The F*ck You iphone, phone.

Really funny. Starts at 1:31.

It upsets me....

That someone even thought to try this. And then did it.

VIA swissmiss

lord of the bluetooth

yes i will be trying to get my hands on this. although i dont think ill use it i just want to have one. now that im thinking about it i might use it.

via shinyshiny

Cartoon Rabbit Poop.

How do we feel about a toilet seat that weighs you? 

Well...whatever the case, thank god for those little cute bunny drawings....it makes this whole thing a bit more of a soft sell. Get it? SOFT sell.

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I'll buy anything made by Apple.

Oh The Onion...you sleigh me!


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away." Ha ha.

VIA swissmiss

cool loosers.

Ever wonder where our culture is going? With all this new technology and such...



That should about sum it up. A ubiquitous middle ground of utterly cool with complete and extreme nerdy undertone. Also known as purgatory.



Side Note: Do you think they have Cold Stone in purgatory?

national donut day?!?!

Notice the equal ratio of question marks to exclamation marks. I am equally enthralled and puzzled. MSN.com just told me that today is National Donut Day. Like, this day has been around my entire life and I never knew about it. My bday is in a few days....June is a big month for me. How did I never know about this day? How un american of me.

Anyway, have a Donut today...the summer beach gods wont mind. Infact, they are encouraging it. And yes, that is a donut jump drive.

We are officially in the future! Get out there and celebrate!

cease and desist.

the applications for my summer gf have literally exceeded my expectations...and by exceed, I mean I got one email that told me to "look into a life of Christ." So...Ive decided to approach this situation from a different direction. I'm just gonna buy some summer love.

And thanks to Drew Burrows, I can do that. He created an infra-red, light sensitive a 2-D bed girlfriend.

"...a single mattress, tucked into a dark, curtained back room of the showcase space. On it: a lithe brunette. She's perfectly quiet, but once you sit or lie down, she responds to your every move. Lie on your back, she snuggles up right next to you in a log position. Curl up in the fetal position, she spoons."

Drew, a 28 yr old grad student admittedly says that school has taken over his life and leaves him coming home to an empty bed every night. Awwwwwwwww, Drewy-poo. The only draw back, he proclaims is that she is 2-D.

To that I say, "And??????? At least you wont have to put up with all the extra nonsense."

Lesson of the Day:

Ladies, step up your game. You could be getting replaced.

stylish bluetooths give direct connect to god.

The concept of Bluetooths kinda baffles me. Unless you are in the car driving or a doctor always on call, I do not think that you are busy enough to wear a blinking, oh so cool, wireless earphone in your ear all day long. Plus, there is a fine line between crazy crackheads that talk to themselves and normal people who talk to themselves. And the star trek ear piece doesnt help define that line.

With that said, Jawbone offers a new stylish blue tooth that “blurring the lines between jewelry and headset.” So now...you can look like a stylish douche when your having such an important conversation that your pristine hands cannot hold the phone up to you ear. Good stuff no? I mean, the freakin hear piece is leather.

I know, I know...I'm riddled with sarcasm right now. But seriously...if these things make you look anything like the Messiah (and make your shirt disappear)...which they do to this young gentleman above, I'm in. I know my Dad is. He loves bluetooths.

I guess in the end...you have to ask yourself..What Would Jesus Do?

Introducing.

the new MacBook Air. Apples newest and thinnest laptop to date. With 2GB of RAM 80GB of memory this little guy can apparently fit into an envelope, messenger of course.

And as amazing as this sounds, please keep the following in mind before you drop thousands of dollars trying to keep up with the cool kids.
1. The 1yr trial period. It is said...and I have experienced that new apple products are flawed in general. And they need about a year for themb (Apple) to truly get all the kinks out (lol, i said kink). Infact, I promise you that if you buy this product now...you will hate apple and Steve Jobs for little over a year as your life is wiped away in one single swoop of your screen shutting down and multiple visits to the apple store.
2. It only has 80 GB of memory! Hell, my big toe has more memory than that. You'll save like 3 jpegs to your desktop and it will blow up.
3. It only has 1 usb port. In turn...you can only do one usb related activity at a time. Want to transfer pics from your digital camera and charge your ipod? Nope, sorry...your computer is too skinny.

I guess I never really understood why people want their computers so small. Like a 6 inch display...or this thin thing. Who really cares, if it cant do exactly what you want it to do. Just my opinion.

Anyway...check the geeks out at the convention...gasping in awe. "OMG, did he say computer." I can only imagine the pocket protector quota at this event.