASSY.

6. Flamethrower Vs. Fire Extinguisher. Epic Battle.

7. "Real Dinosaurs" you think....and then you figure it out, and you feel again like that time you found out big bird wasn't really a bird. Sad and tricked.

8. Wait...is the kid getting punished for smoking pot or watching porn?

9. F*ck a beer hat.

The Under-respresented Curves.

I know...it's a little early for sexy posts....but I had to get this up. Everyone is infatuated with T&A. Here's a new angle to take in.

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"Hey Girl, you Chokin."

Remember Super Sexy CPR? Remember when I told you that we would be revisiting the site for Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts? Well this is it.

Super Sexy Abdominal Thrust from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

It doesnt have the same appeal as Super Sexy CPR. But two thumbs up for introducing the swirl to advertising campaigns. Chocolate and Vanilla.

Oh yeah...this is for lingerie. Supposedly.

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Oh Yeah...the new Miss USA ( terrorist can be sexy too).

Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih won Miss USA 2010 contest this past weekend. She is Arab American....gasp. I see you Donald. Half of America died on Sunday night. But hey....she is hot as far as I can tell. Two days later, and pictures have already surfaced of her taking part in a pole dancing contest. Gasp #2. Which is like a prerequisite for every American girl who owns a camera. In theory, this should be a positive thing. I'm not sure how much more "American" one can get than going to a Gentlemen's club.

The more important story here (and I've been holding onto this one for a bit) are the sexy photos that came out of all the pageant contestants in lingerie as sort of a promo to the show. "Fans" allegedly did not like the idea. A study has shown that none of those "Fans" were men. Check out a few below. And see the rest here.

This is how you promote a pageant show. Give those Victoria Secret bitches a run for their money. I see you Trump.

SIDE NOTE: Kudos to me for having three hot girl posts in a row (yes I'm counting the sexy rendition of Ariel as a sexy girl post).

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Now that's CPR.

Canadians know how to sell some lingerie. Or atleast make me continually watch a video over and over. Go to supersexycpr.com. Super Sexy Abdominal thrusts are coming on June 1st. And I for one.....will be there.

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Sexy Comic Disney Ladies.

It's about time this happened. And if you think Ariel can get...you gotta see the rest.

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Oh YES !!!!!