Tatted Princesses.

Naive innosense never look so badass.

By artist Illustrator Timothy John Shumate.

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Sleeping Beauty : The Three Lesbians.

Not suitable for work, or children or....anything really. Accept a laugh. I would tell you to get your minds out of the gutter, but then you wouln't be able to enjoy this.


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The Linkdown. Birthday Edition.

1. There Will Be Disney.

2. Be ready for the moment.

3. Rule of thumb, if you are gonna take a picture of your junk and send to to someone, keep your face out of the picture. And use...the penis disguise kit.

4. Just cause he has no arms, doesn't mean he cant f*ck sh*t up.

5. Foreskin Man, An Anti-Circumcision comic Book, he's ripped...but he's not cut.

6. The Body Shirt.

7. Just incase you needed to know how, the Planet became Of the Apes.

8. Playing Street Fighter for real, looks alot like getting in a fight.

9. This b*tch.

Winnie The Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh has got a new move coming out. And I for one...think it looks awesome. I dont quiet rmember Christopher Robins being so British.....but i was def flooded with all those emotion things while watching.

Yay, I cannot wait to be surrounded by toddler at the movies on opening night.


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Snow White Remix.

Awesome job by Pogo...per usual.

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Marvel meets Tron.

See...this is the outcome of Disney owning marvel. Mash-ups that shouldnt happen. Hooo-hummm. Next they'll have Princess battling Sentinels. Or Micky Magnetos. Or like....Beast from Beauty and the Beast vs. Beast from X-Men. Wait...that would be an interesting battle. My money is on the blue one. See more here.

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Toyz Noize

By Pogo. The same guy who did that Alice in Wonderland remix.

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Sexy Comic Disney Ladies.

It's about time this happened. And if you think Ariel can get...you gotta see the rest.

VIA likecool

Disney Fruit Art.

 A few iconic scenes from Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, made from 14 different types of apples. 

*blank stare*

by Artist Prudence Staite recreated 

via thedailywhat

This is what your little girl will someday strive for.

It's all about looks, sexuality and changing herself to match the needs of her man. Which I think is simple...in comparison to the crap the dudes in Disney movies have to go through.

VIA dailyobessional

Ho White.

Line: "Anything but sweet...."

I'm gonna go ahaead a file this under the same overall dislike I had for Pornochio. Is it a bad idea? No. But do I like tarnishing snow whites name? That's also a no. But ss it funny?

.....yes.

VIA adfreak

Toy Story 3 Trailer.

I cant believe that kid just threw away his toys like that. In my room at home-home I still have all my toys from my childhood stored away in my closet. I just dont have the heart to chuck them. Anyway, this is the trailer....enjoy.

VIA steelcloset

Family Guy's Disney Universe.

As they said on WAS....quick, watch it before the man figures out what going on and deletes it. This was part of Family Guys premier show 2 Sundays ago. It was genius.

Twister Princesses.

We have seen this before on this blog. People plaiyg with Disney classics to tarnish thier reps. Well, here it is again- but done well. Arial is all like...."I'm gonna shove this thing-a-ma-bo straight through your heart. It's ok...I want Mooooooooooore"

Check out all out all of the deadly Princess make overs here. Oh and by the way....one could assume that this is doing of Marvel, who recently got it's hand on Disney. That's not true, but I wish it was. 

I WILL be seeing this in Theatre.

I just need a little female child to go with me....so I dont look like a pedophile. They are actually going through with it. Mullatto prince and all. 

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Movie Time: Knowing is Half the Battle.

A little GI Joe love before the movies drops this Friday. I saw Transformers 2 and Harry Potter (ummmm, order of the Phoenix, Azkaban, Monkeys) and sofar nothing has beat Star Trek. Transformers was very entertaining. When you mix in shots of Megan Foxx running in slow motion in between explosions and gunfights and then add in  2 slightly stereotype robots that make you say "I'm slightly offended" in your head and then briefly make the faint innuendo of robot testicles...all in 2hrs and a half, you get a fairly decent flick that was better than the first. 

About Harry Potter. Well...the actors are like 85 years old now and still in that f*cking school saving the world. Don't get me wrong. I liked it. The actors are learning how to act now, and aren't just kids who read lines. The special effect were on par. But I just cannot wrap my head around the lack of Magic police. I mean....if there is this whole magical society...school, careers, industries....where the hell are the police? And why does this one bad guy keep getting away with stuff with no help from the police. Anyway...

On a different note. Disney has got a new project in the works. I never quiet understood the love for this story. Girl with a weave lives in a tower. Dude climbs weave. And that's it. But hey...I'll see it. 

Speaking of weaves, it seems as if Chris Rock was just sitting around one day, watching School Daze, and got an idea. And of course...HBO would support him. Check out the promo for Good Hair. 

As Craig so eloquently put it... "This film is rated: FDLS for fried, died and laid to the side (White friends ask Bernadette in accounts receivable what that means... use your friendly voice)."

LMAO. It's funny because there is always one black lady in accounting. But really...who knew that India's main export was human hair. That's really gross. 

Ok, I'm done. 

-FIN

Happily Never After.

Photograhy by Dina Goldstein

Ok....so I waited long enough. I just had to post these in their own separate blog post. I know some of you skip over the link down. But these are awesome and didn't need to be skipped over. See more here. 

 

Pornochio.

I must say...I'm absolutely not amused. Last week copyranter ungloved this monstrosity. And now another foul ad polluting Disney classics. And for a wood polisher....of all things.

Not amused at all. 

VIA copyranter

Toy Story 3.

When I saw this....I just strarted clapping. Like a goddamn child. Clapping.

But still...it's in 3-D. Yay!

OMG. Mickey Mouse just died.

Ok...well, the guy who did the Mickey Mouse voice just died. 

Still....pretty sad. No? RIP.