Showing posts with label preguntas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label preguntas. Show all posts

5.18.2011

Which is worse?

The fact that Steven Spielberg has to make movies based on a comic series my mom knows more about.....Tintin? Really?



Or the facts that Tintin, though a fictional character, in the real world looks exactly like Tilda Swinton. Tintin...Tilda Swinton....Tintin....Tilda Swinton...coincidence? I don't think so.

5.02.2011

Transformers 3.


Watch the trailer here.

But now for the real question of the decade....is the new Megan Foxx hotter than the old Megan Foxx? (ominous music)

3.30.2011

Rolling in Deep. John Legend.

John Legend - Rolling in the Deep (Adele Cover) by johnlegend


Loving this cover from JOhn Legend. And below....they euromixxed it up. Cause that's the trend now. Which one do you like better?

1.31.2011

Hitler Q&A.

I answered...yes.


10.28.2010

I Love my Friends: Jason.

So...one of my genius friends from New England raised a provocative, yet logical question on facebook last week. He has a rep for a certain type of question. The last one of this grandeur was "What would win in a fight....a bear of a killer whale if they where both standing in 4 ft of water?" Tough right? Well this time he set himself to the face book status. And he supplied ups with this brilliance:

Who would win in a fight, Aang from Avatar:The last Air Bender or Goku from Dragon Ball Z?


And this lengthy status debate was what followed went on for several days:


Though the names have been changed to protect the innocent and their views...I am the one with Mojo Jojo as my profile picture. Some major quotes from perhaps the best debate I have had in months. A few jems in the convo:

no, Avatar has the ability to control the Elements. Goku can shatter the planet right from under him with the spirit bomb. and remember UNLIKE Goku, Aang isnt superhuman or can resist massive physical injury. the instant transmission and a Kamehameha wave would Kill AAng
He controls the elements that runs the planet man...everything that goku thouches avatar controls...plus that spirit bomb takes time to charge up...the avatar aint goin to sit there and let him charge that shit up.
dude, have you even watched Dragonball? Goku BLEW UP AN ENTIRE MOUNTAIN WHEN HE WAS ONLY 6!!!!!!
Less you forget, Ang can water bend. If we break it down, all beings are made up of at least 90% water or something. All ang has to do is remove all water from goku's body and he is DONE!!!
um.. again those are HUMANS, NOT ALIENS. the part that you guys are missing is that most of the stuff that aang has done to affect humans.


With life being as busy as it is now for us 90's babies.....convos like this are once in a life time. Luckily, I have aligned myself with friends that ask trivial yet completely relevent stuff like this. More importantly....what do you think? Who would win?


5.10.2010

Dancing Animal Ads.





Who did it best? The Bear...or the Cow? The bear dance off made me laugh but the tap dancing cow was kinda genius...execution wise (save the close up of the utters). Who ever wins in the long run, the Cadbury Guerrilla has some competition.

4.07.2010

Porno or Movie Poster?

This is a real movie poster. And that's sad. But the funny part is....if you took out the blood splatters and the cracks on the glass....it could double as a porno cover. No?

Line: "Their Flesh is his Fantasy." I mean, come on.

3.25.2010

The Remote Bottle Opener.


Speaking of human ingenuity with my last post (almost a day ago). Why did it take so long for this to happen?

3.09.2010

I pick Emotionally Stable and Good Looking.

What do you pick?

2.16.2010

We Are the World Remake.

Old


vs.

New



Who did it better? The old folks or the news kids? I know I shouldn't be comparing them, cause it's for a good cause....but come on. It's only natural. Did they live up to Michael's original?I mean...there are clearly tiers of singers (which is there first mistake). I kinda liked the autotunes and Lil Wayne part, but how do we feel about the rap part? Perhaps a little aggressive for no reason. 

Your thoughts?

1.14.2010

A-Team: Movie vs. Show.

Show (1982-1987)




vs.

Movie (2010)


Who wins? I'll let my dad be the judge. I was far too young to really be a fan. All I know is that ....that IS NOT Mr. T.

Question of the Day.



How do we feel about morphing kids toys into phallic symbols inorder to promote adult sex shops? Personally, I'm ok with it. You?

1.12.2010

What Kind of Artist Are You?



Haha....I made myself answere (and believe the answeres) that got me to graphic designer. Win!

12.07.2009

The Linkdown: This One is Classy.


1. The University of Michigan's Honor Code includes Semen Control.

2. You know that song..."I wish I could f*ck every girl in the world?" Well, apparently Tiger Woods has. Who do you think is more of a pro-athlete man whore, Tiger or Kobe? Poor Tiger. But common, I'd love to hear your guesses.....

3. That weird guy, who does weird celeb sculpture, does another one.


5. Godiva Flag Shop in Tokyo. And no, it would not be dope if that were actual liquid all over the place. It would be gross.

6. The Obama's first Christmas....yeah, I had to.
 
7. I dont want to be a hater, but a Grammy nomination for song of the year to Single Ladies and Pokerface? The state of music is in shambles. Someone needs make a PSA stat.

8.  Meet, the world's Smallest Snowman. His name is Morpheus Chuku Epstein III. I made that last part up.

9. Stach The Halls...with...facial hair.

10. How To Ask for Oral Sex....the do's and donts.




12.03.2009

Blind Sided on the Court.



First he had a twitter account, and now he is going to basketball games. I just have one question Stevie Wonder: What was the score?

11.17.2009

Is he the Devil?



Yeah...that just happened. A public news caster asked if the sitting President of the US was the devil.

9.16.2009

Question of the day.

Where do you think birthers get their ad dollars from? 


8.19.2009

Olympic Super Friends Unite.


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Intro - Usain Bolt Breaks 100-Meter Record
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorHealthcare Protests


Funny because it's true. Can we really have the theory of "An Olympic Competition" when there actually isn't any competition at all?

8.10.2009

For my design readers...let's get it on.

A snippet:
Ps: Illustrator is like that shitty kid you grew up with that always breathed through his mouth and really liked drawing these illustrations of half naked woman with huge boobs… wishful thinking illustrator. The fact of the matter is Photoshop is way more relevant in the lives of the majority of creative people out there. PERIOD. Face the facts, go back to your corner and play with your pen tool.

Ai: Photoshop you ignorant slut! Bloated obsolete relics like you and Print Shop need to know when your time has passed. Oh, but let’s all cling to an aged and decadent past. You can “paint” in Photoshop. You think this somehow pays tribute to the Renaissance masters. I’m afraid not. If Leonardo da Vinci were alive today he’d bitch slap you and all your air-brushing users. His entire generation was pushing forward, innovating, advancing. The only advancing You’ve done in two decades is to steal my tools! If Michelangelo were alive today he’d be using me. Why? Because the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel is HUGE! Only vector graphics are equipped to handle such a large surface. You would wet your pants and go crying to mommy if you were faced with a canvas that big. So, let’s place Photoshop where it belongs: in a time capsule.


my opinion...my heart beats for a good Photoshop challenge. It's my life blood. But as my "design" life evolves....illustrator does come into more and more practical use. Still, in the end.....I choose photoshop. What do you guys prefer? And why?