The Jamaican Printer.

Ohhhhhhhh. Office funny.

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You deserve an applause.

Because you are awesome.

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Twighlight Finally gets a Little Scary.

Thanks to the Robert Pattison Manllow.

"Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one."

Maybe now, that weepy b*tch Bella can stop moaning and groaning over him warming her bed at night....and Edward Cullen can get to doing what Vampire's do best. No...not sucking blood, BUT fighting other supernatural forces in slow motion. Duuuuhhhhh.

And yes. I did just reference the movie Twilight, repeatedly.

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Dodgeball World Record.

1,200 students, staff and faculty at the University of Alberta unofficially smash the Guinness World Record for most players in a single dodge ball game.

The real question? How did they pick teams? And...who was picked last?

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Street Fertilization.

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OK....gimme a few more days.

.....and I'll be back in full force. In the mean time, I found some necessities for you lot. Handerpants. I'm more of a briefs guy myself.  

So close.

Dear Life.

*Write questions in neon pink. 

*Do you want to date me? 

*Drink Jamo.

*Join the baddest street gang, The Warriors.

What's the point of this blog again?

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Pandamonium in New York.

Only in New York could a sad Panda roam the streets for a day, and no one know anything about it. It kinda reeks of one of those Wild Life organizations doing some sort of PR stunt doesn't it? Like..."they are gonna have to live with us if we keep depleting the planet of it's natural resources..." 

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Remember me?: While I was gone

I feel the pressure to keep up with my posts, or else they will get buried!

So some of these may be a bit old but they were interesting nonetheless. So get off my back! I'm just a guest.

Terrell Owens: Same shit different team

Ciara: Maybe people will quit hating on her for losing weight. Or they will forget she's in the song and buy it b/c of Justin. He's a good enough reason for me to download. ;-)

Some songs make me wish I was a dude so that I could run around quoting all day long. Take "Every Girl" for example. No video yet but stay tuned. If you think it's a display of male chauvinism, you're porbably right and you'll just have to get over it.

On a more serious note, the Chicago Tribune examined the fact that African American stock ownership has lagged that of whites; however, in this economic environment that's a good thing! Wait, what?!?! 

Finally, proof I'm a giant dork: WEST SIDE STORY! I know the song that corresponds with each photo. High School Musical has nothing, NOTHING on Maria, Anita, Bernardo and Tony!

Word Cloud.

Wordle takes content from any site and turns it into a word cloud. The point...I dunno. But this is what came up for Pros Thoughts.

Watermelons...? wordle is rascist...

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Let's play....

...the "name all the random guest apprearances in the Jamie Fox's new video" game. 



I've found:

 Ron Howard

Jake Gylleynhal (sp?)

Forrest Whitaker

Quincy Jones

Morris Chestnut

Samuel L Jackson

Did I forget anyone? I feel like if I watched this video again...I would see President Obama.

 

After launching his old video, Jamie had a bright idea. Make a video and throw in the most random people you can. I'm guess the plan is to daze and confuse the audience into thinking it's a good video. 

Hat Tip to Laila!

Office Fridge Anti-Theft System.

This is probably the best anti-theft idea I've every seen. Protection via repulsion...tasty.

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Catrix.

Oh man....I laughed so hard at this, I had to stop playing it in my office. Admittedly, I'm a bit of a weirdo but that cat has to know how Neo feels in Matrix Reloaded.

P.S. Why did I laready have a label for the 'The Matrix'? I take this blogging thing much too serious.

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Mario Kart Love Song.

Makes me all warm and gushy inside.

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Virginity for Sale.

Meet Natalie Dylan. She is the person of the day (nay, person of the month). Natalie recently went on the Howard Stern show and said that she's been forced to sell her virginity, because her stepfather took out a student loan in her name, and she's unable to finance her education. 

*crickets*

She said, "I don't have a moral dilemma with it. Why shouldn't I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity? I understand some people may condemn me. But I think this is empowering. I'm using what I have to better myself."

So, that's crazy right? Only in America can you sell your cherry and claim that it's for educational purposes. Sally May can make a girl do that type of sh*t. It's really creepy. But do you know what's creepier...? this clip of Natelie meeting a bidder on the Tyra show. The bidder's name is Lee and he is offering $1 million. If he is the highest bidder...he wins. And if this clip doesn't make you cringe, you lose...at being human.

"I want her, I want her virginity."

I can't even think of anything witty to say here. I'm both confused and scared. Kudos to Tyrannosaurus Banks for keepin in gangsta on both of them. I may have to file this under "too real" as well. Feminism at it's finest? Double Standards? Lazy whore? Or a byproduct of American culture? 

And some people think that we really don't need to tax the rich more (they are literally buying virginity)? Aren't we in a recession?

the return of spaghetti kitty.

you perhaps may remember spaghetti kitty who was used as a censor on the morning show with Mike a Juliet (?????). If not, please see back story here. Well, I find spaghetti kitty hysterical, and so does the rest of the world. So, as internet users do when they are amused....they make parodies. 

This one is the best that I have seen sofar. 

Spaghetti Kitty in, Star Trek: Return of the Spaghetti Kitty.

If you didn't laugh....you are a socialist.

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kitty wigs.

really though...is there any other way for your kitty to look puuuuuurfect!

buy here.

caution:

"Kitty Wig should only be used with human supervision, and introduced slowly. When not in use, the wig should always be stored in its pawproof case. Complete directions and safety warnings are included with every package. Please read them carefully and avoid unnecessary dangers."

holy alaska.

"Instead of taking the Lord's name in vain, I've been saying: 

"Great state of Alaska!"

- forwhenifelllikkesharing

Banks grows up.

You had to know this was coming. There is only so much time that one can try to regularly create throwback blog posts reminiscent of the better times. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

This show is partially responsible for who I am today, an its influence on culture cannot be argued. I have never met a person who did not know the lyrics to the opening song, and/or sang it on a yellow school bus on the way to a class field trip simultaneously harassing as many trucks as possible with the obnoxious yet rigorous "air pull" performed to force a honk. The result...ecstatic joy.

But this...my friends, is not a blog solely about the show. Its about a single character. And its not Will Smith, he gets way too much press on his own (he doesn't need my blog to hype him up). Its about the adorable co-co-star, Tatyana Ali. " ASHLEY BANKS. Actress" and "singer," she is back on the scene with a new show. Dont ask me what the show is called....but what I do know about, is the hot new spread of the upcoming issue of King magazine and the sexy spread she is in....

King

I guess this Throwback Thursday is more for me.....

But, for all of our recollection. I classically think of her as looking like this. But she is also known for this little piece of magic that I may or may not have had the double sided cassette tape to in the early 90s

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yea...that's the 90s alright. lol

Ok, im off....

PS Ali went to Harvard (the rich man's community college where everyone graduates with honors). As a Boston collegiate alum myself, I heard through a friend of a friend that she was a big weed head in college. Like never went to class, but smoked all day weed head--as if there are any other type...lol. Just thought I'd share.

life lessons taught by puppets.

Loud & Quiet


In vs Out


Pie!


"U" the pusht letter of the alphabet.


FatCatHatBat,,,,this is great.